gonzo Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 mine are to cut down on the ale....after today. stop swearing so much. and always remember to delete my internet history. what are yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 To get out more. Stop being a cunt. Lose some weight. The latter seems most achievable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 All a load of bollocks, just words that no one sticks to. But I'll play Pass my driving test Move out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Smoke more Drink less on school night Lose two stone Be a bit more patient on porn sites whilst choosing the matinee, I always spot a better one after ruining a sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 To say yes more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 Smoke more Drink less on school night Lose two stone Be a bit more patient on porn sites whilst choosing the matinee, I always spot a better one after ruining a sock ...i always think ill remember that for next time...but never do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 1, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 1, 2012 To say yes more often. You're gonna be popular Mucky wench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 To say yes more often. do you want to cum to my bukakke party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 To have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 To have fun You will, just go and do whatever you want when you want. Single life is tops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted January 1, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 1, 2012 No chocolate No cakes No caffeine No fast food Be suprised if it lasts a month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Quit the cigs Run a Marathon Get promoted at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 To say yes more often. Fuckin hell cocker your already in three figures!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Fuckin hell cocker your already in three figures!! :tongue: Far too much chaff though, and not enough wheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 to start being a twat and take no prisoners, all those who fuck me off will feel the wrath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 to start being a twat and take no prisoners, all those who fuck me off will feel the wrath Quite right, because up till now, you've been the most patient and mild-mannered bloke I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Lose this stone that I have gained around my gut. Get my finger out and get a new job. Grow my little ebay and car sales businesses. Get my credit card paid off Stop farting Stop receding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri Djorkaeff Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Drink more Eat less meat Quit Smoking Go watch Fleetwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Consistently go the fucking gym I pay 30 a month for for the past 18 months which has seen me put on circa 2 stone! Stop drinking on quiet nights in. Hand in hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted January 1, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 1, 2012 Cut the ale out a bit, Hopefully new job or business Get the handicap lower on the golf course Be more positive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chief wiggum Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 No ale on a school night (apart from the 20 midweek Championship games we will be playing next season) Finally cut out the cigs, them last 10 a week I still smoke for some pathetic reason Back in the swimming pool, been good for last couple of years but let slip last 6 months or so. Not getting any younger... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 I'm gonna get fat and drink loads of ale, marry a pig and become a professional darts player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 The weight one The ale one the job one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted January 3, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted January 3, 2012 1. Build the Business further 2. Get a second van on the road 3. Take a Holiday 4. Save up ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 1, Get more sex off my girlfriend before i reach 59. 2. Start watching the Whites more, when my pit pension kicks in. 3. Avoid punch ups in strange towns with other footballing pub goers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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