Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

No snow in Cheshire but it's pissing it down

No snow in Cheshire but it's pissing it down

Same here, I've just got piss wet through walking my little angel,  but I think it's trying to clear.

Same here, I've just got piss wet through walking my little angel, but I think it's trying to clear.

Blue skies heading your way flower.

 

Clear front coming in from the west.

Blue skies heading your way flower.

 

Clear front coming in from the west.

 

Still cowd though, will I need a cardi and a coat today?

Edited January 11, 201412 yr by no balls

Its fleeing and the fucking boiler has packed in!

Still cowd though, will I need a cardi and a coat today?

Deffo.

 

Mind you the reebok seems to have its very own micro climate so if bring a pair of Wellie's as well

I'm considering my mountain gear today. Hate being cold

Update.

Everyone knows wiggley worms are so last year.

The beasts fits stove burners so loves the cold weather.

The dogs not a full shilling so just carry's on as normal.

The shark has gypsy blood . lives into t'hills is as tough as old boots.

I work in -25oc .

So bring on the snow.

Bit early to be on the caps but fair play, fella, you enjoy

Blue skies heading your way flower.

 

Clear front coming in from the west.

 

It's just arrived

 

Cheers x

What time is the snow expected?

Snowing like fuck here.

 

But the sea air is turning it to sludge.

 

Can see early finish here the way it's coming down :-(

Snowing like fuck here.

 

But the sea air is turning it to sludge.

 

Can see early finish here the way it's coming down :-(

some bird on my fb has a hotel there she said its comeing down thick and fast

The snow can get fucked, off to play golf in Spain (thinly veiled)

some bird on my fb has a hotel there she said its comeing down thick and fast

Which hotel and do they have a window cleaner?

Which hotel and do they have a window cleaner?

ALBANY

ALBANY

On Albert road....

 

We do the boomerang and a couple of other gaffs down the road.

 

Give her my number if she requires my exclusive service either now or when the fairer weather returns

Which hotel and do they have a window cleaner?

 

 

I love the fact that you're now a window cleaner.  You're a TV show waiting to happen.

 

"Real Life Confessions of a Window Cleaner".

 

It'd have to be on Channel 5 after 10pm, obvs.

The Gonch is our very own Robin Asquith.

I've got to go to Cheadle this afternoon and Manchester tonight which will be biz in this weather

I love the fact that you're now a window cleaner. You're a TV show waiting to happen.

 

"Real Life Confessions of a Window Cleaner".

 

It'd have to be on Channel 5 after 10pm, obvs.

Yesterday me and my brother had a cup of coffee with a 53 year old prostitute called Carol in her front room sat on a zebra effect couch.

 

Her daughter lives around the corner and is now a devout burkha clad Muslim,despite being as blackpoodlian as they come,after she married a bloke that owns tasty bites kebab shop.

 

As we peered out of the window a guy in a dress cycled down Dickson road on a unicycle.

 

Love hotel day haha

Did Carol give you a freebie?

Did Carol give you a freebie?

Unfortunately not mate.

 

She did however tell me about her getting arrested for having a fist fight with another woman outside kaos.

 

She took a bite out of the policeman's leg during the arrest.

 

She lives in these flats we do for the landlord with another load of lunatics.

 

It seriously is another world round there.

what a let down that was today

The sea managed to lash over the walls at Grange over Sands, never seen that happen until today.