Half way through a holiday so squabbling about sit that does not matter.

So, at what age do you become middle age, and then at what age do you become old age ?

Not looking for any legal definition just at what age does someone become an old cunt ? 
 

I think the answer differs based on your own age 

I reckon middle aged 45. Old aged 75.

 

22 minutes ago, Jol_BWFC said:

I reckon middle aged 45. Old aged 75.

 

I'm happy with that, middle aged will do me (67)

In technology terms I’m an old cunt

Give me Microsoft Office stuff and I’ll produce PowerPoints, Excels, all sorts of reports, etc

Sat through a half day work meeting on the use of AI last week and I’m in a home for the baffled and bewildered. I don’t get it. It simply doesn’t compute with me

I’m also an old football cunt. I like two wingers slinging crosses in for a good old fashioned centre forward to head it in

13 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

In technology terms I’m an old cunt

Give me Microsoft Office stuff and I’ll produce PowerPoints, Excels, all sorts of reports, etc

Sat through a half day work meeting on the use of AI last week and I’m in a home for the baffled and bewildered. I don’t get it. It simply doesn’t compute with me

I’m also an old football cunt. I like two wingers slinging crosses in for a good old fashioned centre forward to head it in

I'm 43 stopped working in offices 11yrs ago. I can work Microsoft office fine but Google docs, Slack etc boggle my noggin. Have to get my 13yr old to sort it.

The simple answer is that you are only as old as you feel. Believe me.

Y'feel me ya punk ass bitches? 

You start doing things that you always disliked other people doing and you don't realise that you're starting to act and sound like yer dad.

 

 

at what age do you start turning out in old suits everyday?

You start investigating supplements.

14 minutes ago, Zico said:

at what age do you start turning out in old suits everyday?

Reckon @athywhite1958 has been doing that for 10 years at least 

I'm 52, and reckon I'm middle aged, and I have the comfy slippers to prove it, I've also started enjoying IPAs, and that's definitely middle-aged territory

Old, to me is probably 70, and that's when you should lose your driving licence and voting rights 😏

I read something several months ago, that suggested a child born today, is very likely to reach 100 years old - fuck that, I'm not sure I'd want to ever be that old

Middle age is 35-44 now 

4 hours ago, bolty58 said:

The simple answer is that you are only as old as you feel. Believe me.

Y'feel me ya punk ass bitches? 

I like this mentality. Some of my mates are desperate to be old does my head in. 

22 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Middle age is 35-44 now 

is it fuck

1 hour ago, Big E said:

Reckon @athywhite1958 has been doing that for 10 years at least 

Oi, still 501's and Lacoste for me, you cheeky young cnut

The debate started because we were walking back to hotel at about 10pm discussing were we old and boring. 
 

60 is the minimum for old age, as you get senior rail card and a bus pass.

67 is pension age. 
 

70 was my suggestion. Mother in law is 89 and won’t go to some events in case they are full of old people and she does not want to mix. 

Sometimes you just need a relax. It doesn’t make you more boring 

16 minutes ago, Big E said:

Sometimes you just need a relax. It doesn’t make you more boring 

Mate, we were having a discussion at what age you become old. Going back to the room early was not the only issue.

3 hours ago, Big E said:

Sometimes you just need a relax. It doesn’t make you more boring 

on the other end of the scale, you need to grow the fuck up, and stop going to raves, you're not 20 anymore, you're middle aged 😁

44 minutes ago, Sweep said:

on the other end of the scale, you need to grow the fuck up, and stop going to raves, you're not 20 anymore, you're middle aged 😁

Aye must admit at the grand old age of 41 my raving days are coming to an end.

Especially night time ones.

5 hours ago, Ani said:

The debate started because we were walking back to hotel at about 10pm discussing were we old and boring. 
 

60 is the minimum for old age, as you get senior rail card and a bus pass.

67 is pension age. 
 

70 was my suggestion. Mother in law is 89 and won’t go to some events in case they are full of old people and she does not want to mix. 

Bus pas is pension age, I got mine at 61 because I was registered disabled

2 hours ago, athywhite1958 said:

Bus pas is pension age, I got mine at 61 because I was registered disabled

I got told I could get one, but apparently have to be Welsh or Scottish so happy to do without 

 

It's a state of mind but was a story about brain research yesterday and said your brain is still in its adolescence phase up to 32.   After that Early ageing brain starts at 66 and Late ageing brain at 83.

https://www.cam.ac.uk/stories/five-ages-human-brain

 

You have to factor in physical health as well.

 

9 hours ago, athywhite1958 said:

Oi, still 501's and Lacoste for me, you cheeky young cnut

Kinell R, swap Lacoste for Fred Perry and we can allow you in on probation.

Only feminine curved machinery mind. None of that oil dripping shaker shite.

2 minutes ago, TrickyTrotter said:

It's a state of mind

This.

I used to fancy older women but now there aren’t any.