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Carlisle under water again.

 

It'll barely make the news yet a few daft farmers who live on fucking FLOOD PLAINS in Somerset was national news for months.

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Fucking disaster up in Cumbria

 

It was bloody biblical

 

Tried heading out for the footy but got marooned after a river burst its banks - had to abandon ship and ditch the car there

 

Ive left the keys with the cottage owners and got a lift back as the recovery guys are inundated pulling motors out of the drink

 

We got a lady in to do the catering last night, she got back home at midnight to find her house flooded out

 

Never seen weather like it

Got family and friends in Lancaster/ Morecambe. They're going to be without electricity until Tuesday they reckon.

Four and a half bastard hours to get back from Bowness today

 

Never seen owt like it in my 51 years on this planet

 

The car fucking stinks of clutch burn and damp. Absolute chaos on the roads. Seen well over 100 abandoned cars so roads blocked/closed everywhere

 

Felt sorry for folk in Kendal. One road was just a line of houses with hosepipes emptying the water out and soaking carpets and furniture everywhere

Four and a half bastard hours to get back from Bowness today

 

Never seen owt like it in my 51 years on this planet

 

The car fucking stinks of clutch burn and damp. Absolute chaos on the roads. Seen well over 100 abandoned cars so roads blocked/closed everywhere

 

Felt sorry for folk in Kendal. One road was just a line of houses with hosepipes emptying the water out and soaking carpets and furniture everywhere

 

The umbrella was invented in Kendal.

Just hope our prime minister chucks millions of pounds in the area like he did when someone's shed got flooded in Henley on Thames.

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Think Eva might be making a visit on Wednesday.

 

Somebody best tell the Cumbrians.

Hopefully my car will have been pulled out by then

 

They've said hopefully today but maybe tomorrow

 

A few mates are saying insurance dont pay out in these circumstances - ffs!!

 

That won't go down well with work if it's the case

Hopefully my car will have been pulled out by then

 

They've said hopefully today but maybe tomorrow

 

A few mates are saying insurance dont pay out in these circumstances - ffs!!

 

That won't go down well with work if it's the case

 

My Brother-In-Law drove though a ford the other year during the floods, the water was too high and he got stuck and it frazzled his car  -  the insurance did pay out.......his work were less than happy though, especially when he rear-ended somebody in the hire car a few days later  :D

Lesson is - don't crash the hire car

 

When I worked for Mars they self insured and one dozy bitch wrote off 2 cars in the space of a week when we had That bad snow a few years back

 

They hated her guts

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7 1/2 hours on the train to get from Bolton to Dunfirmlin yesterday

Normally go via the west coast had to go Bolton-Manc-York-Edinbrough-Dunny

 

5 hours kip and then out saving the world and dragging Bi-E with me

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Forecast for weds is a lot calmer now.

 

Panic over.

 

For now.

Forecast for weds is a lot calmer now.

 

Panic over.

 

For now.

 

phew, that's good news, you must have been running low on sponges

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phew, that's good news, you must have been running low on sponges

Got a job lot on Friday from shiners direct. Paid a bit extra for extra weighted ones.

 

No flies on me squire.

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Low pressure from the west and wind from the north having a big fuck off tear up here.

 

Hailstone a plenty bowton bound

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38 here. Last day

 

 

Booooooo

38 here. Last day

Booooooo

it's bloody Baltic here compared to you. Currently 28.

Cars a write off, estimated repairs £17k

 

Said it would have been fine if it were clean water, as it was muddy flood water the mud fucks the engine

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Next time drive your car through a tropical fish tank.

Ha ha - that's what my gaffer said

 

They can't get many going through Evian can they, must all be written off

 

I don't think they even got the bonnet up the way he was talking about it

Ha ha - that's what my gaffer said

 

They can't get many going through Evian can they, must all be written off

 

I don't think they even got the bonnet up the way he was talking about it

Probably buy the salvage off the insurer, do it up in his own time and sell it on for profit as a cat c or d.

 

MMW

I bet it will, it won't be getting cubed and shipped to China

 

It's a 2 year old M sport with 40k on the clock

 

Got to be some profit in butting it, cleaning it and selling it

 

It's up to the insurer I suppose, fuck them, I'll pick another off the company car list

I bet it will, it won't be getting cubed and shipped to China

 

It's a 2 year old M sport with 40k on the clock

 

Got to be some profit in butting it, cleaning it and selling it

 

It's up to the insurer I suppose, fuck them, I'll pick another off the company car list

I am going from a contractor to a perm employee in the new year and this for me is a nice perk - a decent car that I don't have to maintain or worry about. I like cars and therefore they have cost me countless thousands over the years. This way I pay the BIK but don't have to worry about the missus kerbing an alloy or the kids scratching the back of the seats.

I was considering going onto the allowance as you can make a few quid out of it if you do it right

 

However, shit like this puts you right off

 

Ring a number, sign your signature and your away - worth its weight in gold

I was considering going onto the allowance as you can make a few quid out of it if you do it right

However, shit like this puts you right off

Ring a number, sign your signature and your away - worth its weight in gold

This is generally why I always select a company car rather than the allowance.

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