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Not so much phrases, just 'management speak' gets on my tits massively!

 

A sample from within my company:

 

"Ring fencing"

"Intelligent hands"

"Green fields"

:angry:

Posted
Not so much phrases, just 'management speak' gets on my tits massively!

 

A sample from within my company:

 

"Ring fencing"

"Intelligent hands"

"Green fields"

:angry:

brainstorming

blue skying

run that up the flagpole etc etc

 

Corporate tw?ts.

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Not so much phrases, just 'management speak' gets on my tits massively!

 

A sample from within my company:

 

"Ring fencing"

"Intelligent hands"

"Green fields"

:angry:

 

"Perfomance dashboard" WTF?????

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idea showers

touch base

loop back

get it on the radar

line all your ducks up

110%

step up to the plate

cascading

leverage

drill down

 

People using any of these phrases in the workplace should be dry bummed with a cactus. (except Widnes who'd just be in his element)

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idea showers

touch base

loop back

get it on the radar

line all your ducks up

110%

step up to the plate

cascading

leverage

drill down

 

People using any of these phrases in the workplace should be dry bummed with a cactus. (except Widnes who'd just be in his element)

That is a huge one for me! How can anything be more than 100%? People who use it are obviously fcuking cretins! :angry:

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Any phrase that uses the word "entitled" when applied to abstract concepts such as thought.

 

Anything that uses an apostrophe in a plurals.

 

Anything with excessive exclamation marks, especially as a replacement for question marks (mark's !!!!111). WHY!!!!

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Bullshit Buzzword Bingo. Write down a list of buzzwords on a sheet of paper and tick them off as they get mentioned. Get all your mates/colleagues to do the same.

 

Rule: You have to stand up and shout HERE! when you tick the last one off.

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That is a huge one for me! How can anything be more than 100%? People who use it are obviously fcuking cretins! :angry:

 

Of course it can. How would you more than double your money if you were limited to 100% profit?

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idea showers

touch base

loop back

get it on the radar

line all your ducks up

110%

step up to the plate

cascading

leverage

drill down

 

People using any of these phrases in the workplace should be dry bummed with a cactus. (except Widnes who'd just be in his element)

Sorry not having that, its used in the electrical business in connection to circuit breakers and or fuses :blink:

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"At the end of the day"

 

My colleague throws it in everywhere. The other day we counted 6 'at the end of the days' in one phone conversation.

 

It always raises a smirk in meetings too.

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That is a huge one for me! How can anything be more than 100%? People who use it are obviously fcuking cretins! :angry:

 

Phil Brown mentioned giving a million per cent on MOTD at the weekend.

 

My personal hate is the aforementioned "step up to the plate".

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Of course it can. How would you more than double your money if you were limited to 100% profit?

Sorry I didn't spell out my point, it was meant as used in sporting terms i.e. 'The team gave 110%' - what a load of bollocks!

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what time do you call this?

 

where have you been?

 

you go out today/night thats it..

 

you never take me anywhere..

 

you've changed..

 

you think more of your mates than me..

 

you think more of bolton wanderers than me..

 

your not going away again thats it..

 

why don't you wanna spend time with me?

 

etc etc etc etc


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