Big City Girl Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 he has been charged with murder. Seems he lived on s high security estate with armed guards, so very little chance of intruders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I'm sure I read once his fav band were, Bullet for my Valentine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bwfcdan Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Oh my... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 14, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2013 so he thought his wife was the washing machine and shot it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted February 14, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2013 whole new meaning of "to take the mrs out on Valentines day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted February 14, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) Oh my... is that real? does he think of himself as a bit of a universal soldier? crazy as it sounds, that tweet should actually work in his defence Edited February 14, 2013 by HomerJay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 i heard he'd first cut her up with a blade then did a runner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) is that real? does he think of himself as a bit of a universal soldier? crazy as it sounds, that tweet should actually work in his defence The day self-authored 'alibis' or corroborating 'evidence' stand up in any court, is the day we should go back to mob justice and lynchings off lampposts... Then again, I make 'take to twitter' to declare my intention to 'pretend to rob a bank as a joke/for a laugh '. Speaking of South Africa and blokes (possibly) murdering their girlfriend/wife - seems this saga is still rumbling on unresolved: http://www.bbc.co.uk...ristol-21450848 A statement from the Dewani family said: "Shrien's health has seriously deteriorated. "He was admitted to hospital last weekend suffering from severe chest pains. He also has a raised creatine kinase level, indicative of another poor reaction to the medication he is being prescribed to improve his mental health. Surely there's checks to see if this condition isn't being stimulated artificially? Edited February 14, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 14, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 14, 2013 is that real? does he think of himself as a bit of a universal soldier? crazy as it sounds, that tweet should actually work in his defence it is aye, had a look earlier before I retweeted it I wouldn't like to think his defence built a case around that though, well, a plausible case in anyway - "why would i tweet that in November and then shoot her on valentines day, it just doesn't make any sense?" alternatively, the case for the prosecution - "it's pre-meditated, he's been fabricating an alibi since at least November" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 On a serious note, if Pistorious is guilty, they should remove his blades, and other artificial limbs - then dress him in a gnome costume/rouge his cheeks (facial) and stick him on some rocks near the sea on Robben Island with a fishing rod. They could take boat trips past him, full of tourists - he'd pay for his own incarceration with the revenue generated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Every week there are family shootings in sarf efrika, they wipe out the family then shoot themselves normally. Strange strange breed are sarf efrikan men. Anyway my sources tell me she was playing away with another sprts star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Some Brazilian bloke - apparently had the edge of about 4 inches over Oscar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Emile Heskey's girlfriend surprised him by creeping into his house in the early hours of this morning. No one was harmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Emile Heskey's girlfriend surprised him by creeping into his house in the early hours of this morning. No one was harmed. Just caught up with the story, made me quite sad. Then that comment made me laugh. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Emile Heskey's girlfriend surprised him by creeping into his house in the early hours of this morning. No one was harmed. I heard that a couple of lightshades suffered some gunshot damage, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 15, 2013 Moderators Share Posted February 15, 2013 All seems such a waste He had the whole world at his blades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted February 15, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2013 (edited) seems he shot her through the door four times. which shows intent to kill according to the report i heard. i think he's fucked. crazy Edited February 15, 2013 by HomerJay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 Sounds about right for a south african homer. They really are fucked up folk. They claim to be deeply religous so all go to the happy clappy new born christian church on a sunday morning, then go home, drink a bottle of klipdrift brandy then beat the wife up and rape the maid. When the rambo film was out they walked the street with one of them big hunting knives. Backward fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurichwhite Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I've never been to SA but know quite a few saffers and the blokes are generally decent but they have this sadistic streak like they're not wired up reet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 The boneheads, as we called them hated the english too, they always wanted to fight you because of the boer war etc. Every other weekend I was at it with the pricks, thing is they can't fight because they don't know about street fighting, remember this one time some big fuker in a bar wanted a fight because I was english, att he time that film was out with stallone wherer he was an arm wrestler and turned his cap backwards everytime he did battle, anyway this fucker turned his cap and raise his fist saying come on pommie, he was surprised when he got a bottle smashed onto his temple haha. Another time one bonehead stood at the bar offered me outside, I nutted him there and then and as he lay in a pool of blood I said to him why go outside, thick fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 They idolise tackleberry in the police academy films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted February 15, 2013 Members Share Posted February 15, 2013 If he shot her through a door then presumably he can claim he never saw her? If he never saw her then he can claim he thought she was a black male. Piece of piss for the defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 15, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2013 Apparently she was angry at him for not stumping up the cash for a decent night out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted February 15, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2013 Sounds about right for a south african homer. They really are fucked up folk. They claim to be deeply religous so all go to the happy clappy new born christian church on a sunday morning, then go home, drink a bottle of klipdrift brandy then beat the wife up and rape the maid. When the rambo film was out they walked the street with one of them big hunting knives. Backward fuckers ive only been once, in 95 to visit friends and toured watching the cricket. joburg, durban, port elizabeth and cape town. some fukcin eary moments... unbelievable place though, extreme poverty and riches basically yards apart. met a bloke who had a house in durban, similar the the oscars. in his garage he had a shiney jag etype. then in the kitchen, next to the garage door he had a shot gun. he reckoned he'd used it a few times against anyone trying to nick his car. killed at least 2 i think he said. i believed every word. fuckin mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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