You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

see, he could be dead now

this thread will be the first thing I check in the morning

this thread will be the first thing I check in the morning

And me, im I proper shock. Some men do only think with their knobs!

jazza, have you actually left your flat?

I doubt this thread will ever be topped, got everything in it, stupidity, sex and suspense.

jazza, have you actually left your flat?

 

carafcukingvan

 

 

his mobile is in romania, even if he isn't

I had the pleasure of spending some time with Jazza on Saturday, he's a top bloke and he's had a year to remember, that's for sure.

 

Carpe Diem, Jamesie boy, Carpe Diem.

How long do we leave it until we inform interpol?

6 months. He's a grown up.

I did worse with men with guns in Serbia

 

Fucking puff, if he's not rattled her arse and posted it by now he's not the man I thought he was

Very briefly what's happened?

 

I've read a bit, and can just make out Jazza is having a pissed up breakdown again.

 

What's he doing?

Good lord

Met a bird on some Webcam site from Romania 2 years ago

Decided he was going to invite her over to Scotland after he got his inheritence

She said she's scared to fly so he's gone to Romania to meet her

He's allegedly rattled her - she's gone home to get some stuff then if spending the weekend in Jazza's hotel room

 

The are flying back to the UK on Monday

 

She's not rinseing him as she sent a bogus £300 to his paypal account

 

Jazza's versions of events change on a daily basis

 

Her brother, sister and sister in law are now involved

Jazza is likely to be dead

 

We're now collecting for a 'Jazza Died For Wanderersways.com' flag in his memory, however we've going to mis-spell the WandersWays.com part of the flag just to keep the halfwits away

Widnes's account has been hacked by Romanians who have no grasp of spelling or grammer

What the fucking hell, does he actually do this for attention or as he completely blown em.

 

I've gone to some extents to get my end away, but, fuck me, this is taking things abit to extreme.

 

Hope he's alright like.

Wonder if any other teams boards have stuff like this going on?

 

Got to love this place sometimes.

None. Not even a jock team

Let me put it another way

 

Jazza is currently sat naked with his eyelids glued together and is being prodded by an electic cattle prod

 

Or

 

Widnes is currently glued to the roof or his apartment spinning around and shouting 'May the Power of Christ Compel You'

 

Having said that, if it was last Saturday I'd go for the latter however, I've not had any drugs tonight

Let me put it another way

 

Jazza is currently sat naked with his eyelids glued together and is being prodded by an electic cattle prod

 

Or

 

Widnes is currently glued to the roof or his apartment spinning around and shouting 'May the Power of Christ Compel You'

 

Having said that, if it was last Saturday I'd go for the latter however, I've not had any drugs tonight

Do you want some?

Where's the link to the original fred?

Do you want some?

Not on a school night, you know the rules young Ryan

I'll take the night watch, let me know if I can go to sleep

Fucking hell

I've switched over to Paul in Albufeira, if there's an emergency, text me

I've got my Bulgarian mate on stand by to nip over and meet us there with some fire power just in case

Edited July 19, 201312 yr by anewman

Wow

 

Just gets better

 

She came back alone and it was even better than earlier!

 

Next to me asleep just now. I'm going to her home later but having already met her sister in law, I'm not worried. She is a nice woman

 

Language is difficult.. It's different writing than talking... Scottish isn't easiest for her to understand.

 

Tonight we are going to play pool with her brother & sister in law

 

 

I don't like saying I told you so you cunts but ...

 

I told you so!!!!