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Just seen this! Have I told that story on here?! Totally forgot if I have ha ha Was my old Lab, Big Sam! I used to walk him on Moor Park playing fields where a row of houses backed on to with some woods in between. One gardens fence was down as I walked passed and I noticed there were a family singing happy birthday to a little baby and all tables and bouncy castle thing set up outside. All very pleasant I thought as I strolled in the sun. Got a bit further down the field and shouted Sam. Thought he was simply mooching about the woods sniffing stuff. He came bowling out with a steaming hot gammon joint. I looked back and he'd clearly come from the house where the party was. He'd whizzed in the open door and nicked the prize meat fresh out the oven and no fucker had noticed. I had no choice but to run I often wonder about how many times theyve told the tale of the day their gammon joint disappeared in to thin air
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Same, still there appear to be plenty who are happy to keep tipping money into his coffers, he knows that as well. You'd hope this will be the last we hear of him..... But I doubt it, I'm sure he'll be back leading another Gammon March in London, soon enough
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Ah Simon Jordan the gammon whisperer 🤣
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12 days and you had a fucking panic attack. Had to text someone before you sent out one of your gammon search parties. You soft bastard ♥️
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Watched an adult education movie last night on BBC 2 The Old Oak , about Syrian refugees coming to working class Newcastle. Ken Loach produced , but fuck me funded by most of the film industries in the Eurozone. If most of you lot didnt see it then they wasted their brass Sentimental , fantasy twaddle , with lots of angry gammon.
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No I expect them to get a minimum of 15 years and a goos shoeing every day...... but hey im just an old fashioned gammon
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What we having? Sister in law (modest handful) and her fella split, in-laws in France, so it's just the five of us at home. If I'm honest, I can't really be arsed; it's an early Sunday dinner, and will have all the fannying around without the extra gifts and booze. Anyway, kids want turkey. They didn't have mash last year, and tbf I didn't miss it; however they insist. The wife usually asks for gammon, and that's my usual contribution to a family meal. I'm looking forward to making gravy, semifredo etc in advance. Go forth good folk of WWays; inspire me with your festive fayre
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Tommy Robinson is a cokehead nonce. So he assumes any man walking with a young woman is also a cokehead nonce. He'll be crying about not being able to see his own kids again soon - while sat on a beach in a Muslim country - funded by his gammon nonce army.
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indeed, St Tommy Day, when he and his Gammon Army will rise and trudge around London, in another utterly pointless show of "unity" that will achieve fuck all, apart from a few counter protests and a massive police bill
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“Calling someone "gammon" is a derogatory term, primarily used in the UK, to insult middle-aged, white men who are perceived as being right-wing” meanwhile in Crowborough
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HAHAHAHA MUSLIMS DON'T EAT PORK HAHAHAHAHHAAAAA Gammon humour is shite isn't it...
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Gammon Boy News
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The area I work in* I live in Thornton where you never see a foreign face. Total Dyed in the wool Tory land. Retired middle class Rugby bummers. ....but immigration is still on everybody's lips. If I didn't work in Blackpool and see the effects, I'd be thinking what are these obsessed gammon worried about. But I do, and see it with my own peepers. I'm watching it grow and grow...
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And that my friend, shows how much of a sociopathic simpleton he is, just like most left wing supporters For 2 nights now, I've offered those "superior" non racist thicko, non gammon types, a simple yes or no question They cannot handle the basics in one word as proven by their replies
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There was nowhere near a "million", but I'm glad you enjoyed Gammon Fest 2025.
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Million percent. My mate was telling me he gets so pissed off with these macho married men gammon type blokes arranging meets with him under the pretence they're gonna shaft him senseless yet they always almost definitely turn out to be bottoms/power-bottoms/subs. Always move the goalpost once they're in the sack.
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Sorry about the proliferation of flag shagging, Gammony, Gammon stuff by thickos but…. Its just normal, isn’t it?
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Not really sure what that means. Is it kind of the same as calling someone thick, racist, gammon etc without actually knowing the person. Basically everyone on each side spouting shite to one another ... its all pointless
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How about grown men calling other people Gammon?
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Ok mate. We're clearly at crossed purposes here. You don't understand what I'm getting at, and I don't understand what you're getting at, and we're never going to find common ground on that basis. We're both just assuming what the other is thinking. Never mind. Enjoy watching the morons riot in their Reform FC tops and St Georges capes. I certainly will. It's going to be funny as fuck watching toothless gammon fuckwits boot off about things they don't understand, then unwittingly make their lives worse for at least a decade. Reminds me of the run up to Brexit.
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it's shit, kappa always slim fit to so any fat gammon that buys it will look a twat
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I see that some gammon screechers are causing trouble over in Canary Wharf and being arrested for their efforts. Tommy Robinson getting involved. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/asylum-hotel-protests-canary-wharf-lee-anderson-b2794573.html No doubt it will allow the keyboard warrior gammon screechers to claim 2-tier policing (despite the huge number of arrests at the recent pro-Palestinian group protests).
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Gammon-Youth
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Aye Gammon love em
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Haggared gammon beak face that. So yeah he does
