Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

They have reporters from Rock Fm and Granada news on the prom at North Shore for fucks sake.

 

It won't stop the doggers down there I tell you.

What time you heading down?

BBC explains it better than me

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/0/20915340

Barmy.

 

We are quite lucky as a planet really aren't we?

 

One little shift and we'd be fucked.

 

 

And Daz...dogging is soo 2005.

 

All about Chinese burns parties nowadays mate.

Anyone know what the lakes is like?

BBC News now...

 

Young family drenched by a wave!

Cornish Cafe needs mopping!

Old bloke says it's nippy!

 

They get all geared up for Armageddon and when it doesn't come, ah fuck it - we're on location now, "It's Armageddon!"

 

Fucking Paedoshielding shithouses.

And that Dolphin thing was wank an' all.

Wank, not wankworthy.

Anyone know what the lakes is like?

Loads of big hills,trees and lakes mate.

 

Oh and a few pubs.

Ha ha I'm pleased that's been cleared up.

I did read the coldest temperature ever recorded in our region was -21.1c in Ambleside, can't remember when, but not that long ago...

Just checked, it was ages ago (1940) - I reckon' their thermometer was faulty too...

Edited January 3, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

Ha ha I'm pleased that's been cleared up.

 

 

Thought I'd best not respond!

Thought I'd best not respond!

Keep em coming BD!

Thought I'd best not respond!

Do you never get bored!!?????

BBC explains it better than me

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/0/20915340

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23691292

 

plop

Anyone know what the lakes is like?

son is in grassmear its all fine up there

Ta whitt

Just checked, it was ages ago (1940) - I reckon' their thermometer was faulty too...

 

That was another very bad winter.

My mother was working in Lancaster and alternate weekends she went to her elder sister's in Gargrave, near Skipton. She got snowed in there for six weeeks.

In normal years the Army would have been called out, but apparently they were already fully committed elsewhere.

My aunt was the school dinner cook, and ended up baking bread for the villagers if they brought ingredients to the school.

And the snow was up to the window sills - not drifts, just the regular depth.

Only remember the 63 one being a bad winter and my school never shutting, walking the 2 miles when the school bus never showed up was fun. Always a blazing coal fire in the house when you got home though. I think the canal near bye was froze solid for 4 months.

Only remember the 63 one being a bad winter and my school never shutting, walking the 2 miles when the school bus never showed up was fun. Always a blazing coal fire in the house when you got home though. I think the canal near bye was froze solid for 4 months.

 

Coach numbers Graham used to tell me about the winter of 1963 every time I went into the weaving shed.

Coach numbers Graham used to tell me about the winter of 1963 every time I went into the weaving shed.

Weaving shed?

 

Thank god women started to shave.

Weaving shed?

 

Thank god women started to shave.

 

Those commoners were making fabric you couldn't afford to wear, darling

Those commoners were making fabric you couldn't afford to wear, darling

Way things are going, I'll be lucky to be donning a hessian sack by April

Those flood warnings in full

 

 

 

http://www.environment-agency.gov.uk/homeandleisure/floods/147053.aspx?type=Fwacode&term=013WAFUI&postcode=BL64HE

Edited January 4, 201412 yr by boltondiver

Morris Green won't be affected.  Higher than Everest according to Little Whitt

Those flood warnings in full

 

 

 

http://www.environment-agency.gov.uk/homeandleisure/floods/147053.aspx?type=Fwacode&term=013WAFUI&postcode=BL64HE

 

That is just the odd numbered side of Junction Road West.