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Maggie,

 

At my mates work in Bolton,a lady pulls the toilet bin into the cubicle and shits in it on a daily basis.

 

It is thought this may be a regloius act,what with a large proportion of the workforce being muslim etc.

 

Why would one shit in a bin?

 

According to my Handbook Of Silly Muslim Habits, gathered through working for far too long in Afghanistan, this one is to do with standing water. Seriously. In our shitters here three of the traps are normal ones whereas the one the interpreters, cleaners and whathaveyou use is a French style hole in the floor. I may have this wrong but they have to go in with their left foot and out with their right. Also they're not to shit whilst facing the aforementioned qibla. There are all sorts of other rules which make the whole affair a total fucking impossibility. No wonder they're so hysterical all the time.

.No wonder they're so hysterical all the time.

That and not being able to relax with a nice glass of Malbec

This shitting malarkey. What the fuck has got to do with God?  Jews, Christians, Buddhists & Sikhs all go to the khazi like the none believers, don't they?

 

Theres no need for some of the shit they do, literally

 

Nay nay thrice nay, you're quite wrong. Obervant Jews have a prayer which thanks god for the ability to excrete which they are supposed to bang out every visit to the thunderbox. Hindu bogs have to be - I will need to check this - in eother the northwestern or southeastern corner of whatever room and I think there's some madness about pissing in one direction during dayight and another at night. Sikhs have a proper wash but don't use bogroll. Dunno about buddhists. For Islam it's not even in the Koran, but in the hadith, which is a great wad of stuff which Muhammad apparently did or said or someone said he did, so these daft rules and regs come from those, as every Muslim is supposed to emulate Muhammad in every way they can.

Nay nay thrice nay, you're quite wrong. Obervant Jews have a prayer which thanks god for the ability to excrete which they are supposed to bang out every visit to the thunderbox. Hindu bogs have to be - I will need to check this - in eother the northwestern or southeastern corner of whatever room and I think there's some madness about pissing in one direction during dayight and another at night. Sikhs have a proper wash but don't use bogroll. Dunno about buddhists. For Islam it's not even in the Koran, but in the hadith, which is a great wad of stuff which Muhammad apparently did or said or someone said he did, so these daft rules and regs come from those, as every Muslim is supposed to emulate Muhammad in every way they can.

So in conclusion, there's a correlation between believing in a deity and having odd ablution behaviour.

 

 

Bloody filthy weirdos

There must be a point were someone is perched over a litter bin and they think "hang on what the hell am I doing? God genuinely wants me to do this and for someone else to have to clean this up?"

Nay nay thrice nay, you're quite wrong. Obervant Jews have a prayer which thanks god for the ability to excrete which they are supposed to bang out every visit to the thunderbox. Hindu bogs have to be - I will need to check this - in eother the northwestern or southeastern corner of whatever room and I think there's some madness about pissing in one direction during dayight and another at night. Sikhs have a proper wash but don't use bogroll. Dunno about buddhists. For Islam it's not even in the Koran, but in the hadith, which is a great wad of stuff which Muhammad apparently did or said or someone said he did, so these daft rules and regs come from those, as every Muslim is supposed to emulate Muhammad in every way they can.

Hence the grooming?

There must be a point were someone is perched over a litter bin and they think "hang on what the hell am I doing? God genuinely wants me to do this and for someone else to have to clean this up?"

Well you see I thought ideas in our head like that was what made us the top of the food chain on this planet.

 

"Oh look, someone's invented quilted bog roll and a flushy thing to sit on, ace!"

 

God knows what they're think of my moist stuff :mellow:

Attention seeking from them is not new, it's something they have done for years, in the main without even realizing they do it, sort of in-grained in their culture.

Edited by Pablo

We have had the shitting in the bin incidents at our place. But its ALWAYS in the women's, never the mens.

I think there's some madness about pissing in one direction during dayight and another at night.

Aye.

 

Piss up of an evening, down the morning after.

 

That's commonplace, surely.

Used to work at a University in Manchester.

One set of bogs (the nearest ones to me) were numerous Muslim's elected facilites.

 

The sinks were frequently inaccessible as they would be gathered washing their feet in them; simultaneously flooding the place.

 

The traps were unusable as the seats would be lined with paper, which in turn, with the immediate environs would be liberally spattered with chunks of faecal matter.

 

Not once did any of them clean it up.

