You just know it wont be a cabbage patch doll.

 

What's the chances of a royal ever giving birth to a disabled child?

 

I'm hazarding a guess the secret people had her DNA well before they got engaged so they could check for owt. Then during the pregnancy if it had one arm and three legs then she would have 'miscarried'.

 

Or am I being a bit too sceptical?

Radio was talking about the Queen's gynaecologist being called in to assist - imagine being the fuckin Queen's gynaecologist. Good grief.

He's blind, like a piano tuner...

Radio was talking about the Queen's gynaecologist being called in to assist - imagine being the fuckin Queen's gynaecologist. Good grief.

It has it's perks...

 

You get to be Kate's gynaecologist too.

Edited July 22, 201313 yr by bwfcdan

It has it's perks...

 

You get to be Kate's gynaecologist too.

 

She's got very thin lips.

 

I hope it's a healthy nipper and all are well. but I don't get all the 'excitement' and extensive media coverage.

I hope it's a healthy nipper and all are well. but I don't get all the 'excitement' and extensive media coverage.

 

 

That's where I'm at.

Nonsense.

 

They may darken or they may lighten ... but the growth of a beard and/or sideburns will always show what they really are. Factamundo.

I have neither fortunately so am safe

I'm left wondering who'll be doing the Court fannywatch* during the birth, as The Duke of Edinburgh hasn't been well of late and might not be up to the (sometimes) arduous task? I'm also led to believe he (with the aid of the Royal Obstetrician) performed the fifty pence piece test before William and Kate's nuptials, the person who did this task, traditionally, also usually does the fannywatch.

 

 

 

* To prevent a changeling, if you're unaware of the practise.

Edited July 22, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

BREAKING NEWS : Kate Middleton is about to become a Milf

She's got very thin lips.

 

Perfection,

 

I bet her giblets gets sorted straight after the birth

george

 

itk

george

 

itk

I hope so.

I'd do her, even if there was an umbilical cord still sticking out.

Another fucking mouth for us all to feed and clothe for the rest of its life. Hooray.

I'd do her, even if there was an umbilical cord still sticking out.

My Mrs was like that. Followed by a nurse elbow deep trying to rag it out of her. No lie.

 

My first thought wasn't "I'd shag that" I can tell you!

Anyway. How's auntie pips bum doing?

Another fucking mouth for us all to feed and clothe for the rest of its life. Hooray.

The money this is generating this year will probably pay for your next thirty generations put together. You really are a knob swallower. Yes, I've bitten but fcuk me, it's pricks like this what want dragging to Tower Bridge by the bollocks and hung by the ankles and whipped to shit. That kid has probably made more money before their birth for this country than your whole family will ever contribute, now be nice and a touch more respectful.

My Mrs was like that. Followed by a nurse elbow deep trying to rag it out of her. No lie.

 

My first thought wasn't "I'd shag that" I can tell you!

 

Oral? Filthy fucker.

george

 

itk

So the kid will be a heavy puker but with poor directional control

So the kid will be a heavy puker but with poor directional control

 

 

Don't ruin it 

 

 It's a lovely name & I've been able to block all that filth out as our lad's little un called it. Is it odds on favourite then?

the whole world is waiting

 

 It's a lovely name & I've been able to block all that filth out as our lad's little un called it. Is it odds on favourite then?

George Galloway?

Mad King George??

Georgie porgy pudding and pie??? (the next celebrity nonce to get get done for "kissing the girls and making them cry", albeit a couple of centuries ago )

This can all fuck off for me. I couldn't give a shiney shite. Stop taking up my news feed just because the Americans and bored, dried up middle England housewives are still in love to the Royal Family.

 

God Save Oliver.

This can all fuck off for me. I couldn't give a shiney shite. Stop taking up my news feed just because the Americans and bored, dried up middle England housewives are still in love to the Royal Family.

 

God Save Oliver.

 

 

Ollie

 

 

good call