cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Chaos in my part of Lincolnshire today, it has been dolloping proper snow since about half seven this morning, powers been off most of today and my Ocado delivery with my Guinness supply is stuck on a hill somewhere

1 minute ago, Dimron said:

Chaos in my part of Lincolnshire today, it has been dolloping proper snow since about half seven this morning, powers been off most of today and my Ocado delivery with my Guinness supply is stuck on a hill somewhere

Lincolnshire is flat as fuck 

real snow up in the hills 

snow means TREE up time 

Thundersnowstorm last night here. Never heard of it before and I missed it last night snoring my bollocks off but was pretty spectacular apparently. 
 

weather is grim here today. 
 

 

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

Lincolnshire is flat as fuck 

real snow up in the hills 

snow means TREE up time 

Believe it or not I'm in a hilly forested part of Lincolnshire but nowt like the proper hills on the moors.

Just got stuck in the car but had a shovel with me, copper stopped to help me and got stuck as well so I ended up getting him moving, he fkked off and I was still stuck. I had the last laugh he was stuck again down the road, gave him the thumbs up as I passed him 🙂

Every man for himself... worried about my 10 pack of Guinness that is in the back of a van though

We had a fair bit of snow this afternoon here in Cheshire  South East Greater Manchester

Snow is shit

Snow out

Booooooo

Got my beer in the sideboard here

Dan the driver played a good 'un delivering 5 hours late.

Gave him a tip "Get some effin' snow chains"

4 hours ago, Escobarp said:

Thundersnowstorm last night here. Never heard of it before and I missed it last night snoring my bollocks off but was pretty spectacular apparently. 
 

weather is grim here today. 
 

 

I would have liked to have seen that but I understand having slept through two earthquakes and a Led Zeppelin concert

Well that walk woke me up!

Feels like it's the first time it's been cold in ages. Lovely

People in Bedfordshire near the Great Ouse told to evacuate homes because of flooding. 

More to come tomorrow- shades of Desmond this.

Fookin ell, give us a flood or stop whining.

Woke up to a thin carpet of snow in da ghetto...(G/L).

I wish I had kids to rouse and take sledging on the gollies.

Though they'd probably harumph and go back to sleep and I'd have to go alone - looking like a paedo.

I'd come home before a Freshfield Avenue Kangaroo court and lynch party was assembled to find said kids playing 'Sledging on Some Golf Links Simulator 3' on their VR headsets.

I'm glad I've no kids. 😃

42 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Woke up to a thin carpet of snow in da ghetto...(G/L).

I wish I had kids to rouse and take sledging on the gollies.

Though they'd probably harumph and go back to sleep and I'd have to go alone - looking like a paedo.

I'd come home before a Freshfield Avenue Kangaroo court and lynch party was assembled to find said kids playing 'Sledging on Some Golf Links Simulator 3' on their VR headsets.

I'm glad I've no kids. 😃

Proper crunchy snow

Cars stuck on Beaumont Road shock

Edited December 31, 20205 yr by boltondiver

Little girls so excited. Shame she's stuck in the garden as we are in isolation til my swab results come back 🙄

We had loads of snow on Tuesday.  Was out building snowmen, clearing drives, mucking about most of the day.  Came in and had mulled wine - lovely.

45 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Proper crunchy snow

Cars stuck on Beaumont Road shock

If they're stuck there nailed on it's the same story on Hunger Hill.

41 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Little girls so excited. Shame she's stuck in the garden as we are in isolation til my swab results come back 🙄

It's sterile (because of the snow 😉) - it'll be reet, dig the sledge out...

1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Woke up to a thin carpet of snow in da ghetto...(G/L).

I wish I had kids to rouse and take sledging on the gollies.

Though they'd probably harumph and go back to sleep and I'd have to go alone - looking like a paedo.

I'd come home before a Freshfield Avenue Kangaroo court and lynch party was assembled to find said kids playing 'Sledging on Some Golf Links Simulator 3' on their VR headsets.

I'm glad I've no kids. 😃

I know freshfield avenue very well pal. 

Loads in Horwich.

Ive got kids demanding to go sledging which means hauling my grumpy, tired arse up the fucking hill 

Shops had better be open as I’ve no ale in

9 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

It's sterile (because of the snow 😉) - it'll be reet, dig the sledge out...

I meant we can't go further than the garden. Work would lynch me if they saw me 😂

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I meant we can't go further than the garden. Work would lynch me if they saw me 😂

Wear a balaclava...😉

Acceptable to drag my 5 week old to build a snowman? 

1 minute ago, L/H White said:

Acceptable to drag my 5 week old to build a snowman? 

I’m dragging my 3 year old, however is it acceptable to drink Irish coffee whilst I yell instructions at her? 

5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Wear a balaclava...😉

Be cold just wearing that 😂

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Be cold just wearing that 😂

You could take that photo for Rudy in it - the cold would accentuate parts and you could retain your anonymity. 👍

5 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I’m dragging my 3 year old, however is it acceptable to drink Irish coffee whilst I yell instructions at her? 

Yes, perfectly acceptable - and give the harshest, sweariest Gordon Ramsey-style critique on completion...