barryk32

Cheers Ian.

I'm Johnny Fold Egg and Spoon champion 2022 - 2024. I'm not beating Linford Christie

I'm pretty sure ST sales just about covers the wages from the close season. Thats about it.

Its noncey Craig and his weird followers Just pay the money. Fuckwits

I've just took on a team of girls U7s. Fuck me. Parents are hard work.

See you there. My daughter drags me to away games too. Also with the away games there are so few there the girls have absolutely all the time in the world for her. They seem genuinely happy to stop and chat to her, have pictures and even let her out onto the pitch.

I'm a massive advocate for the girls team. I especially like just turning up, walking in for free and getting 2 pints and a soft drink for under a tenner. Now, the game on Sunday........ 2 adult tickets and a kids. 9 quid!!!!! What the fuck. They have the audacity to charge a processing fee to email me a ticket 🙄. And it will be the usual bar prices too. Nobheads

We've been watching them a few times, we've even travelled to away games. My little girl had one of the best experiences of her life yesterday leading them out at Chorley and she was with her favourite player too Eleanor Seals. These girls have inspired my daughter miles more than the mens team because she can identify with them. She didnt even know girls could play football until they were at the Christmas party They have inspired her so much that she has just signed up for Astley Bridge U7's. The blokes banging on about how shit womens football is are the same ones losing their rags at kids U12's on a Saturday morning, which I find weird as fuck. They are smashing it and are absolutely fantastic with the kids. Long may it continue.

Tap the bottom with a spoon before boiling until you hear a snap. It releases the membrane from the shell. Gamechanger

Once round for warm bread twice round for blacker than Purple Aki. Theres no inbetween

You've forgotten to put Smileys teams on.

I assume his Mrs thinks theres nobody for him to shag in Huddersfield. He's been shit ever since his antics were shared all over social media

I've not read the 5 pages but this is something I strongly believe in so sorry if I'm repeating. Firstly, I put my last dog down. He was old, stayed in bed all day, pissing and shitting himself, didnt really know what was going on. His live was shit, I knew it was time for him to go, he knew it. When we were in there he was in my arms as he passed, it was the kind thing to do. Secondly, my Dads in a home with dementia. He sits in his chair all day, pissing and shitting himself, doesn't really know whats going on. His live is shit, I know its time for him to go, on his better days he knows it, he even says he's had enough. We drag him out though. He was an incredibly proud man and there's not a chance in hell he would want this. Oh, and he's paying about 1600 quid a week of what he's saved his entire life for the privilege.

I'd sooner have a virus than McAfee or Norton

He was crying about that.... Like literally crying. Glad my mental issues are violent ones, I couldnt be arsed with that