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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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http://www.bolton.vitalfootball.co.uk/matc...re.asp?a=107398

 

Very amusing :rofl: :rofl:

 

Bolton travel to Tottenham on Saturday, with the attack spearheaded (if that`s the right word) by former Spurs player Grzegorz Rasiak. No, it`s not the right word is it? A spearhead is sharp, fast moving and usually causes damage.

 

Vital Quotes:

 

'When you look at the games Fulham, Birmingham, ourselves and Reading have got I think you would probably look and say that Birmingham are favourites in this relegation battle to stay up.`

 

Mystic Megson brims with confidence.

 

Spurs Team News:

 

Fatty Robinson may be back in goal. This is good news. For Bolton.

 

Pascal Chimbonda (calf) and Jonathan Woodgate (ankle) may also be in contention. Gareth Bale and Benoit Assou-Ekotto are out for the rest of the season. Ledley King is out for the rest of his life.

 

Player to watch: Aaron Lennon

 

Lennon v Jlloyd Samuel. There should be rules against that sort of mismatch. Maybe young Aaron will go out on the razz tonight. You can only hope.

 

Bolton Team News:

 

Nicky Hunt (shoulder), Jussi Jaaskelainen (back) and Ricardo Gardner (ribs) are out for the season. Notice how those injuries progress down the body. The next season terminating injury will be eye-watering in more ways than one.

 

Player to watch: Grzegorz Rasiak.

 

Who else? Some might think that those luminous green boots he wears are an attempt to be flash. This isn`t so. He moonlights as a cats eye on the M61 next to the Reebok after games. Rasiak is phenomenon and not in a good way. The only footballer playing today who runs as if he`s wearing diving boots. On the plus side, if you've got a dripping tap, he's your man.

 

Almost certain to score now.

 

Match Facts & Stats

 

One more win for Bolton will take them into double figure for victories at the Lane. Best to keep quiet about the 24 times they`ve lost.

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who knows, it could be a "Bobic" game for him...................although I do doubt it!

 

A shot on goal for him would be a good start, I got the feeling Spurs fans where rubbing their hands together at the prospect of him being our lone striker.

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the presense of rasiak in the bolton team is a source of much amusment to the polish residents of blackpool,who call him 'the plank'...whats even more disturbing,ive actually had a conversation with one of these eastern european gypos!! :blink:

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aye, the plank

 

as i was told, 'in poland you can get a two metre timber length for a few coins, yet you english pay millions'

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Rasiak is more Bobbit than Bobic.

 

more bobbins than anything, the lad is clearly way way out of his depth, he would not look out of place in the pioneer sunday league, thankfully I think we have now seen the last of him.

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aye, the plank

 

as i was told, 'in poland you can get a two metre timber length for a few coins, yet you english pay millions'

 

I was told it was "wooden legs" or something. They obviously rate him.

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