" tek is fucking legs off"

 

"Your going home in a fucking ambulance"

 

"Your gonna get your fucking heads kicked in"

 

"It's alright Col I'll get the ale in"

Edited December 21, 201411 yr by fellman

Big nets second half.

There's been someone who whistles 'just because you're losing' (tunelessly) for years.

Injury time whistling seems to have died a death too.

Chanting the scoreline after we've scored (only if we're winning)

 

That probably stopped when we got the score board

The, 'OOOoooooo' as the midfield enforcer could be seen charging over to boot the fancy Dan winger up in the air, followed by the huge cheer as said lad came crunching down in a heap.

 

"Robbie's gonna getcha!"

Robbie, show us yer arse, Robbie, Robbie show us yer arse

Opposing player down injured.

 

We hope your balls drop off

we hope your balls drop off

we hope your balls drop off.

Robbie, show us yer arse, Robbie, Robbie show us yer arse

 

Gary Barlow still sings that.

First half over the tannoy.

 

'Could Mr Smith please go immediately to Bolton Hospital where your wife is in labour'

 

Second half over the tannoy.

 

'Congratulations Mr Smith your wife has given birth to a bouncing baby girl'.

 

Crowd

 

'Waaaaaaaaaaay'

That bloke who used to walk round Burnden with the papers at half time shouting 'three-thirty winners', and the two ladies who used to bring the tea urn round.

" Two bottles of brown ale please. "

"I hope we draw Paris St. Germain next"

" I hope my mate managed to get two tickets for the Portsmouth special train from Trinity Street "

King William pub,Manny Rd - 2.30pm on a match day.

"Two pints of lager please"

"That'll be just a pound love"

"Get up front Greaves! You're supposed to be the centre forward".

At away games mid 80's 'there's more of us than you'

Oh I do like to  be beside the seaside

I do like to be beside the sea

I do like to stroll along the prom prom prom

where the brass band played - fuck off west brom

We hate Nottingham Forest

We hate Liverpool too

We hate Man United

But Bolton we love you

When I was a lad

My dad said to me

Son do you want to go to  work for Hawker Siddley

I said no

I don't think so

Cos I want to go and join the Bolton aggro.

 

Bolton Aggro

Bolton Aggro

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm a knock kneed chicken, i'm a bow legged hen

I haven't been so happy since i don't know when

I walk with a wiggle & i talk with a squawk

Doing the Bolton boot walk

 

(cue jumping up & down in a disorderly fashion on the Lever End )

"Celtic" "Rangers" "Celtic" "Rangers" or "Left Side" "Right Side" followed by mock charges

Sir Roger Hunt Sir Roger Hunt or John Byrom Bryrom Byrom John Byrom

Let's all have a disco, let's all have a disco

Let's all have a disco, let's all have a disco

na na na na, hey, na na na na