Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

Wish you'd all fuck off. Next few days here - 38, 38, 38, 39C.

 

What we'd give for a bit of snow.

Wish you'd all fuck off. Next few days here - 38, 38, 38, 39C.

 

What we'd give for a bit of snow.

 

It's 45 here.

Wish you'd all fuck off. Next few days here - 38, 38, 38, 39C.

 

What we'd give for a bit of snow.

 

It must be shit having hot weather on Christmas Day, it just wouldn't feel right.

It must be shit having hot weather on Christmas Day, it just wouldn't feel right.

We did Christmas in Tenerife once when I was about 13.

 

Was a bit shit.

 

Just felt like another day,mainly because my mum didn't end up caving my dads head in after the pub like most other Christmas days.

Winter is the new Autumn, it's going to be clement until Christmas, then when there's fuck all to look forward to for a couple of months - boom! Frozzen 'til mid-April...

 

Speaking of which, Manchester-Malaga in February - £25.99 each way on Ryanair at the moment...

Indeed I can see this happening

 

Has it not been like that for the past couple of years?

It must be shit having hot weather on Christmas Day, it just wouldn't feel right.

 

 

You are not wrong C. Still not used to it. We still have the big, fuck off turkey dinner with all the trimmings then fall asleep and wake up pissed through with sweat.

 

Tried the Crayfish and salad thing on the beach once. Shiyte. Sand and grit gets in everything and you have thousands of ex-pats trying to get on the telly with whatever warbling bint is wandering around with the cameraman and microphone. "Fuck off and leave me alone".

Crayfish is shite though

Crayfish is shite though

 

 

Are we talking about the same thing? You aren't thinking freshwater Yabbies? Tasteless fucking things. The crays I am on about are actually Rock Lobsters. Lovely, tasty, succulent things out of the ocean.

Bleeding fleeing this morning! Ah well only 2 more shifts ands that's me done for 10/11 months

Bleeding fleeing this morning! Ah well only 2 more shifts ands that's me done for 10/11 months

 

 

You might be out after 6 months for good behaviour?

Bleeding fleeing this morning! Ah well only 2 more shifts ands that's me done for 10/11 months

 

Workshy bitch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only joking, I hope it all goes well for you.

Workshy bitch.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Only joking, I hope it all goes well for you.

Cheers! Currently watching the goings on of bolton maternity unit. Proper dramatic 'faint' just happened infront of me. It's roasting hot and the silly bitch has the full raygun gear on. I wasn't helping to pick her up, put it that way!

The wind is back.

 

A wetherspoons A-board has just blown past my front door.

The wind is back.

 

A wetherspoons A-board has just blown past my front door.

 

At least it's not really been cold. I reckon Miami's mate knows about as much about weather as I do about continental drift

 

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year

Edited December 18, 201312 yr by CWP

Tbf all the papers have been threatening it for ages. I've seen frost once since. I reckon Jan will be bad.

Tbf all the papers have been threatening it for ages. I've seen frost once since. I reckon Jan will be bad.

 

Thick frost here for the last two mornings.

Off to the Alps tomorrow currently -10 with 40cm of snow forecast on Friday and 30cm on Christmas Day.

Wind and rain just hit with a vengeance here.

Wind and rain just hit with a vengeance here.

Had a feeling it was on its way there!

 

Fuck me it was like the Wild West about half an hour ago...all gone quiet now

Kinell, contents of gardens strewn everywhere, got to drive to Leeds now...

Edited December 19, 201312 yr by Carlos

It's back.

 

Hailstones the size of cricket balls now.

 

Car alarms going off all down the street.

Did you guys hear that then! car alarms going off. damn weather you scary

Did you guys hear that then! car alarms going off. damn weather you scary

That sounds like another Pwn of the vile druggy thug.

I'm dreaming of a white christmas...

 

 

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/449815/Snow-warning-Winter-2013-will-see-a-White-Christmas-across-UK-says-shock-weather-forecast

I'm dreaming of a white christmas...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/449815/Snow-warning-Winter-2013-will-see-a-White-Christmas-across-UK-says-shock-weather-forecast

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