November 27, 20178 yr Not half. Absolutely saturated. That said, are weather presenters and news readers soft- constantly saying how cold it is and going to be. A few layers, hat and a coat; it really isn't that bad.
November 30, 20178 yr Author Coldest December on record according to the daily star. Long range forecasts aren't worth shit. Hope they're right though.
November 30, 20178 yr Less than a month ago I was wearing shorts, now it's fcuking freezing! Bet it's even nippier back in 'up 'T 'North I must be getting soft and used to this more clement climate; but I'll be back up over xmas and will be taking my Parka and full on arctic tackle.
November 30, 20178 yr Less than a month ago I was wearing shorts, now it's fcuking freezing! Bet it's even nippier back in 'up 'T 'North I must be getting soft and used to this more clement climate; but I'll be back up over xmas and will be taking my Parka and full on arctic tackle. We're all still wearing Mankinis up here. It's not cold, just a bit fresh.
November 30, 20178 yr We're all still wearing Mankinis up here. It's not cold, just a bit fresh. Make sure you Vaseline those potential chaffing areas. Don't think I've seen my baws for over a week
November 30, 20178 yr Sunnily splendid north of the border. Not so much as a dusting of frost even this morn.
November 30, 20178 yr Lovely day. Saw several deer not too far from the "bunk" for the little lever/Breightmet folk.
November 30, 20178 yr Lovely day. Saw several deer not too far from the "bunk" for the little lever/Breightmet folk.I remember doing some work in Queens Park when a deer came flying down the steps, followed by a staffie trying to catch it, then the staffies owner trying in vain to call the dog back.Had to help the park ranger round it up so they could take it back up river to the land in the opposite side of the river from the cemetery.
November 30, 20178 yr Lovely day. Saw several deer not too far from the "bunk" for the little lever/Breightmet folk. Lived round there for 20 odd years and never saw one. Mates reckon they did but I thought them full of cack. Good to see! Well, sort of. There's loads near me now. Had two near misses on the way to the golf club when they've just ran straight out the bushes missing my front bonnet by about a foot.
November 30, 20178 yr There's loads near me now. Had two near misses on the way to the golf club when they've just ran straight out the bushes missing my front bonnet by about a foot. Loads live near me, I came out of the house earlier this year at about 05:30 and one was eating flowers out of my garden, the furry cunt - As soon as it clocked me it bolted off at a right rate of knots straight across the main road and was narrowly missed by some bloke on a motorbike who really did shit himself
November 30, 20178 yr Author Loads live near me, I came out of the house earlier this year at about 05:30 and one was eating flowers out of my garden, the furry cunt - As soon as it clocked me it bolted off at a right rate of knots straight across the main road and was narrowly missed by some bloke on a motorbike who really did shit himself What do you call a deer with no eyes?
November 30, 20178 yr What do you call a deer with no eyes? Not a clue, mate. I know you can flick the V's at them, though. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
November 30, 20178 yr Can virtually guarantee to see a deer if you take a walk though parts of Darcy lever, leverhulme park, fogg lane, through to moses gate and beyond. Just go at a quiet time and maybe off the main track.
November 30, 20178 yr Author Not a clue, mate. I know you can flick the V's at them, though. What do you call a deer with no eyes? Humphrey
December 1, 20178 yr Can virtually guarantee to see a deer if you take a walk though parts of Darcy lever, leverhulme park, fogg lane, through to moses gate and beyond. Just go at a quiet time and maybe off the main track.on a smaller scale I’ve got a Fox that for the last ten days or so always comes on the front garden about 2am. There’s nothing there for it and it doesn’t bother with the neighbours gardens Makes a weird noise every now and again as well
December 1, 20178 yr on a smaller scale I’ve got a Fox that for the last ten days or so always comes on the front garden about 2am. There’s nothing there for it and it doesn’t bother with the neighbours gardens Makes a weird noise every now and again as well On an even smaller scale, a robin perches on my fence at the same time every morning.
December 1, 20178 yr That's nowt we had a slug half way up the kitchen wall the Mrs screamed like it was a fucking rampaging lion and wants me to re plaster the walls !
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