so last year some bloke from Texas got in touch via my website

has two website's he want's me to look after

as in, each month, I back them up, update the site plugins, and test all working ok

then send him an invoice for £100 - it takes 5 minutes, easy money

he's a fucking crank like

these are his websites where you buy a PDF he's written that tells you about the truth of god, and also global warming

https://www.spiritofmind.net/

Spirit of Mind is a true Spiritual Belief System and A True Perspective about God and spirituality for people worldwide regardless of their faith or religion, or if they have no particular faith or belief system at all. In other words, Spirit of Mind is a universal modern and true spiritual belief system for all persons of faith, religion, and non-believers too. Book 1 describes beyond religion how people worldwide have always been deceived, therefore misled about everyone’s God, and always deceived about what everyone’s true God really is?

https://www.globalwarmingtruths.com/

After reviewing the proof and evidence provided by this Website, you will know that human activity global warming and climate change is not true. That this misguided untruth was made-up by deceitful and misinformed people. After reading and learning about the indisputable evidence provided by this Website, you and others will then know what actually causes Earth’s global warmingand climate change.

his sites get zero traffic or sales

anyway

out the blue he just sent me this

Hi Dave,

The "Spirt of Mind" website is not functioning properly, and you seem not to be unaware of a product that is very important for you and everyone worldwide that has meaningful truths and realities for you and everyone else. I am paying you $150/mo to oversee my products that you do not seem to appreciate. Unless you understand that this is not "business as usual" and agree to help with a cause much greater than you and me, I will be required to move on to someone who is more observant and willing to look outside themselves for something more important than just "business s usual". Just think of the harm that you have caused you, you family and friends, about not wanting to share the website truths about Spirt of Mind to help them have a much better life experience. I am inclined to move on based on your absence of neglect, morality, and wanting to ignore important truths about everyone's existence that you should have figured out by now.

The decision is yours, and for you and your support team to ignore about what I am saying and promoting is not good for your family and friends. Please let me know your response?

I know that you are compliant about what a normal person would expect, however what you have failed to realize is that this is not "business as usual", and that you are not aware of realities beyond just you and your you, your family and friends. Therefore, not being very observant that this is not "business as usual" does not look good for you, your family, and friends. List to them more. Your response to this email reality will determine if I will continue with you as a steward for something much more important than both you, your family, and me?  

Please give this more consideration than you have been. Your future and your karma will depend on it

Carl Fisher

Author Spirit of Mind 

Business as usual then?

Have you not switched the brainwashing plug in on?

How’s the site supposed to spread the message if it’s not sending out subliminal messages?

Set him up an account on here.

I know that you are compliant about what a normal person would expect

Had to double take that one. Coming from him FFS!

I'm with Nowack. Get him on here.

If you dont get him an account set up on here fast i feel you are a failure as a citizen of earth.

You will clearly be letting down your family and friends !

Set @Sluffy on him.

54 minutes ago, crawshawbooth said:

If you dont get him an account set up on here fast i feel you are a failure as a citizen of earth.

You will clearly be letting down your family and friends !

He's already started with his dog

bloke's having a breakdown

Shall we all sign up for the site and wind him up? 🤣

Just now, kent_white said:

Shall we all sign up for the site and wind him up? 🤣

His sites are literally one single page, with a link to buy his book. Why the fuck he's paying zico £100 a month to 'look after' them is baffling.

I would run a mile from him.

Just say ‘I agree you need someone more switched on to your needs, once you have selected someone please let me have their details so I can ensure a smooth transition’

You could add

‘ I also have access to a site with a large of people who really need spiritual enlightenment and I would happy to provide with an Introduction’

22 minutes ago, Cheese said:

His sites are literally one single page, with a link to buy his book. Why the fuck he's paying zico £100 a month to 'look after' them is baffling.

Is there no contact me button or anything? I think it would be funny to bombard him with queries 😁

Obviously need to check that's alright with @bolty58 and @BobyBrno first though! 😉😁

Offer to meet him at the Dallas Cowboys clubshop

25 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Is there no contact me button or anything? I think it would be funny to bombard him with queries 😁

Obviously need to check that's alright with @bolty58 and @BobyBrno first though! 😉😁

Nope.

37 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Is there no contact me button or anything? I think it would be funny to bombard him with queries 😁

Obviously need to check that's alright with @bolty58 and @BobyBrno first though! 😉😁

Didn't we do that donkey's years ago with an American banjo player forum? Told them we were Burnley fans and needed advanced tips.

