Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Someone in Macedonia too. He's admitting to bumming a parrot tho', so, his own fault really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 They laughed at me in Asda when I bought 50kg of Basmati rice and eight hundred tins of sardines. Well, who's laughing now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 The guys that just died in Dallas arrived in Dallas via Dullas (Washington DC) and Belguim so how are they going to sort that sort of shit out I dont know In this transient world it Is a fucking mess. There's 60 just been quarantined near Paris. Maybe the sky might be falling in. Now this might be a radical thought but why have people been allowed to travel freely up until now? It's alright checking histories now, though I'd imagine that'll take some doing but they've taken their fucking time imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Oh aye, I also bought a big 'Jack Nicholson in The Shining' axe when I bought my sardines and rice, so any other survivors should think on before approaching my house to try and ponce some Apocalypse Kedgeree... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 9, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2014 My dear old Mummy bear is tucked up in Bolton Royal with pneumonia at the moment, recovering slowly but has been very unwell If ebola shows up there its game over, the trenches were cleaner. If its scum you're after, by the way, ten minutes hanging round the main entrance is more than enough. This town is on its fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Just read that fruit bats are its natural hosts. Surely people don't eat shit like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 You'd eat shit wi sugar if you were hungry enough. I saw them eating fruit bats on that Human Planet thing, chop a clearing in the forest so the lazy twats use it as a flightpath, string a net between two trees, put a empty coke tin filled with a pebble as a catch alarm, fruit bats for tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Bum 'em first and fruit bat kiev for tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 9, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2014 Bum 'em first and fruit bat kiev for tea. Made me laugh but you are not reet you Youri... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I'd find sommat bigger than a fuckin bat. A silverback must keep you going for at least a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 Bum 'em first and fruit bat kiev for tea. Presumably eating a shit loads of garlic before you bum them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 9, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2014 Presumably eating a shit loads of garlic before you bum them? Daz I've been meaning to ask about your avatar What exactly is going on there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted October 9, 2014 Members Share Posted October 9, 2014 Daz I've been meaning to ask about your avatar What exactly is going on there? It's a skinny girl smelling a fat girl's pump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 9, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2014 It's a skinny girl smelling a fat girl's pump. I love it, on here :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 (edited) Made me laugh but you are not reet you Youri... Posts like that were once considered normal on here. I'd find sommat bigger than a fuckin bat. A silverback must keep you going for at least a month. They're big fuckers, like a dog with wings... Plus they catch loads of 'em whilst doing no more than kipping underneath the trap, the likes of Big Ron would no doubt have an opinion on that, too (had he watched Human Planet that night). Presumably eating a shit loads of garlic before you bum them? Use garlic paste as lube, der... Or snort garlic powder as a aphrodisiac bugle substitute. Edited October 9, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 They laughed at me in Asda when I bought 50kg of Basmati rice and eight hundred tins of sardines. Well, who's laughing now? Not me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I wasn't joking, so I'm glad you're not laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 (edited) So the last time loads of folk died from scoffing them didn't put them off? Learned behaviour is what is supposed to be the difference between humans & Gods other creatures. Or am I just being a bit tight? Edited October 9, 2014 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 9, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2014 It's a skinny girl smelling a fat girl's pump. The internet is fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 So the last time loads of folk died from scoffing them didn't put them off? Learned behaviour is what is supposed to be the difference between humans & Gods other creatures. Or am I just being a bit tight? They're a bit light on Booths and Safeways over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted October 9, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 9, 2014 They're a bit light on Booths and Safeways over there. What? Not even a Normid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 So the last time loads of folk died from scoffing them didn't put them off? Learned behaviour is what is supposed to be the difference between humans & Gods other creatures. Or am I just being a bit tight? To be fair, they might not have a right lot of choice as to what they eat. It might be a choice of Ebola riddled fruitbat or nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 What? Not even a Normid? There's some Aldis and Lidls, but they can't afford to buy a bin incinerator, hedgeclipper or bench vice every time they go in, to pretend that's why they shop there now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 To be fair, they might not have a right lot of choice as to what they eat. It might be a choice of Ebola riddled fruitbat or nothing. do they not have allotments? That's a poor do if not. Best not to eat meat if you've a dicky tummy you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted October 10, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2014 Don't fucking joke about it on a plane either http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/5964068 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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