I know one thing - I ain't eating any 'Scottish pies' for the next few weeks, especially if they are from the Eastern Bloc and smell like breweries.

Edited July 18, 201313 yr by bolty58

Hope he read this before he went

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23351497

Is waking up in a bath  of Ice cubes an option?

I'd have watched this first.

 

I'm changing flights in Vienna just now

 

No point in turning back now!

 

You fuckers have no bottle!

Despite all the advice/pleas not to listen to sob stories he's off on the first one.

 

I hope I'm not worrying for him unnecessarily but the whole situation just seems odd to me.

 

Best of luck Jazza.

Just keep checking in and hopefully there'll be no need for a Ww search and rescue party.

no need to vent your spleen Jazza

What have I missed whilst away in Egypt?!!! Thought she was coming here?! Are you going to Rumania James????

Jazza your fucking nuts, bit much more I can add I've watched these threads with disbelief, in fact I still think it's a wind up this,

 

If not good luck you need it, in my opinion it sounds wrong on every level,

 

Good luck hope you come back with a big fuck you to all us doubters !

id fuckin love to be jazza for a day, just one like.

This thread is going to be rememebered in 20 years time.

Good luck hope you come back with a big fuck you to all us doubters !

 

Seconded.

 

Good luck pal.  Keep in touch.

You're a better man than me Gunga Din.

 

This thread is going to be quoted in evidence.

And when coming back DO NOT have any of her luggage in your hands going through customs or cross pack.

Some people need protecting from themselves. You're right up there with them, Jazza. I hope it works out for you. I really do.

And when coming back DO NOT have any of her luggage in your hands going through customs or cross pack.

 

 

Im quoting this in capitals just to make sure he sees it.

I can assure you I've told her that

 

Plus it is certainly no wind up. I am sitting in Vienna airport eating bratwurst, sauerkraut & roast potatoes

 

A strange breakfast and maybe my last

 

Though I know it's not unless plane comes down

I've a terrible feeling your about to become an organ donor mate (though they'd not want your liver).

 

I'm genuinely worried about you. Log in with an update 3/4 times a day mate.

 

I hope you prove everyone wrong pal.

I know you lot are & I appreciate why

 

But there's no changing my mind

Jazza keep us updated,

 

I have told a couple of girls in the office and even they are worried.

 

Good luck I think your going to need it, or have we all watched "taken" once to often.

I will update when I can. For obvious reasons I can't while with her

I KNOW ITS A BIT OF A LONG SHOT BUT DOSE ANYONE ON HEAR HAVE

 

LIAM NEESON,S number

 

i think we may need is help

 

 

TAKEN 3 staring JAZZA the ORGAN DONOR

I KNOW ITS A BIT OF A LONG SHOT BUT DOSE ANYONE ON HEAR HAVE

 

LIAM NEESON,S number

 

i think we may need is help

 

 

TAKEN 3 staring JAZZA the ORGAN DONOR

 

 

 

There's no need to start fucking writing in Rumanian.

Edited July 18, 201313 yr by bolty58