man dies after being hit by a train at horwich parkway at dinner time

What gets the most laughs down the station

 

People who jump in front of a train or people who hang themself?

 

I'd go for old granny with her cat stuck up a tree.

What gets the most laughs down the station

 

People who jump in front of a train or people who hang themself?

 

What a fuckign stupid thing to say. If you've never done the kind of job Micky does then you've no idea what the best way to handle the traumatic things he has to deal with.

 

I mean, he might have to play against someone who would continually rather go for the snooker rather than actually pot the balls. I think I'd struggle to laugh that off.

 

 

I'd go for old granny with her cat stuck up a tree.

 

I'll raise you with a man with his knob stuck in a tap.

What gets the most laughs down the station

 

People who jump in front of a train or people who hang themself?

 

Neither one above the other really. But you do find black humour in most things. I've attended both incidents and you may not understand where I'm coming from but if you didn't laugh you'd cry . . . and I've seen plenty of burly firemen cry!

 

You stick to doing what you do best, I'll stick to doing what I do. Hopefully you'll never need me in a professional capacity but if you do, let me do whatever needs doing to help you and I promise I'll not do a 20 minute stand-up routine on here.

Do you have the facility where some of the smart arsed cunts that always know best can tag along with you Michael, point out where you are going wrong n'all?

 

 

Neither one above the other really. But you do find black humour in most things. I've attended both incidents and you may not understand where I'm coming from but if you didn't laugh you'd cry . . . and I've seen plenty of burly firemen cry!

 

You stick to doing what you do best, I'll stick to doing what I do. Hopefully you'll never need me in a professional capacity but if you do, let me do whatever needs doing to help you and I promise I'll not do a 20 minute stand-up routine on here.

 

 

Serious question here now micky

 

When a bloke is hung, is it true that they ejaculate?

Only if you suck hard enough.

Meat is hung, humans are hanged.

Serious question here now micky

 

When a bloke is hung, is it true that they ejaculate?

 

Not even an erection. But then again, she wouldn't would she?

 

That was a joke, Both (male) hanging victims I have attended did not ejaculate.

 

 

Not even an erection. But then again, she wouldn't would she?

 

That was a joke, Both (male) hanging victims I have attended did not ejaculate.

 

 

Ok thanks for that, just something people say

 

Oh and thanks for the english lesson too, sarcy fuckers

Ok thanks for that, just something people say

 

Oh and thanks for the english lesson too, sarcy fuckers

 

 

Wasn't Michael Hutchence from INXS into that kinky hanging business? Seem to remember he was found hanging from a doorknob or sommert.

Both (male) hanging victims I have attended did not ejaculate.

 

 

Maybe you gave up too quickly?

Fcuk him, selfish bastard.....Unless its a footballer / ex-footballer, for your team, then we care!!!

Meat is hung, humans are hanged.

whats well hung then? the bloke or his meat?

Theres a bit of a shitstorm on the Buff website over this....look at the comments bit - train drivers wife versus others.

 

aye

 

could've chose a better username though

 

Blackopswidow83

aye

 

could've chose a better username though

 

Blackopswidow83

 

I noticed that, thought she really was on flights of fancy with that name, until I was informed it's a computer game.

 

But, seriously, do you really think it's the train driver involved's wife? She's decided, instead of supporting her husband, she'll sit posting stuff on the BEN forum. Making sure everyone knows who she is, and all before the inquest..

 

It's more likely one of those strange folk who claim some relationship to folk in the news on internet forums...

Anyway, got to go, my uncle has just been made Governor of the Bank of England, I promised I'd take him on the piss around Great Lever this afternoon.

Edited November 27, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie

Not even an erection. But then again, she wouldn't would she?

 

That was a joke, Both (male) hanging victims I have attended did not ejaculate.

how come you went were they up a tree ? is that not a police job

Top hostess me

 

 

Fucking hell, that looks revolting. I can't imagine much worse. Judging by that, it's a pretty safe bet that your house stinks of wet dog too.

she's got a mangy mongrel, i reckon

she's got a mangy mongrel, i reckon

 

Aye, but what kind of dog has she got?

Fucking hell, that looks revolting. I can't imagine much worse. Judging by that, it's a pretty safe bet that your house stinks of wet dog too.

 

Swizzel Matlow Double Lollies, Chupa Chups, Drumsticks (I wonder if they asked someone what to serve at a buffet? ), Skips, Frazzles, 'Pretzels', Reserve Cheese and the centrepiece of cocktail sausages, cheese and pickle on sticks garnished with pickled onion Space Raiders.

 

Magnifique!

 

Bon Appetit.

 

There's a cake ready for baking off in the 'oven' too, as soon as the lightbulb inside warms up enough...

And finally, swiss roll and baked beans.

Edited November 27, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie

she's got a mangy mongrel, i reckon

 

I thought we had established that she has a long haired Jack Rusell, that has a touch of scabies

she's got a mangy mongrel, i reckon

 

she abandoned it in LA

 

Wasn't Michael Hutchence from INXS into that kinky hanging business? Seem to remember he was found hanging from a doorknob or sommert.

 

Think there was a Tory M.P. a while ago was found swinging with an orange in his mouth dressed a bit fetish-ish.

I would imagine if it involves a fair fall and neck break then it's game over instantly. On the other hand a something around the neck to a near death experience, well... I think they just accidentally kick the stool over in a panic once it goes too far

Think there was a Tory M.P. a while ago was found swinging with an orange in his mouth dressed a bit fetish-ish.

I would imagine if it involves a fair fall and neck break then it's game over instantly. On the other hand a something around the neck to a near death experience, well... I think they just accidentally kick the stool over in a panic once it goes too far

 

Stephen Milligan

Edited November 27, 201213 yr by jayjayoghani