January 1, 201214 yr mine are to cut down on the ale....after today. stop swearing so much. and always remember to delete my internet history. what are yours?
January 1, 201214 yr To get out more. Stop being a cunt. Lose some weight. The latter seems most achievable.
January 1, 201214 yr All a load of bollocks, just words that no one sticks to. But I'll play Pass my driving test Move out
January 1, 201214 yr Smoke more Drink less on school night Lose two stone Be a bit more patient on porn sites whilst choosing the matinee, I always spot a better one after ruining a sock
January 1, 201214 yr Author Smoke more Drink less on school night Lose two stone Be a bit more patient on porn sites whilst choosing the matinee, I always spot a better one after ruining a sock ...i always think ill remember that for next time...but never do!
January 1, 201214 yr To have fun You will, just go and do whatever you want when you want. Single life is tops
January 1, 201214 yr Fuckin hell cocker your already in three figures!! :tongue: Far too much chaff though, and not enough wheat.
January 1, 201214 yr to start being a twat and take no prisoners, all those who fuck me off will feel the wrath
January 1, 201214 yr to start being a twat and take no prisoners, all those who fuck me off will feel the wrath Quite right, because up till now, you've been the most patient and mild-mannered bloke I know.
January 1, 201214 yr Lose this stone that I have gained around my gut. Get my finger out and get a new job. Grow my little ebay and car sales businesses. Get my credit card paid off Stop farting Stop receding
January 1, 201214 yr Consistently go the fucking gym I pay 30 a month for for the past 18 months which has seen me put on circa 2 stone! Stop drinking on quiet nights in. Hand in hand...
January 1, 201214 yr Cut the ale out a bit, Hopefully new job or business Get the handicap lower on the golf course Be more positive
January 1, 201214 yr No ale on a school night (apart from the 20 midweek Championship games we will be playing next season) Finally cut out the cigs, them last 10 a week I still smoke for some pathetic reason Back in the swimming pool, been good for last couple of years but let slip last 6 months or so. Not getting any younger...
January 1, 201214 yr I'm gonna get fat and drink loads of ale, marry a pig and become a professional darts player
January 3, 201214 yr 1. Build the Business further 2. Get a second van on the road 3. Take a Holiday 4. Save up !
January 3, 201214 yr 1, Get more sex off my girlfriend before i reach 59. 2. Start watching the Whites more, when my pit pension kicks in. 3. Avoid punch ups in strange towns with other footballing pub goers.
mine are to cut down on the ale....after today.
stop swearing so much.
and always remember to delete my internet history.
what are yours?