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No, I turn if off with the hand I just washed with.

As I said, contrary

So you turn it on with your dirty hands and turn off with a clean one! Thus making your hand dirty again?

Aye, alreet.

 

As I've said, hands in a washroom are more unhygienic than feet. I've also got no issue with folk praying to whoever they pray. Those, my dear, are stone cold facts. If that makes me contrary because you refuse to accept them then so be it.

If you say so.

Do you bother washing your hands after you've had a piss? I must admit I don't most of the time. Unless I accidently wee on my fingers which is incredibly rare. The way I see it, the average knob is much cleaner than the average hand, therefore as some of the germs from my hand have transferred to my knob during the holding process, my hands are actually cleaner post piss than pre.

Do you bother washing your hands after you've had a piss? I must admit I don't most of the time. Unless I accidently wee on my fingers which is incredibly rare. The way I see it, the average knob is much cleaner than the average hand, therefore as some of the germs from my hand have transferred to my knob during the holding process, my hands are actually cleaner post piss than pre.

 

I'm liking this.

 

However, I just wash my knob in the sink afterwards, and then ask one of the muslims to turn the tap off with his feet.

I would have to assume they are there to watch the match and to pray.

 

As I don't know them I have no idea if they have an ulterior motive.  Does anyone actually know any different?

 

Maybe I'm just overly tolerant, but to me they're doing nobody any harm and whilst, if I saw it, I might think it an odd thing to do at a football match, I certainly wouldn't be offended.

 

After all, they're praying not preaching.

Thats the next step though

Thats the next step though

 

It's not though is it. You can level a lot of accusations at some Muslims, but not once has one tried to preach the word of Allah to me.

I'm liking this.

 

However, I just wash my knob in the sink afterwards, and then ask one of the muslims to turn the tap off with his feet.

 

I assumed you got the raygun to wash your cock with his feet.

  Here is my two penneth worth on the topic...........................................................can't be arsed going through all this again! Can Carlos or Salford trotter please just cut to the chase and call me a intolerant, disrespectful or racist, that will probably save a lot of time :)

Edited by bgoefc

I assumed you got the raygun to wash your cock with his feet.

 

Nah, you're confusing it with the bloke in The Swan toilets, where he'll do that and then splash my balls with Joop for £2.

Here is my two penneth worth on the topic...........................................................can't be arsed going through all this again! Can Carlos or Salford trotter please just cut to the chase and call me a intolerant, disrespectful or racist, that will probably save a lot of time :)

How much for Kouros?

How much for Kouros?

 

 

Had you down as more of a Mandate kinda guy.

It's not though is it. You can level a lot of accusations at some Muslims, but not once has one tried to preach the word of Allah to me.

 

You've not been paying attention. And in any al Qaeda or other extremist statement you like you will find direct threats to your life.

 

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Had you down as more of a Mandate kinda guy.

 

I'll take that as a compliment

You've not been paying attention. And in any al Qaeda or other extremist statement you like you will find direct threats to your life.

 

islam-will-dominate-the-world-banners.jp

I meant preach in more of a coming around your house and asking you to accept Muhammed into your life type of sense.

 

Maybe with an Islamic version of 'Watchtower'.

I meant preach in more of a coming around your house and asking you to accept Muhammed into your life type of sense.

 

Maybe with an Islamic version of 'Watchtower'.

A bloke works at our Blackburn factory has spent the last 3 months with other Muslims in deepest darkest South America trying to convert infidels.

I have no idea if happens in Europe like

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No one had a problem with the pray for Muamba, no one has a problem with players thanking god when they score like pointing to the sky, like Kaka with his I belong to Jesus t-shirt, Okocha's vest after he scored v Boro. Those show that belief does play a part to some in football/sport.

 

They were doing no one any harm and if you think they were doing it to cause trouble then you must have bad opinions on muslims, what was so special about that corner, were they jealous that they got there before them, find somewhere else and leave them alone.

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No one had a problem with the pray for Muamba, no one has a problem with players thanking god when they score like pointing to the sky, like Kaka with his I belong to Jesus t-shirt, Okocha's vest after he scored v Boro. Those show that belief does play a part to some in football/sport.

 

They were doing no one any harm and if you think they were doing it to cause trouble then you must have bad opinions on muslims, what was so special about that corner, were they jealous that they got there before them, find somewhere else and leave them alone.

Ha ha that last line reminds me of that lad/bird defending Brittany spears diddles. Good work

No one had a problem with the pray for Muamba, no one has a problem with players thanking god when they score like pointing to the sky, like Kaka with his I belong to Jesus t-shirt, Okocha's vest after he scored v Boro. Those show that belief does play a part to some in football/sport.

 

They were doing no one any harm and if you think they were doing it to cause trouble then you must have bad opinions on muslims, what was so special about that corner, were they jealous that they got there before them, find somewhere else and leave them alone.

Get fucked you poisonous little spastic.

Get fucked you poisonous little spastic.

 

You what? who do you think you are? didn't like what I put so you talk like that, typical Gonzo.

Aye. Ha ha

What a fucking idiot, why the fuck would anyone make a complete cunt of themselves and upload it for all to see and rip the piss out of...

 

Oh aye, the fact simpletons click on it mean's he's made $400,000 off that video alone...

 

Who's laughing now?

 

(he's still a cunt like).

What a fucking idiot, why the fuck would anyone make a complete cunt of themselves and upload it for all to see and rip the piss out of...

 

Oh aye, the fact simpletons click on it mean's he's made $400,000 off that video alone...

 

Who's laughing now?

 

(he's still a cunt like).

 

FFS

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