Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

We've got away with it so far

60cm of snow forecast for us tomorrow

Average of 60 mph winds here on the Cleveleys coast line.

 

Peaking at 82mph gusts at Rossall point just up from me.

 

Mental.

 

Not nice conditions to be working in..????

Folk will still be walking their dogs on the prom.

Average of 60 mph winds here on the Cleveleys coast line.

Peaking at 82mph gusts at Rossall point just up from me.

Mental.

Not nice conditions to be working in..

Nip to Windy Harbour and check on our van

Folk will still be walking their dogs on the prom.

They will be getting sucked off if they're not careful

Still clear here.

Any ideas how to deal with the storage heaters?

 

After 4 years of free heat from 10 floors below I'm now a ground floor wanker and to make matters worse what looks like half a wall is our heat source in the front room.

Any ideas how to deal with the storage heaters?

 

After 4 years of free heat from 10 floors below I'm now a ground floor wanker and to make matters worse what looks like half a wall is our heat source in the front room.

 

They are utter dogshit, weigh them in for scrap metal.  HTH

This weather can fuck right off.

 

Would rather is be -10 than this shite.

 

Remind me again why we opted to send all our criminals to a sun soaked Island with Crystal blue shore lines and winters hotter than our summer?

 

Should have all moved over there and left Bolty and his mates here.

This weather can fuck right off.

 

Would rather is be -10 than this shite.

 

Remind me again why we opted to send all our criminals to a sun soaked Island with Crystal blue shore lines and winters hotter than our summer?

 

Should have all moved over there and left Bolty and his mates here.

 

 

I'm sure they'll still let you in

Minus 7 here and blue sky, and it snowed on Christmas day.

I'm sure they'll still let you in

I doubt it haha

I doubt it haha

Get ont leccy beach that'll see you right. Just think how much you'd miss if you fucked off to a colony!

Get ont leccy beach that'll see you right. Just think how much you'd miss if you fucked off to a colony!

I know love.

 

It's just hard to remain positive whilst rain lashes in my face while trying to hold on to a 70ft pole.

 

I'm going on the wine tonight.

I know love.

 

It's just hard to remain positive whilst rain lashes in my face while trying to hold on to a 70ft pole.

 

I'm going on the wine tonight.

I'll knit you a waterproof balaclava x

I'll knit you a waterproof balaclava x

Ace!

 

Stick some welders goggles in it and it could rival CP company! Haha

 

NB company.

I'll knit you a waterproof balaclava x

Will it have an optional Snooker ball gag?

Will it have an optional Snooker ball gag?

I'd like to think mandatory as opposed to optional

Will it have an optional Snooker ball gag?

What like a snooker ball goes to the doctor and walks up to the receptionist,the receptionist says "can you please get to the end of the cue"

What like a snooker ball goes to the doctor and walks up to the receptionist,the receptionist says "can you please get to the end of the cue"

Always guarantees to cheer me up, you vile orange smelly deviant x

What like a snooker ball goes to the doctor and walks up to the receptionist,the receptionist says "can you please get to the end of the cue"

It's my second favourite Snooker gag after" what's green and brown, has 8 legs and if it fell on you out of a tree it would kill you? A Snooker table"

 

I'm here all year

Not worn my big coat as yet

 

 

Must be global warming

It's my second favourite Snooker gag after" what's green and brown, has 8 legs and if it fell on you out of a tree it would kill you? A Snooker table"

 

I'm here all year

 

Not as good as Alex Higgins loved his snooker cue case so much he used it as his coffin.

 

Not as good as Alex Higgins loved his snooker cue case so much he used it as his coffin.

 

 

Looks like Lester Piggot