Members bolty58 Posted September 18, 2008 Members Share Posted September 18, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackerchackers Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Gutted. Don't arrive in Perth till late on the 28th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Tyres could do with a bit of air in em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted September 18, 2008 Site Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2008 Is that political correctness? FESTIVE SEASON SHINDIG It's Christmas for fooks sake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted September 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 18, 2008 Is that political correctness? FESTIVE SEASON SHINDIG It's Christmas for fooks sake! Not responsible for the flyer me owd cocker. If I was, the deliberate mistake of the word 'the' between 'In' and 'Crowd' would not have occurred. You may, however, be on to something. I believe we do have a few seven day bike riders in our club and they don't celebrate Christmas (the miserable c'unts). There will be no Metallica type tripe played at this event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I have just purchased a puppy so the chances of me getting to Oz before the New Year are not looking good, my friend. I've got responsibilities now, don't you know! Actually, I've got a bag for her so I was thinking of bringing her to the matches with me too, in a sort of Fat Northern Paris Hilton stylee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted September 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted September 18, 2008 I have just purchased a puppy so the chances of me getting to Oz before the New Year are not looking good, my friend. I've got responsibilities now, don't you know! Actually, I've got a bag for her so I was thinking of bringing her to the matches with me too, in a sort of Fat Northern Paris Hilton stylee! Reet then. Out of interest, what breed of mutt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Reet then. Out of interest, what breed of mutt? Mutt? F?cking Mutt? She's a wee-chon, which is a crossbreed (which is not a mongrel!) She looks like this: Arrrrrhhhhhhhh I hear you all say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 What's it called? Have you given it a fluffy name like "Pipkins" or "Snowflake" And getting back on the the Paris Hilton theme, does this mean you'll be releasing some of your special home videos onto the 'net? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackerchackers Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Mutt? F?cking Mutt? She's a wee-chon, which is a crossbreed (which is not a mongrel!)She looks like this: Arrrrrhhhhhhhh I hear you all say! They're alreet for polishing yer Doc Martens those type of dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 What's it called? Have you given it a fluffy name like "Pipkins" or "Snowflake" - no, I am going to call her Daisy BUT oooooh, you've got me thinking now!! And getting back on the the Paris Hilton theme, does this mean you'll be releasing some of your special home videos onto the 'net? No I am not, and you'd better not be making pirate copies either or there'll be trouble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 (edited) . Edited September 19, 2008 by Whites man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Mutt? F?cking Mutt? She's a wee-chon, which is a crossbreed (which is not a mongrel!)She looks like this: Arrrrrhhhhhhhh I hear you all say! That's one of Honky's offspring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 They're alreet for polishing yer Doc Martens those type of dogs. It looks more like one of Ked Dodd's 'ticklin sticks' on legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 That's one of Honky's offspring I told him not to shag hampsters. NB, is it a dog or an ornament? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Daisy, you can't be serious? Kind of name for a dog is that, get a grip women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 NB, is it a dog or an ornament? Should I have gotten mesen some slavering thing with a muzzle? You know, proper macho like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 Should I have gotten mesen some slavering thing with a muzzle? You know, proper macho like? One of these aught to keep those horridge ruffians off the lawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 One of these aught to keep those horridge ruffians off the lawn It appears to have dangly bits! What the f?ck would I want a mutt with those? The human form of that gender are annoying enough, never mind a furry version which shits on your carpet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 No, that would be silly because they are often badly trained savage beasts. Its a nice dog, dont get me wrong but I bet it cant fetch a newspaper. If you wanted someting to keep you company in the long winter nights I would have suggested a rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 If you wanted someting to keep you company in the long winter nights I would have suggested a rabbit. Stewed or with batteries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 If you want to eat your pet rabbit, or indeed shove duracells up its arse, then I'm not sure you are fit to own animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 If you want to eat your pet rabbit, or indeed shove duracells up its arse, then I'm not sure you are fit to own animals. Daisy'll be reet with me! Anyone who knows me, knows I'm a right soft sod! Though, don't be telling folk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 How many kebabs can you make out of a dog that small? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 You could use it as an emergency tampon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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