Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

i've fucked today off

 

call me an orange fucking soft poofter of a roofer but that was ridiculous this morning.

 

Leigh White started the ball rolling by trying to snap my wrist off with the ladders. the ladders decided to do their own thing and sliced my wing mirror off. We struggled insulating the roof just like Stevie Wonder and Roy Orbison wallpapering. Primed it with liquid plastics primer,only for the rains to wash it off. Fucked off at 12 and am booking in as the 1st candidate for the very rough as fuck roll call for tomorrow

 

The insulation boards should be in North or even South Wales by now.

 

cunting,,twatting,fucking stupid weather.

 

Other than that,all's tickety boo !!

Miami you orange fucking soft poofter.

Miami you orange fucking soft poofter.

 

 

certainly am today Andy.

 

Fuck the Fred Dibnah contest,i'm sat at home and already on my second bottle of mulled wine. Fuck my bosses,the IRA,Gary Megson,Owen Coyle,the Warbies,Clifford Morris,Phil Gartside and Fred Talbot

Guess which twat put their bins out overnight? Ended up on next door's garden.

 

BCG's manor looks like a dalek graveyard there's that many of them in the road.

 

Why do people not take their bins in?!

BCG's manor looks like a dalek graveyard there's that many of them in the road.

 

Why do people not take their bins in?!

I always take mine in but the muppets across the back don't bother. Hard as nails them lot.

 

Ps Get out of my back street

Fookin mental day here.

 

Prom still shut in town due to roof slates flying into the road.

 

Scaffolding collapsed in town.

 

Prom shut in Cleveleys due to the Irish Sea swamping the surrounding roads.

 

3 dead across the country,power down across NornIron.

Fookin mental day here.

 

Prom still shut in town due to roof slates flying into the road.

 

Scaffolding collapsed in town.

 

Prom shut in Cleveleys due to the Irish Sea swamping the surrounding roads.

 

3 dead across the country,power down across NornIron.

Down your way tomorrow. What's to be expected?

Down your way tomorrow. What's to be expected?

All quiet on the western front according to bbc mate.

 

20ish Mph winds which is fook all for here.

 

Where you heading Thomas??

All quiet on the western front according to bbc mate.

 

20ish Mph winds which is fook all for here.

 

Where you heading Thomas??

Clifton, Cleveleys and south shore after a morning trip to Leigh and the reebok for some Muppet off here. Nice one pal.

The news will be full of it now it's hitting the south now they are interested

Soft cunts.

Lots of flooding over in E Yorkshire

Good.

Spoke to my brother who lives in Canada last night.

 

He said he had to cancel his kids skiing lesson up some mountain or other because of a wind storm.

 

The wind chill factor had reached -47.

 

Now that is cold.

Soft bastard.

Lovely weather again today, where is all this freezing weather Miami promised us? - I was looking forward to spot of snow

Beautiful blue skies in North Manchester.

 

I'm beginning to get the feeling that Miami just makes stuff up...

I'm beginning to get the feeling that Miami just makes stuff up...

 

 

How very dare you.....

Beautiful blue skies in North Manchester.

 

I'm beginning to get the feeling that Miami just makes stuff up...

 

My share portfolio concurs.

My share portfolio concurs.

 

 

not for long old boy,check on MARL as promised,up almost 20% since yesterday's opening bell

Winter is the new Autumn, it's going to be clement until Christmas, then when there's fuck all to look forward to for a couple of months - boom! Frozzen 'til mid-April...

 

Speaking of which, Manchester-Malaga in February - £25.99 each way on Ryanair at the moment...

not for long old boy,check on MARL as promised,up almost 20% since yesterday's opening bell

 

easy!

 

not for long old boy,check on MARL as promised,up almost 20% since yesterday's opening bell

The only MARLS going up will be the grey marl joggers he lounges around the house in every day.

 

It's like a spring day here on the coast by the way.

 

I've got a feeling we are going to get twatted in feb/march again.

MARL is up by slightly more than ECR's losses today.

 

Meanwhile my TRP holding is down by 24.6% since I bought it.

 

#itsonlymoney

MARL is up by slightly more than ECR's losses today.

 

Meanwhile my TRP holding is down by 24.6% since I bought it.

 

#itsonlymoney

 

 

MARL is up by slightly more than ECR's losses today.

 

Meanwhile my TRP holding is down by 24.6% since I bought it.

 

#itsonlymoney

 

 

On the plus side, those magic beans you've sold me are still looking great - they've not started to sprout yet, but I wouldn't expect them to until Spring time