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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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I have also been told this. I believed him, as it's easier than not and then finding glue on your light fitting the next tiem you clean it.

 

You clean your light fittings???

 

Is that normal, or just when you've coaxed a spoonful of tatty watter out?

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The rush if blood to the head makes for quite a buzz.

 

Moment kind of goes when you are stood in the bathroom washing jizz off your face with a flannel mind.

 

Presumably you use the wife's flannel, you wouldn't want to dirty yours

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You clean your light fittings???

 

Is that normal, or just when you've coaxed a spoonful of tatty watter out?

 

I do, I have a tall ladder before you start.

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Spoilsport.

 

You could have at least 'made up' you were wanking with a pint pot of raw bacon or summet.

 

I'd presume the sort of man who wears pink shirts would do it in a cocktail glass of pancetta.

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Spoilsport.

 

You could have at least 'made up' you were wanking with a pint pot of raw bacon or summet.

That's every night in my house, didn't think it was worth mentioning. Durex lube just doesn't cut it anymore.
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I'd presume the sort of man who wears pink shirts would do it in a cocktail glass of pancetta.

 

Lightly fried with a fresh grilled tomato afterwards??

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I'd presume the sort of man who wears pink shirts would do it in a cocktail glass of pancetta.

I have to pull back my manliness in certain ways and raw bacon fat is one.
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Poached too. Who the fuck poaches chicken?

 

Healthy folk

 

I sometimes poach chicken before I lob it on a barbecue, just to make sure I don't kill myself or my guests - not that we have barbecues very often, as I generally fucking hate them

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I had an egg mayo sandwich, a cheese savoury sandwich and a packet of sizzling king prawn McCoys. It was actually my tea, but as it was 10pm I s'pose it qualifies as supper.

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Poached too. Who the fuck poaches chicken?

 

I've never done it but I might give it a try.

 

Are there any speical poaching contraptions like I've got for my eggs?

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i doubt homo was on netto value baked beans

 

 

endame?

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I had an egg mayo sandwich, a cheese savoury sandwich and a packet of sizzling king prawn McCoys. It was actually my tea, but as it was 10pm I s'pose it qualifies as supper.

Great Mccoys flavour.
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I had an egg mayo sandwich, a cheese savoury sandwich

 

Were they "Whoopsies" that you had nicked out of Youri's trolley when he wasn't looking?

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Were they "Whoopsies" that you had nicked out of Youri's trolley when he wasn't looking?

 

Alas no, full price. A hefty £1 each.

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My fav late nite snack is blue cheese, crackers, Pate and bread.

 

Marvellous

 

 

Blue cheese is as good as it gets

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