Spider Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 I have also been told this. I believed him, as it's easier than not and then finding glue on your light fitting the next tiem you clean it. You clean your light fittings??? Is that normal, or just when you've coaxed a spoonful of tatty watter out? Quote
Sweep Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 The rush if blood to the head makes for quite a buzz. Moment kind of goes when you are stood in the bathroom washing jizz off your face with a flannel mind. Presumably you use the wife's flannel, you wouldn't want to dirty yours Quote
no balls Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 You clean your light fittings??? Is that normal, or just when you've coaxed a spoonful of tatty watter out? I do, I have a tall ladder before you start. Quote
gonzo Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Presumably you use the wife's flannel, you wouldn't want to dirty yours Obviously. Using mine would be just sick.. Quote
tomski Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Late tea going on now. Pork chop and chips. Good times. Quote
gonzo Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Late tea going on now. Pork chop and chips. Good times. Is this a euphemism?? Quote
tomski Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Is this a euphemism?? Afraid not pal, just a very late tea tonight. Quote
gonzo Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Spoilsport. You could have at least 'made up' you were wanking with a pint pot of raw bacon or summet. Quote
no balls Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Spoilsport. You could have at least 'made up' you were wanking with a pint pot of raw bacon or summet. I'd presume the sort of man who wears pink shirts would do it in a cocktail glass of pancetta. Quote
tomski Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Spoilsport. You could have at least 'made up' you were wanking with a pint pot of raw bacon or summet. That's every night in my house, didn't think it was worth mentioning. Durex lube just doesn't cut it anymore. Quote
gonzo Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 I'd presume the sort of man who wears pink shirts would do it in a cocktail glass of pancetta. Lightly fried with a fresh grilled tomato afterwards?? Quote
tomski Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 I'd presume the sort of man who wears pink shirts would do it in a cocktail glass of pancetta. I have to pull back my manliness in certain ways and raw bacon fat is one. Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Late tea tonight after playing footy Poached chicken, chip n beans Smashing Beans with chicken, fucking hell ewwwww Quote
no balls Posted May 29, 2013 Posted May 29, 2013 Beans with chicken, fucking hell ewwwww Poached too. Who the fuck poaches chicken? Quote
Casino Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 Beans with chicken, fucking hell ewwwww i doubt homo was on netto value baked beans Quote
Sweep Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 Poached too. Who the fuck poaches chicken? Healthy folk I sometimes poach chicken before I lob it on a barbecue, just to make sure I don't kill myself or my guests - not that we have barbecues very often, as I generally fucking hate them Quote
DazBob Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 I had an egg mayo sandwich, a cheese savoury sandwich and a packet of sizzling king prawn McCoys. It was actually my tea, but as it was 10pm I s'pose it qualifies as supper. Quote
DazBob Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 Poached too. Who the fuck poaches chicken? I've never done it but I might give it a try. Are there any speical poaching contraptions like I've got for my eggs? Quote
Guest Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 i doubt homo was on netto value baked beans endame? Quote
tomski Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 I had an egg mayo sandwich, a cheese savoury sandwich and a packet of sizzling king prawn McCoys. It was actually my tea, but as it was 10pm I s'pose it qualifies as supper. Great Mccoys flavour. Quote
Sweep Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 I had an egg mayo sandwich, a cheese savoury sandwich Were they "Whoopsies" that you had nicked out of Youri's trolley when he wasn't looking? Quote
DazBob Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 Were they "Whoopsies" that you had nicked out of Youri's trolley when he wasn't looking? Alas no, full price. A hefty £1 each. Quote
Pablo Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 My fav late nite snack is blue cheese, crackers, Pate and bread. Quote
Guest Posted May 30, 2013 Posted May 30, 2013 My fav late nite snack is blue cheese, crackers, Pate and bread. Marvellous Blue cheese is as good as it gets Quote
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