Can One Of You Post About A Sexual Predicament You've Been In?

[Guest Firthy]

I've got another one from this weekend, but I feel like all I ever post are embarrassing stories about my sex life, so it would help if someone else posted one of theirs first. Just so I don't become the WanderersWays resident sex novice.

 

Thanks in advance.

[Sweep]

have you considered frequenting another site maybe, one designed especially for perverts?

[Guest Firthy]

have you considered frequenting another site maybe, one designed especially for perverts?

 

WanderersWays is one of the few sites not blocked from work, and I don't have the internet at home.

 

And I'm not a pervert. Sex is the most normal thing in the world mate.

[Carlos]

And I'm not a pervert. Sex is the most normal thing in the world mate.

 

We'll be the judge of that once you tell us where you went wrong.

 

I have no embarrassing stories to tell but am happy to impart my vast experience in this area.

[The True Marple White]

Mr Firthy!!!

 

Well as you said you banjo string is in tatters!!! How can you have another story - or was it duelling 8o)

[Traf]

have you considered frequenting another site maybe, one designed especially for perverts?

 

You mean this site isn't specifically aimed at the perverts?

[Zico]

have you considered frequenting another site maybe, one designed especially for perverts?

 

that's what they said to me on the wanderer.co.uk

 

so here I am

[William Bear]

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[Guest Firthy]

Mr Firthy!!!

 

Well as you said you banjo string is in tatters!!! How can you have another story - or was it duelling 8o)

 

The banjo string incident has turned out to be a blessing in a rather painful disguise. It only took a couple of days to heal, and as a result of the injury, there is now a bit more ?play? in that area if you know what I mean. I was cacking my pants about nothing.

 

Anyway, this latest incident isn?t anything to do with any part of my anatomy. It?s the new mrs. Those filthy text messages she was sending me before we were officially ?together? have turned out to be the tip of the iceberg.

[Zico]

The banjo string incident has turned out to be a blessing in a rather painful disguise. It only took a couple of days to heal, and as a result of the injury, there is now a bit more ?play? in that area if you know what I mean. I was cacking my pants about nothing.

 

Anyway, this latest incident isn?t anything to do with any part of my anatomy. It?s the new mrs. Those filthy text messages she was sending me before we were officially ?together? have turned out to be the tip of the iceberg.

 

go on then, tell all

 

and I'll tell you about the bird who I p?ssed all over in the night

[William Bear]

It's the new mrs. Those filthy text messages she was sending me before we were officially 'together' have turned out to be the tip of the iceberg.

 

*pulls up a comfy chair*

[Bigtoe]

and I've lit my pipe , put on my smoking jacket and comfy slippers

[Guest Firthy]

that's what they said to me on the wanderer.co.uk

 

so here I am

 

I got banned from that place for being too honest.

[The True Marple White]

well be honest now!............................................get a move on, we are sat here with our glasses slipping of our noses!

[Carlos]

I got banned from that place for being too honest.

 

Doesn't happen here, be as honest as you like. Carry on...

[Guest Firthy]

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I?ll begin?.

 

Right, so I suspected from the text messages that she probably wasn?t going to be shy in the bedroom. But it could have just been a bit of over-the-top flirting, so needless to say, I was eager to find out.

To cut a long story short, she likes it rough. No big deal. That progressed on to havin her hands tied. Again, reasonably normal. Then dripping hot wax on each other. Getting kinky now. And now to my point. Over the weekend, she started askign me to pin her down by her arms, which developed on to covering her mouth with my hand, but the pinnacle was when she asked me to ?force myself? on her. She specifically said, no matter how hard she tries to push me away, carry on. I told her ?You?re basically asking me to rape you!? and she said ?Yep?.

 

Naturally, I was a bit freaked out. Obviously it?s just a fantasy thing, but?..you know.

[Traf]

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I?ll begin?.

 

Right, so I suspected from the text messages that she probably wasn?t going to be shy in the bedroom. But it could have just been a bit of over-the-top flirting, so needless to say, I was eager to find out.

To cut a long story short, she likes it rough. No big deal. That progressed on to havin her hands tied. Again, reasonably normal. Then dripping hot wax on each other. Getting kinky now. And now to my point. Over the weekend, she started askign me to pin her down by her arms, which developed on to covering her mouth with my hand, but the pinnacle was when she asked me to ?force myself? on her. She specifically said, no matter how hard she tries to push me away, carry on. I told her ?You?re basically asking me to rape you!? and she said ?Yep?.

 

Naturally, I was a bit freaked out. Obviously it?s just a fantasy thing, but?..you know.

 

 

Sounds like you'll not go short, anyway.

[William Bear]

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin?.

 

Right, so I suspected from the text messages that she probably wasn't going to be shy in the bedroom. But it could have just been a bit of over-the-top flirting, so needless to say, I was eager to find out.

To cut a long story short, she likes it rough. No big deal. That progressed on to havin her hands tied. Again, reasonably normal. Then dripping hot wax on each other. Getting kinky now. And now to my point. Over the weekend, she started askign me to pin her down by her arms, which developed on to covering her mouth with my hand, but the pinnacle was when she asked me to 'force myself' on her. She specifically said, no matter how hard she tries to push me away, carry on. I told her "You're basically asking me to rape you!" and she said "Yep".

 

Naturally, I was a bit freaked out. Obviously it's just a fantasy thing, but?..you know.

 

 

is that it!!!?

 

 

kin hell, where's isaac when you need him?

[athywhite1958]

Seems like they still do those fantasies in the top shelf mags

[Carlos]

What she really wants is you to punch her. Trust me.

[no balls]

Each to their and if you're happy with that, then great BUT from a woman's point of view, I think she needs to have a word with herself as to why she wants to do that.

[Guest Firthy]

is that it!!!?

 

 

kin hell, where's isaac when you need him?

 

Yeah, that?s it. I?ve never had someone ask me to rape them before. I?ve led a sheltered life.

[Carlos]

Yeah, that?s it. I?ve never had someone ask me to rape them before. I?ve led a sheltered life.

 

You need to go on a trip with Widnes and Big E.

[Smiley]

Yeah, that?s it. I?ve never had someone ask me to rape them before. I?ve led a sheltered life.

 

have you ever kissed a girl?

[Smiley]

now who was it on here who mentioned buggering some bird from Farnworth with a hairbrush?