All getting a bit silly now.

 

Not sure what the answer is.

 

Must be really shit where they're coming from that's for sure.

Is that Nigella in Blackpoo?

They have a lot of ugly women. Good on them for wanting to cover up and saving our eyes from being offended

Is that Nigella in Blackpoo?

Yes, she lives a frolic in the turd laden sea

Pat always has a good word for the Burka:

 

http://Www.youtu.be/TlkxlzTZc48

Pat always has a good word for the Burka:

 

http://Www.youtu.be/TlkxlzTZc48

Poor man's Richard Littlejohn.

Yes, she lives a frolic in the turd laden sea

 

The dirty mare. I didn't say 'Blackpoo' for no reason.

 

Gonzo knows (cue a "We've been awarded the cleanest British Holiday Resort award for the fourth year running by the RNIB").

https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/31695926/sydneys-dirty-little-secret-untreated-contents-of-toilets-being-dumped-right-beside-bondi-beach/

Pathetic defence that matey. We have no time for NSW and Sydney over here in the Western paradise mate. Preaching to the converted.

 

Shovel as much shit on Sydney and Brisbane as you like. it's like me insulting Skegness to you.

Pathetic defence that matey. We have no time for NSW and Sydney over here in the Western paradise mate. Preaching to the converted.

 

Shovel as much shit on Sydney and Brisbane as you like. it's like me insulting Skegness to you.

Fair enough

 

http://www.news.com.au/travel/australian-holidays/western-australias-beaches-most-polluted-in-australia/story-e6frfq89-1226006342654

Yep Oz looks much like NZ. Could not give a fuck about the environment

Fair enough

 

http://www.news.com.au/travel/australian-holidays/western-australias-beaches-most-polluted-in-australia/story-e6frfq89-1226006342654

 

 

We must be lucky then because all we have ever found is pristine white and pure sand and clean, crystal clear water. Perhaps Wackerchackers who is a fairly regular visitor would like to comment?

 

Comparing Cottesloe and Scarborough beaches in Perth to North and South beaches in Blackpool is like comparing Real Madrid and Barcelona to Halifax Town and Bedlington Terriers.

I've been on plenty beaches in W.A. and I've only seen, as my learned friend says, pristine beaches & crystal clear water. In fact, W.A. is probably the cleanest place I've visited.

Them as know, know.

 

Not sure what that newspaper article was all about but pure bollocks IMO. 

Them as know, know.

 

Not sure what that newspaper article was all about but pure bollocks IMO.

I couldn't move for dirty nappies, rusty bike wheels and abandoned didgeridoos when I was there.

I couldn't move for dirty nappies, rusty bike wheels and abandoned didgeridoos when I was there.

Didn't you stay in Bolty's spare room?

Seem to remember Bolty telling me they went out for a meal together.

Bi swingers?

Hahaha, what a bunch of utter twats!

 

If you must know, Kent and his squeeze had been roughing it - living off 2 minute noodles, Hare Krishna mung bean handouts and visiting Mosques and generally looked like they'd just passed the admission test for Belsen.

 

As I would do for any down on his luck Boltoner who looked like death by starvation was only days away, I took them to the very excellent Adelphi Steakhouse in the Parmelia Hilton Hotel in Perth and bought them a slap up which included a magnificent steak which I am still fond of partaking in to this day (the Adelphi is a Perth institution).

 

He did not stay in my spare room; the articles he claims he couldn't move for must have been at one of the Aboriginal hell holes he visited for spiritual reasons (I think he said 40 proof?); Bi swingers? Adults using playgrounds here are liable to prosecution matey and two of them on one swing well, they'd throw the book at you.

He did not stay in my spare room

Is that you coming out Bolty?

Was a lovely thing to do Bolty - and was much appreciated and expected.

 

Sadly though I had to decline your offer of a night in your spare room as you said there wasn't enough room for my girlfriend to stay and I'd have had to wear those trousers with the hole in the bottom as your air conditioning had broken ????

Is that you coming out Bolty?

 

 

Where we going pal? I'll come out. Pint in't Wheatsheaf?

Was a lovely thing to do Bolty - and was much appreciated and expected.

 

Sadly though I had to decline your offer of a night in your spare room as you said there wasn't enough room for my girlfriend to stay and I'd have had to wear those trousers with the hole in the bottom as your air conditioning had broken

 

 

You are welcome mate (for the first part).

 

The rest however is pure fantasy. I wouldn't even offer when you had a prepaid booking at Perth's finest Backpackers 

You are welcome mate (for the first part).

 

The rest however is pure fantasy. I wouldn't even offer when you had a prepaid booking at Perth's finest Backpackers

Bit of a shock when we first arrived in Oz. Having spent 6 months getting our own room for £3 each a night to suddenly having to pay a £15 for a single bed in a ten person dorm!

 

Having reread my last post I did of course mean 'unexpected' and not 'expected'. We didn't turn up assuming you'd buy us some tea! :-)

No probs Kent. I assumed you'd meant summat along the lines of we Whites look after each other so no offence taken. Before anyone is sickened, by Whites I mean BWFC fans.

 

Yer right about expense mind. Stupidly expensive.