embankment Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Have acquired just last Saturday an adult Kangaroo skin.Complete with tail. Want to fasten it to a wall as a conversation piece and to hide a couple of dubious stains. But I don't want to bang half a dozen of nails through it. Any suggestions . Ps don't want to glue it on either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 12, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2014 Little Whitt's our resident decorator, so I await his response with some glee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Fucking hell fire, I bet Kelly Hoppen is shitting herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 12, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2014 Bolty will be your man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crawshawbooth Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Rub it with a balloon until it holds enough static to stick to anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Have you tried asking your mates the shark, the Pittbull or the guinea pig? Surely they're the animal experts?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I reckon you should ask the beast. Then eat some wiggly worms just for a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I'd imagine it'll look Allllllllrrrrrrrigggghhhht in your front room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 Wonder if Miss Hoppen has a twitter account. But ya right about asking The Shark he has gone all rural these days. Could be the opening topic on Saturday.Might get some sensible advice prior to the ale kicking in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 Off topic, wigglys on order for Charlton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Off topic, wigglys on order for Charlton.Ooh ooh can we all have one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 Ooh ooh can we all have one? If ya on that train to Landannn tawwwnn at 7am Course ya can , Awwwwrrrriiiggghhhtttt !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Are you going to yeovil embankment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 We're on the 8:20am or summat I think I'm convinced you know us and we'll know you so we'll see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 Are you going to yeovil embankment?[/uote]Nope . Standby week . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted March 12, 2014 Author Share Posted March 12, 2014 Still no further with this Skippy Someone must have an idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fellman Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Get the fucker framed ..one nail job done HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 12, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2014 Weetabix That shit could glue planets together when it dries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Still no further with this Skippy Someone must have an idea. I've an idea. How about you put wallpaper up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 12, 2014 Moderators Share Posted March 12, 2014 He lives in wigan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 He lives in wigan Apologies. I meant anaglypta then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 12, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted March 12, 2014 Apologies. I meant anaglypta then No Woodchip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted March 13, 2014 Author Share Posted March 13, 2014 Howfen but Bolton born. Nowt do with Wigan, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Howfen is Wigan. 01942. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted March 13, 2014 Members Share Posted March 13, 2014 (edited) Dear Embankment, There's a fucking time difference tha knows me owd cocker! Fish glue. That's what they use down here. Summat to do with kangaroo skin only binding with organic matter (like them spunk stains you mention - you'll have a fucker of a job getting them out. Shag her on summat else next time). They use the imported stuff down here (From the US and Germany I think?). One is called Norland and another is called Lee Valley. A few have tried sticking skins to walls with the local one ALS (Australian Luthiers Supplies) but it is as weak as piss and the skin apparently falls off after a short time. Made for musical instrument repairs or summat like that. My next door neighbour is a proper ocker ex-farmer who is well into his hunting. Swears by the Norland product. His man cave is full of croc and roo skins and various taxidermed heads of poor little animals the murdering bastard has shot. Nice bloke though Oh, and less of the fucking 'Skippy', cuntybollocks. Edited March 13, 2014 by bolty58 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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