I'll start you off with...........

 

In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant''

 

I nearly swung for the retard

"You want to....."

 

Fuck off, how do you know what I want?

"You want to....."

 

Fuck off, how do you know what I want?

 

What you want to do is chill out.

Chillax

Cool beans

In my day.

Barclays Premier League

Awesome, when something is ok.

 

Don't devalue the meaning & sentiment of a word, kids.

Blue sky thinking.

Run it up the flagpole.

Its spitting, no its not its fucking raining.

Thinking outside the box

"and how are we today"

 

I'm fucking tired, hungover and aching all over, where the fuck has the 'we' come from

hey guys,let's have a group hug

"you'll never guess what"

i'm pleased to say to the country is coming out of recession

At the end of the day.

People who start sentences with "Yeah, no." It's become a manc thing in the past few years. Pick one and fuck the other off.

 

When those further up the work ladder ask you to "cascade" information to others. Yes, they might be lower down the chain than you, but there's really no need to come across a totally condescending twat.

Sorry Mate, but works ran out. Going to have to let you go.

Good

smiffs

i've seen your avatar round bolton on a satdy night

"Can I get a............."

Back in the day.

'And at right back it's Tyrone mears'

 

 

Also any line from a comedian such as 'garlic bread' 'cheesecake?' Ec etc

It's up to you.

Well, the thing is right ......

 

I don't normally do it like this, but ......

 

Yeah I know, but .....

 

 

"I am good" - badly in need of an objective assessment there!

"Guess who's died"

 

"Where did you have it last?"

 

"Do you know the speed limit on this road"

 

"Have you had an alcoholic drink tonight"