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Citizen Test....

have a go...see if you pass.

 

im off on the the next ship according to this bollocks!

 

citizen test

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21, I could be King, if only I was a Proddy.

11 out of 24 - good job I live in the USA really :whistle:

12 - what a load of bollocks. Ship me out now

11, not very good.

 

Somebody will have to compile a Bolton test.

15/24, move over on that ship back to whence I came . . .

I did it yesterday, 14, ship me back.

9 for me - load of bollox anyway.

None of those questions would help you in your job anyway !!

9 for me - load of bollox anyway.

None of those questions would help you in your job anyway !!

 

 

i got 9 too but didnt want to be the only one!

7 for me. Where did I leave my banana boat?

Edited by DazBobParr

You scored 11 out of a possible 24

 

You have failed, the pass mark was 75% According to the Life in the UK Test, you have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain

 

I'm packing my cases now.....

18 - but I got lucky on a couple.

14 get me Cherie Blair I'm claiming asylum!

15/24

 

I beg the authorities not to send me to australia

10 for me.

11

 

just as well im off to turkey on monday.

 

 

Why were recruitment centres set up in the West Indies in the 1950s?

 

In which year did married women get the right to divorce their husband?

 

 

why the fuck would i know these?

Edited by HomerJay

13. Which of the following statements is correct?

 

Correct answer: Information in the census is kept secret for 100 years

You answered: Information in the census is immediately available for the public to search

 

 

 

Is that correct?

13. Which of the following statements is correct?

 

Correct answer: Information in the census is kept secret for 100 years

You answered: Information in the census is immediately available for the public to search

 

 

 

Is that correct?

 

Yup.

 

It's kept confidential for 100.

 

The statistical data is available straight away just not who said what.

13. Which of the following statements is correct?

 

Correct answer: Information in the census is kept secret for 100 years

You answered: Information in the census is immediately available for the public to search

 

 

 

Is that correct?

 

I think so. It's one of the very few I knew.

 

Think about it, the idea of the census is that everyone answers it 100% honestly without any fear of reprisals. If it was made public you could find out all sorts about anyone you wanted, and vice-versa. After 100 years you'll be dead so you won't care.

 

 

After 100 years you'll be dead so you won't care.

you have the ambition of Gary Megson

I think so. It's one of the very few I knew.

 

Think about it, the idea of the census is that everyone answers it 100% honestly without any fear of reprisals. If it was made public you could find out all sorts about anyone you wanted, and vice-versa. After 100 years you'll be dead so you won't care.

http://www.neighbourhood.statistics.gov.uk/dissemination/Info.do?page=userguide/detailedguidance/accessingcensusdata/census-guidance.htm

 

plenty of information there

 

 

Looks like they meant "personal information", so the question is incorrect

9 for me - load of bollox anyway.

None of those questions would help you in your job anyway !!

 

That what I got! Genuinely embarrassed by my efforts.

I think so. It's one of the very few I knew.

 

Think about it, the idea of the census is that everyone answers it 100% honestly without any fear of reprisals. If it was made public you could find out all sorts about anyone you wanted, and vice-versa. After 100 years you'll be dead so you won't care.

 

 

Yes it is and then its all goes on the census website - the old one is still up. You should have a look.

13

 

Many guesses

 

I am very thick

you have insufficient knowledge of the English language or of life in the UK to remain.

 

WOW, how rude.

9 out of 24,I don't think i was born here - what time do i leave?

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