gonzo Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 (edited) I'd happily do a jail term to beat some fucker to death that's in my house and possibly endangering my son. Edited February 26, 2014 by gonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 It's all academic for me because I've invested in a sucker-sign for the window that says... "FUCK THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER!" It's worked so far, and adds a touch of class to the house I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 And I don't have a dog either so that's double mindfuck to prospective burglars... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 It's all academic for me because I've invested in a sucker-sign for the window that says... "FUCK THE DOG, BEWARE OF THE OWNER!" It's worked so far, and adds a touch of class to the house I think... i have in my window LITTLE WHITT LIVES HEAR PLEASE COME IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 And I don't have a dog either so that's double mindfuck to prospective burglars... I'm not sure what mine'd do. Probably just give them a dirty look. She's good at those. She's learnt from the master or rather mistress Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 i have in my window FIT BIRDS WITH FULL BLADDERS ARE WELCOME TO COME IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 They don't need to be fit and he hasn't got a window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I don't have anything robbing worth a wank - so the "fuck the dog" sign isn't actually real...I'd pity the fool who crossed my threshold tho'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Unless David Dickinson decided to retake up his life of crime, I'd be reet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) I don't have anything robbing worth a wank - so the "fuck the dog" sign isn't actually real...I'd pity the fool who crossed my threshold tho'...I've swapped the words 'robbing, worth, a, wank' about a few times now, it's done my head in. I put on here a few weeks back about some we had doing a neighbours shed and escaping through our back garden. I always said I'd love to catch them yet I banged on the window then got ready, it was instinct. It's split second and you've not got time to think, I think that should go in your favour during your trail Edited February 27, 2014 by Breightmet Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I didn't think folk still burgled houses It's not like the old days when electrical s were fucking expensive and had a resale value Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Legal types always recommend saying nowt until you have spoken to them. Scrotes know this, normal folk caught up in a situation they have no experience of do not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I don't think you need to be a scrote to know that name, rank and serial number is the way to go until you get counsel.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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