" tek is fucking legs off"

 

"Your going home in a fucking ambulance"

 

"Your gonna get your fucking heads kicked in"

 

"It's alright Col I'll get the ale in"

Edited December 21, 201411 yr by fellman

I do like if when all the kids shout "you shit bastard" behind the goalie

Also - kids counting down the last 10 seconds when we first got the scoreboard and then wondering why the ref didn't blow his whistle.

Crowd doing hissing noise of air escaping as ball bounced off top of fence....

Also - kids counting down the last 10 seconds when we first got the scoreboard and then wondering why the ref didn't blow his whistle.

I had to explain we go back for a second half that didn't go down well last week.

Crowd doing hissing noise of air escaping as ball bounced off top of fence....

Was going to say the same!

 

Don't know why but Kents aaaaaahhhhhhh reminded me of it.

latecomers walking down to the turnstiles behind the Manny Road end, on hearing an early goal go in would start running to get in.

 

Why the fuck?

 

We're they expecting the players to reconstruct the goal for them?

You'll never walk alone....

I had to explain we go back for a second half that didn't go down well last week.

To Garp?

To Garp?

Haha no to a 7 year old girl.

People threatingly half whispering half growling aspertions and insults to the referee via one the assistant referees, usually something along the lines of...

 

''Linesman, Linesman!''

 

(finally, exasperated the lino hasn't turned to acknowledge them and shout back ''what?'' they shout-whisper louder...)

 

''FUCKING LINESMAN, TELL YOUR REFEREE HE'S A FUCKING CHEATING CUNT!'' etc.

Edited December 21, 201411 yr by Youri McAnespie

latecomers walking down to the turnstiles behind the Manny Road end, on hearing an early goal go in would start running to get in.

Why the fuck?

We're they expecting the players to reconstruct the goal for them?

ha ha, that was me most weeks

Gi' me a B

 

Gi' me an O

 

Gi' me a L

 

etc.

 

 

If I had the wings of a sparrow. If I had the arse of a crow

I'd fly over <insert opponent> tomorrow. And shit on the bastards below

 

The <insert opponent> sing. We don't know why 'cause after the match they're gonna die.

 

We don't carry 'ammers. We don't carry lead

 

 

In fact, safe to say we must have the smallest of supporters repertoire. It's fucking mind numbing trotting out We are the one and only Wanderers.

Oh, another old one:

 

Ev'rywhere we go, people want to know who we are where we come from...

Ooooooo it's a corner

 

Ooooooo it's a corner

 

Ooooooo it's a corner

One guy on Burnden Terrace without fail would used to shout if we were winning......

 

"All this way for Fuck All.........arrrhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Ole ole ole ole.....

 

Bolton bolton

Donkey!!!!

 

Eeeeeooooorrrrrrr!!!!

 

Eeeeeooooorrrrrrr!!!!

Crowd doing hissing noise of air escaping as ball bounced off top of fence....

 

Was going to say the same!

 

Don't know why but Kents aaaaaahhhhhhh reminded me of it.

Same thing reminded me to.

Jackie wasn't there when Bobby lost his hair at the (disgusting name for a German city's airport).

When the red red Robbin comes bob bob bobbing along....

 

Shoot the bastard shoot the bastard shoot shoot shoot

In Boltons fare city, where the girls are so pretty....

Edited December 21, 201411 yr by CWP

Don't sit down when Elton's around.....

Don't sit down when Elton's around.....

Elton Welsby, you're a wanker, you're a wanker!

She's here, she's there, she's everyfuckingwhere Eltons wiiife, Eltons wiiiiiiiife.

Who's up Eltons wife (repeat)

 

Rob mcaffery (repeat)

 

He's up Eltons wife.

Giz a two p to chuck at spazzy darren