miamiwhite Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 It was like being in a holiday home, with a fantastic view, photos on the wall with her and Lional Ritchie, and Cliff Richard, a roaring log fire and a cracking meal with loads of red wine,an AK 47 under the bed,2 grenades on the bedside cabinet and more machetes than in Rwanda. I took her dog for a good walk this morning looking for escape routes if her ex turns up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 My libido was a bit low after her comments, anyway, you dont try it on, on the first date do you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 My libido was a bit low after her comments, anyway, you dont try it on, on the first date do you ? Not if you're a gent, M, which of course you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 My libido was a bit low after her comments, anyway, you dont try it on, on the first date do you ? Could end up being a shotgun wedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Could end up being a shotgun wedding With a grenade guard of honour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Not if you're a gent, M, which of course you are Perfect gentleman me, tits first, before you try owt else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 just read an article saying his father had been involved in a shooting incident/accident with a glamorous partner in the 70's. his dad was seeing a former miss world when he was shot in the legs. he said he was cleaning the gun,but any normal person doesn't clean a gun with the barrel pointing towards their groin. crackers those south africans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 ...his dad was seeing a former miss world when he was shot in the legs. It's congenital then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HR Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 He will make the best soap collector in prison history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Turns out she slept there the night, he shot her in the leg before she locked herself in the bathroom, he then fired 3 more through the door one of which went through her hand and into her face, he then finished her off with cricket bat on the head, all according to SA police sources says the Daily Telegraph. Same paper says he might claim "Steroid rage" in his defence, opening up another can of worms regarding his athletics career. Me thinks the guy is well fcuked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Argh! I did wonder why the police were adamant on it being murder, no bail etc. When they send him down I hope they just give him crappy false legs, the wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted February 17, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2013 http://www.channel4.com/news/pistorius-bloodied-cricket-bat-found-at-home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 http://www.channel4....t-found-at-home Heard he knocked her for 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted February 17, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2013 Heard he knocked her for 6. off the back foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted February 17, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2013 i think we can safely assume he wont get bailed out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 they were stumped at first,but now they've new evidence they won't be so easily bowled over. still looking for extra material Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 poor thing,you're only joking over her death,can't even say she had a good innings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted February 17, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2013 he wont walk hes clearly not out on bail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 come on eh, less of the jokes, theres a woman dead here its just not cricket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 in his defence he'll say it was dark and didn't have 20/20 vision plus she was playing the field. all wide of the mark if you ask me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted February 17, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2013 he tried putting a rubber on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 (edited) Do you reckon he was bouncing around like zebedee with that bat in his hand? Quite a talent to swing and get a good shot before bouncing back up to the ceiling. I'd be swinging airshots and twatting the light fitting I that was me. Edited February 17, 2013 by Smiffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 he'd heard she was batting for the other side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 he'd heard she was batting for the other side I wouldn't be clubbing her to death if that was the case! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I wouldn't be clubbing her to death if that was the case! neither would i but i've heard off nissan maindealer that she wouldn't let Oscar get his leg over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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