Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

All the windows are open at NB Cottage. It's a lovely day to do spring cleaning, if I could be arsed like.

It's lovely weather down here in the shires, I've even got a few windows open to let a bit of fresh air in. It's like a lovely spring day

Back to shite tomorrow folks.

Hosepipe ban here, it's that hot.

I need some fresh air so powerwashing the drive and patios before everything freezes up for 4 months.

I'm up Rivvy beach, it's laaarvely

I'm up Rivvy beach, it's laaarvely

Solero or Mivvi?

I'm going to have to nip on google

Not as good as Alex Higgins loved his snooker cue case so much he used it as his coffin.

 

 

I wonder how much Xposurephotos.com paid out to the aspiring Paparazzo who bagged that photo 'exclusive' - an obviously dying bloke, with a well-publicised and long-standing illness, nipping out for a paper.

 

£40? Less?

 

They must have enjoyed themselves the day they got that cash bonanza cleared.

did my beding ( from my garage today  im in the big bed wile shes away )

 

not being a washing type would it be ok to put it on the line today would it dry ???

did my beding ( from my garage today  im in the big bed wile shes away )

 

not being a washing type would it be ok to put it on the line today would it dry ???

 

 

If you had put it out earlier it probably would have dried (I was tasked with hanging our bedding earlier, and it's dry now...cold, but dry), you might struggle a bit now if you're only putting it out at 4:20pm

 

Anyway, why you washing the bedding for her and her darkie boyfriend, you should have left it full of skiddies and pubes

Whitt, is it really a big bed or does it just seem it?  

Whitt, is it really a big bed or does it just seem it?  

 

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Watch out anyone by the coast;

 

 

YELLOW EARLY WARNING of WIND for southern and western parts of England, Wales and Scotland.

Further wet and windy conditions are expected on Friday, windiest conditions then expected across western areas. Here tides will be very high, and the public should be aware of the risks of large waves and coastal flooding.

FFS I've just put all the pots back on the garden wall

Is it me, or do normal seasonal weather systems cause absolute panic these days?

 

24 hour news. Kay Burley frothing at the mouth every time a flake of snow hits the Hebrides.

Bit of snow in the USofA

 

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25578794

Bit of snow in the USofA

 

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25578794

 

Getting around Boston is an absolue ballache at this time of year. Don't let folk kid you that everything carries on regardless. It's carnage & total gridlock, man

them storm chaser dudes will be out no doubt

Getting around Boston is an absolue ballache at this time of year. Don't let folk kid you that everything carries on regardless. It's carnage & total gridlock, man

It can take hours to get to Skeggy when the weather's bad.

Here we go again!

 

Storm about to hit the fylde coast!

 

Heading your way next Yonners.

I notice it's not been as bad as the media wanted it to be

 

They're all stood next to sea walls trying to convince people to build arks, but the fact is it's just an ordinary bit of winter weather.

 

21" of snow in the States. THAT'S bad weather.

Earlier this week it was colder in Canada than it was on Mars.

 

 

http://blogs.discovery.com/inscider/2014/01/it-was-colder-in-canada-than-on-mars.html#mkcpgn=fbsci1

Earlier this week it was colder in Canada than it was on Mars.

 

 

http://blogs.discovery.com/inscider/2014/01/it-was-colder-in-canada-than-on-mars.html#mkcpgn=fbsci1

I thought it was red hot on mars?

 

As for this storm...it's not even a storm it's just fooking windy.

 

They have reporters from Rock Fm and Granada news on the prom at North Shore for fucks sake.

 

It won't stop the doggers down there I tell you.

I thought it was red hot on mars?

 

 

BBC explains it better than me

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/0/20915340