cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

True that.

 

There were thousands of folk affected by flooding on Humberside a few years back and there was cock all in the news and the Government did fuck all

 

Same year a few farmers get flooded out on the Somerset Levels (which is a fucking flood plain you daft twats) and the media and the politicians were all over it.

 

I was sent as a High Volume Pump specialist to Humberside where I worked a 36 hour shift. Somerset Levels were a couple of years later but you're right, the level of reporting; North against South was remarkable.

garden full of leaves this morning, must be 3 full trees worth

 

only cleaned the garden of the fuckers last weekend

I was sent as a High Volume Pump specialist

 

Ever try Deflatine?

Potential weather bomb or explosive Cyclogenesis possible by the end of the week.

 

Storm Brian en route.

 

Ffs.

Potential weather bomb or explosive Cyclogenesis possible by the end of the week.

Storm Brian en route.

Ffs.

 

These storms have really shit names.

On a lighter note...........

 

Quality

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/storm-ophelia-latest-news-hurricane-town-foam-weather-water-flooding-cleveleys-lancashire-a8004911.html

 

Cleveleys made the news haha

 

Entire town covered in foam?

 

Was it fuck

Ireland is shit.

Is Brian bringing a storm of biblical proportions?

He's a naughty boy

Is Brian bringing a storm of biblical proportions?

Heavy rain and 40 mph winds forecast for Saturday afternoon.Couldnt ask for better weather to welcome West End champagne charlies

Heavy rain and 40 mph winds forecast for Saturday afternoon.Couldnt ask for better weather to welcome West End champagne charlies

 

I'll be seeking refuge in a boozer, I think.

True that.

 

There were thousands of folk affected by flooding on Humberside a few years back and there was cock all in the news and the Government did fuck all

 

Same year a few farmers get flooded out on the Somerset Levels (which is a fucking flood plain you daft twats) and the media and the politicians were all over it.

A bit of confirmation basis there Michael.

 

I remember folk without any insurance cover on the news complaining that nothing was being done for them whilst their neighbours with building and contents insurance were being sorted.

 

The government has spent £50m on flood defences in Humberside since with a further £120m to come.

Won't end well, this Brian

It's lovely in Krakow today. Think I can go out in just a shirt tonight

Nice out now.

Won't end well, this Brian

 

Wait till Dylan is blowin' in the wind.

Wait till Dylan is blowin' in the wind.

A hard rain is gonna fall.

Just had a drive from horwich to chorley and back through Adlington. Never known so many roads to be flooded. Fucking nightmare.

 

Different gravy on chorley new road at beehive roundabout though. Deep as fuck all across the road.

 

Clowncillor Cliff OUT

It's lovely in Krakow today. Think I can go out in just a shirt tonight

Won't you look a bit of a tvvat without trousers?

Just had a drive from horwich to chorley and back through Adlington. Never known so many roads to be flooded. Fucking nightmare.

Different gravy on chorley new road at beehive roundabout though. Deep as fuck all across the road.

Clowncillor Cliff OUT

Drove back to Chorley after the game the same way. Never seen it like that before. Leaves blocking the drains or what?

Sheer volume of water I reckon. Came back through an hour later and it was still like a river coming from the golf club.

 

Same down lever park Lane back in Horwich.

Sheer volume of water I reckon. Came back through an hour later and it was still like a river coming from the golf club.

 

Same down lever park Lane back in Horwich.

 

 

and that the ground is already sodden

Sheer volume of water I reckon. Came back through an hour later and it was still like a river coming from the golf club.

 

Same down lever park Lane back in Horwich.

Golf wankers