April 17Apr 17 I was always told don’t bother- you’re shit Cheers dad The missus did most the DIY. I don’t have the patience or dexterity. If I’m painting, I’m hitting the big space. She takes over in the corners. I’m then in the kitchen creating magic like a good little bitch. Fix her a good martini when she’s ready
April 18Apr 18 11 hours ago, Traf said: I'll start you off with painting walls in your house. I needed to paint some walls in advance of getting the house on the market and with trade being so quiet of late, cashflow not being great and not knowing any decorators who'd do it as a favour or for a discount off a holiday, I thought I'd have a go myself. Jesus H Fucking Christ, it looks like Harvey Price has done it. Never again. A lot depends on the paint you use don.t use Any SHIT from BQ BM go to a Decorator Centre Dulux / Crown / Johnsons or just ask me what to use
April 18Apr 18 12 hours ago, mickbrown said: Arf. My car does it for me now. It’s fucking witchcraft We all have our little fetish's
April 18Apr 18 11 hours ago, Dimron said: I've discovered Dulux Satinwod... next to no prep, covers well , dries quick and you clean your brushes in soapy water... if it doesnt move I paint it at the moment 😆 I wondered why Mcatee was a shade of bright yellow
April 18Apr 18 Anything that involves working with straight lines. Could simply be drawing lines on a piece of paper with a ruler and it looks like a dyspraxic has done it after 12 pints.
April 18Apr 18 Author 2 hours ago, kent_white said: Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush That's not difficult at all 😉
April 18Apr 18 I don't do any DIY whatsoever Missus even hangs the pictures She was re grouting a few tiles the other week while I was watching Tele My motto, if you can pay someone to do a better job than yourself, pay em.
April 18Apr 18 3 hours ago, kent_white said: Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush @gonzo is likely to be your best place for advice here.
April 18Apr 18 51 minutes ago, L/H White said: I don't do any DIY whatsoever Missus even hangs the pictures She was re grouting a few tiles the other week while I was watching Tele My motto, if you can pay someone to do a better job than yourself, pay em. That's my problem, I'm too tight. Don't want to pay someone and be disappointed when I can quite easily disappoint myself for free. Won't touch plastering or plumbing though... too much history there
April 18Apr 18 16 hours ago, royal white said: If you can piss you can paint I reckon this was a conversation @little whitt had with the careers advisor at school
April 18Apr 18 15 hours ago, Sweep said: Another hobby 😁 I thought I'd get it done over a couple of weekends off a ladder...
April 18Apr 18 6 hours ago, Dimron said: That's my problem, I'm too tight. Are we still talking anal g-spots or has the conversation moved on?
April 18Apr 18 Spent quite a bit of time doing DIY at my son’s place over the winter. Drilling into Australian walls is a bit of a lottery. I’m pretty sure I’m on the Christmas Card list of Mitre 10 and Bunnings.
April 18Apr 18 Author 6 hours ago, Spider said: @gonzo is likely to be your best place for advice here. He taught me
April 18Apr 18 On 17/04/2026 at 18:20, Traf said: I'll start you off with painting walls in your house. I needed to paint some walls in advance of getting the house on the market and with trade being so quiet of late, cashflow not being great and not knowing any decorators who'd do it as a favour or for a discount off a holiday, I thought I'd have a go myself. Jesus H Fucking Christ, it looks like Harvey Price has done it. Never again. Electrician fella says it’s the mongiest of the trades
April 18Apr 18 Author 25 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Electrician fella says it’s the mongiest of the trades Having met some decorators, your Munich fiance might have a point.
April 18Apr 18 34 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Electrician fella says it’s the mongiest of the trades He's right. Leccy's actually paid attention in school.
April 19Apr 19 On 18/04/2026 at 06:41, kent_white said: Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush it's all about the toothpaste you use. Proper stuff like Sensodyne and you're laughing. Get whitening one and you don't even need to turn the light on when you go for a dump in the middle of the night.
April 19Apr 19 On 18/04/2026 at 06:41, kent_white said: Finding your anal g-spot with a toothbrush Electric or manual toothbrush? Asking for a friend
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