jayjayoghani

WTF how has this been posted i was in birmingham Look at the year pal

wash yer mouth out [-X

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Have withdrawn money from ATM's all over the world using my PIN and bank Debit card. I strongly suspect in Portugal we'll be fine

Our following to Brum will be as impressive as that to Guimaraes. "impressive" in opposite ways however. My excuse is the Hovis Presley tribute night at the Albert Halls.

Me + 1 other staying there Thursday night. More likely we'll be on the piss in Guimaraes tbh.

Only at weekends.

Efes, Where is your office? I live in the town centre so I'll pop in next week to buy some balls. Are you open/available Monday or Weds morning?

You could sort it out here :-$ . Long but worth a read http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,...,663391,00.html

Surely Tony Blair translates to.... Tony Blair? :-s

Think it happens in northern Spain http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/616507.stm

http://www.fannymatters.com/

www.cricketratings.com top 10 bowlers 1 Shane Warne AUS 2 Glenn McGrath AUS 3 Muttiah Muralitharan 4 Andrew Flintoff 5 Shaun Pollock 6 Makhaya Ntini 7 Chaminda Vaas SL 7 Shoaib Akhtar 9 Matthew Hoggard ENG 10 Irfan Pathan IND I'd say that McGrath is the only BETTER bowler Than Flintoff. Have doubts whether we'd have won the Ashes if he'd been fully fit throughout. With regard to the last 20 years, Ambrose is the best fast bowler for me. Capable of steamrollering any batting line-up. 7 for 1 from 29 balls against Australia at Perth.

8 wickets for Flintoff on a flat pitch.

It's late November and we're going to Northern Portugal not Dubai. What do you expect? :-s

You're not from Tyldesley are you?

Mark Wright is the other defender.

Did you point out he's f??cking robbing a living?

REET. DEFINITIVE ANSWER FROM TPS.

El-Hadji Diouf in Northcotes Hair, Chorley. DIOUFY parked opposite. If owt happens - spontaneous combustion etc I'll let you know. 8-[

Will be there with 1 other. Flying from Madrid Thursday morning after taking in Madrid v Lyon on Weds evening.

Nearly but not quite Frank Think Nolan is better further forward. O'Brien deserves to keep his place but a bit disappointed with Stelios at the minute.

Other cut and paste comments from rival managers "they play a certain way" "they do what they do very well" "a strong physical team" "difficult to play against" and one that isn't "Bolton are a good team."

The guy is a machine. The number of passes he intercepts and his workrate are unbelievable. And he wins everything in the air in midfield. His passing although adequate is the one area that perhaps could be improved but that's a minor gripe. I hope that Jack Chapman who apparently spotted him gets a big fat bonus for it.

Urban myths according to snopes... http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.htm