5 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Didn't we do that donkey's years ago with an American banjo player forum? Told them we were Burnley fans and needed advanced tips.

🤣🤣

Back in the glory days when things were a laugh. I miss those times!

Ask him what is his favourite way to kill an elephant.

1 hour ago, burnden said:

Ask him what is his favourite way to kill an elephant.

Or his favourite Ghanaian Tractor Importer.

Are you a fisherman?

He's thrown you some bait, now wants you on the hook... carry on and you'll be well in clover handling laundered cash until the FBI or NCA or whatever the Ozzy equvalent is come a knocking... then you'll need to attend court with your toothbrush and tube of ky.

If it was me I'd let the local fraud office have the correspondance and put the money into the ploiceman's baĺl.

Hope this helps

Edited Monday at 19:283 days by Dimron

12 hours ago, Cheese said:

His sites are literally one single page, with a link to buy his book. Why the fuck he's paying zico £100 a month to 'look after' them is baffling.

one update did break the site so had to revert it back

but there'd be value in it if he actually had folk visiting his site and buying his PDFs

me and him are the only ones to have been on the sites since they went live

when he first got in touch he wanted me to optimise the sites so they ranked on page one for things like god, spirit and global warming

told him no chance and gave him tips on how to promote it, none of which he's done because he's not ready to do so yet

anyway replied saying it was the strangest email I've ever received, the site is working fine and you can do one

14 hours ago, kent_white said:

Is there no contact me button or anything? I think it would be funny to bombard him with queries 😁

Obviously need to check that's alright with @bolty58 and @BobyBrno first though! 😉😁

I will take my lunch hour to ponder this and get back to you.

13 hours ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Offer to meet him at the Dallas Cowboys clubshop

Only if the cheerleaders will be there please.

7 hours ago, bolty58 said:

I will take my lunch hour to ponder this and get back to you.

😁😁 - thanks mate

9 hours ago, Zico said:

one update did break the site so had to revert it back

but there'd be value in it if he actually had folk visiting his site and buying his PDFs

me and him are the only ones to have been on the sites since they went live

when he first got in touch he wanted me to optimise the sites so they ranked on page one for things like god, spirit and global warming

told him no chance and gave him tips on how to promote it, none of which he's done because he's not ready to do so yet

anyway replied saying it was the strangest email I've ever received, the site is working fine and you can do one

Should go all Missy the cat on his ass.

9 hours ago, Zico said:

anyway replied saying it was the strangest email I've ever received, the site is working fine and you can do one

his follow up:

Hi Dave,

I agree that my previous email was very strange, and I do not blame you for how you reacted. How that particular email was written and sent to you was not my personal preference.

However, the spirit community or Deity required me to send you that email message because they know that you do not take the Spirit of Mind writings seriously. They are helping me write Spiritual Guide books for worldwide consumption, and so far I have written 4 books and Book 2 will be released sometime later next year, the others even later including a Book 5 to complete the Book Series. My Book 1, "A True Perspective", which is part of the website "spiritofmind.net" in PDF form, and also available from "Amazon.com" in book form, will educate people worldwide about what everyone's God actually is, which is not a mythological Supreme Being, and educate everyone about how our existence as a peoples really works, like why we all are here and what should we do, which you failed to comprehend and appreciate.

Religions are passé now, very outdated using ancient mentalities that require upgrades to instead provide truths rather than mythology, untrue miracles, ancient superstitions, the ancient corruptions, and such, to begin advancing worldwide populations to much better places. They have given me the opportunity to provide real spiritual truths that everyone worldwide should know. Dave, you were given the opportunity to be part of something very big, and did not recognize that this project was not just business as usual. 

The spirit community knows that you have not communicated my Book 1 material enough, especially to your family and friends who would really appreciate that you do so. The spirit community as my advisors wanted me to let you know not to make decisions about my Book 1 just based on your own judgement for yourself, i.e. only what you personally want to believe, instead let people like your relatives and friends decide for themselves what they want to believe. It is always best to let people decide for themselves, especially about something that is this far reaching that affects everyone.  

Therefore Dave, I am just a tool that the Deity is now using to communicate very important truths to people worldwide through my book writings known as Spirit of Mind. 

I hope that you understand things better now, and my previous email was not meant to be personal, just informative. 

I will now consider our business arrangement for my websites concluded, and I appreciate what you have done to keep both my sites functional and running properly.

Carl Fisher