Can One Of You Post About A Sexual Predicament You've Been In?

[jules_darby]

That's impossible, surely.

 

Alreet then on one hand and knees

[Smiley]

another classic thread.

there's me thinking this was a family show!

[Spider]

I once knew a girl who could only have 1 orgasm and then she couldn't do anything more for hours after as she squirted quite heavily during the process and it made her ache. The first time she did this I was convinced she'd just had a wee and wasn't chuffed.

 

This could only be rectified, she said, by being given the Dynorod treatment for a while first as this didn't have the same effect.

[frank_spencer]

I once knew a girl who could only have 1 orgasm and then she couldn't do anything more for hours after as she squirted quite heavily during the process and it made her ache. The first time she did this I was convinced she'd just had a wee and wasn't chuffed.

 

This could only be rectified, she said, by being given the Dynorod treatment for a while first as this didn't have the same effect.

 

i dread to ask but WTF?

[Sweep]

i dread to ask but WTF?

I'm glad you asked, because I've not got a clue either...........

 

unless he means attacking her clopper with a plunger

[no balls]

You lot meet some odd wimmin.

[Zico]

I can see the retorts already, but anyway:

 

once knew a girl who could only orgasm when being given one up the arse and sorting out the other end manually

 

nothing else did it it for her, absolutely nothing, and f?ck me I tried because after the 4th or 5th encounter it was starting to bother me

 

one reason was it had always been taboo with most girls and therefore a bit of a treat on birthdays etc and I wanted to keep it that way

 

the other being she had a bit of a hairy arse...

 

she was from stockport and my friends and I christened her "Choccy"

 

my experience tells me girls from Stockport are the dirtiest of the dirty

 

Zico

 

should start going out in Stockport more

[Bigtoe]

the other being she had a bit of a hairy arse...

 

 

any scagnuts ever on show?

[Guest kempo]

i dread to ask but WTF?

 

 

 

I guessing it referring to up the rectum.

[Spider]

i dread to ask but WTF?

 

I had to investigate her soilpipe prior to her going off like a cherry bomb.

[The True Marple White]

this thread has me in stitches!!!

 

Stitches for Firthy

Hairy ones for Zico

Spider calls Dynarod

and Jules and his magic mirrors!!!

 

quality

[Guest Firthy]

I once knew a girl who could only have 1 orgasm and then she couldn't do anything more for hours after as she squirted quite heavily during the process

 

This is actually the other aspect that I was reluctant to discuss about the new mrs. She's a squirter. I've seen it on videos before, but didn't think it was real. It fookin is!

[Zico]

 

any scagnuts ever on show?

 

not after foreplay, she really did have her front and back bottom mixed up

 

never been down on an arse before her

[Sweep]

it had always been taboo with most girls and therefore a bit of a treat on birthdays etc and I wanted to keep it that way

 

I usually just get a cake and a card

[Bigtoe]

 

I usually just get a cake and a card

 

Well Zico was enjoying a chocolate donught, so it was cake related

[jules_darby]

I can see the retorts already, but anyway:

 

once knew a girl who could only orgasm when being given one up the arse and sorting out the other end manually

 

nothing else did it it for her, absolutely nothing, and f?ck me I tried because after the 4th or 5th encounter it was starting to bother me

 

one reason was it had always been taboo with most girls and therefore a bit of a treat on birthdays etc and I wanted to keep it that way

 

the other being she had a bit of a hairy arse...

 

she was from stockport and my friends and I christened her "Choccy"

 

my experience tells me girls from Stockport are the dirtiest of the dirty

 

Zico

 

should start going out in Stockport more

 

Nah, the best Stockport women don't actually go out in Stockport.

 

You're right about the muck factor though

 

Although from experience, I'd say Stokie women are the dirtiest and the most amenable to bumfun. In fact I knew one that loved it so much she refused the normal route, so her boyfriend had to ban it.

[Gumbo]

Correct Stoke Birds are dirty and LOVE bum fun or the 'up the Naught' as it is known to us Stockport wrong uns

[Smiffs]

What a bizarre thread.

 

[seasoned Traveller]

Thers' some lucky C****s on here

[Guest Firthy]

Just in case you're interested, and I don't see why you would be but I'll share it anyway...I'm under orders to pick up some raspberry sauce on my way home tonight.

 

I can't help thinking of that Alan Partridge episode with the chocolate mousse.

[Traf]

Just in case you're interested, and I don't see why you would be........................

 

Oh, we're interested all right.

 

You carry on.

[Sweep]

Just in case you're interested, and I don't see why you would be but I'll share it anyway...I'm under orders to pick up some raspberry sauce on my way home tonight.

If you can't find any rasperry sauce, I'm sure some Lidl own brand ketchup will suffice

[globaldiver]

Just in case you're interested, and I don't see why you would be but I'll share it anyway...I'm under orders to pick up some raspberry sauce on my way home tonight.

 

I can't help thinking of that Alan Partridge episode with the chocolate mousse.

are you writing a book?

[Guest Firthy]

are you writing a book?

 

No, I'm just having a very eventful love life at the moment. It probably won't last, so I'm making the most of it.

[Burndens Bogs]

What a bizarre thread.

 

 

Aye,one or two with bizarre imaginations anarl me thinks

Edited December 2, 2008 by Burndens Bogs