 

Eventually they were revamped, the cost born by a departmental head, which actually worsened the problem as more came.

Eventually he placed a notice in there- but the wording had to be so P.C. it was truly sad.

 

Makes my blood boil just thinking about it. Peasants

Used to work at a University in Manchester.

One set of bogs (the nearest ones to me) were numerous Muslim's elected facilites.

 

The sinks were frequently inaccessible as they would be gathered washing their feet in them; simultaneously flooding the place.

 

The traps were unusable as the seats would be lined with paper, which in turn, with the immediate environs would be liberally spattered with chunks of faecal matter.

 

Not once did any of them clean it up.

 

Eventually they were revamped, the cost born by a departmental head, which actually worsened the problem as more came.

Eventually he placed a notice in there- but the wording had to be so P.C. it was truly sad.

 

Makes my blood boil just thinking about it. Peasants

See

 

Prayers in the corner - ok

 

This - not ok

What sort of places do you lot work in??? There are plenty of muslims on site here and in my 15 years here there's never been a single report of anyone shitting in a bin or all over the seats.

 

I've seen plenty of blokes washing their feet in the sink, but they've never flooded the place.

Working in Muslamic countries, they have seat liners and the bogs are spotless.

Washing feet in a sink others have to use is bad manners and frankly disgusting.

Still it's all in the name of praising God.

fucking religion

 

just fuck off

 

the chance of being born  is about 500 trillion to one

 

and god knows what percentage of the world spend it arguing over who has the best imaginary friend

 

fuck off wasting your life on this shit

 

for fucks sake, you can't fucking piss or shit in the right direction

 

what the fuck do they do when they're stumbling home pissed at 3am? get the fucking compass out and find a wall thats facing Allah

 

fuck off

 

and those goes for you as well buddhists, christians, catholics, the fucking lot

 

 

Garrp

the ex catholic altar boy

Well said garrpo.

 

Can I just ask,why do these filthy animals wash their feet in the sink?

Washing feet in a sink others have to use is bad manners and frankly disgusting.

 

 

Why bad manners and disgusting? 

 

When I use the sink I turn the tap on, put soap on my hands, wash under the tap and then turn it off. 

 

Do you fill it up to the top and have a full-on stand up wash?

Well said garrpo.

 

Can I just ask,why do these filthy animals wash their feet in the sink?

 

Should they use the toilet? 

Everyone knows you should wash your feet in the washing up bowl.

Why bad manners and disgusting?

 

When I use the sink I turn the tap on, put soap on my hands, wash under the tap and then turn it off.

 

Do you fill it up to the top and have a full-on stand up wash?

i think you are just being contrary to be honest

I don't understand why they can't wash their feet before they leave for work?

 

honestly, to think some cunt wrote this book and rules thousands of years ago

 

I bet he was fucking leathered and pissing himself at some of the stuff he came up with.

 

'I know, lets make them wash their feet at the worst possible time to inconvenience the rest of the world'

 

'I know, lets say they can't shit facing the north, no no no, even better, lets say they can only shit facing where im sat now, that will be fucking hilarious'

Kin ell mate.

 

If you think it's alright for folk to wash their feet in the sink then crack on.

 

How about wash your fucking feet before you leave the house?

 

Or better still wash them when you get in?

 

Region or no religion it's bad form,not nice,and totally out of order.

 

As is shitting in a bin.

 

Fuck me all this is making me glad we only have polish pot washers and knife wielding Scottish pisscans over this way.

i think you are just being contrary to be honest

 

Absolutely not.

 

I think some of the reactions here are frankly ridiculous.

 

I completely agree, the shitting in bins and the like is abhorrent.  Anyone caught doing that needs stoning to death.

 

.. but to suggest washing one's feet is bad manners and disgusting and that finding a quiet corner to pray in is attention seeking just smacks of an incredibly intolerant attitude.

 

Sorry if that offends you.

 

There are plenty of things that 'we' do that other cultures (not just religious cultures) find appalling.

 

The difference here is that I'm happy to tolerate things that I don't agree with as long as they don't harm or inconvenience me, as I would expect others to do with the things I do.  You, on the other hand, seem to think that because you don't agree with them that they're wrong and shouldn't do it.

Edited by DazBob

How about a straw poll: who thinks folk washing their feet in work's sink is bad mannered and disgusting?

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