just had a dream where a youth is after joining in a fair one-on-one fight outide my house, so I threatened to knock his head off if he joined in. I've took a belting crack off him in the right eye, so I've gone to slap him back and missed but hit my bedroom wall and cut my knuckle in real life and it's throbbing. Anyone else done anything similar in their sleep and hurt themselves or partner? I've got a sneaky feeling there's gonna be a few good ones off here

Are you just as proactive in other dreams you have? The flying down stairs dream will wake you up.

 

Reoccurring one where i am playing football and i kick out at my missus. I hit her so hard ince she thought i was attacking her.

 

Recently I have been battling Isis up Rivington. But i have the advantage of an invisibility outfit and array of weapons

Watched this recently BB?

 

 

had one tue night i was in NCIS with Gibs

 

shooting Terrorist

had one tue night i was in NCIS with Gibs

 

shooting Terrorist

 

 

North Carolina Institute of Slashing with Giblets?

 

Can someone please decipher.

had one tue night i was in NCIS with Gibs

 

shooting Terrorist

I dread to think about the content of some of your dreams

I dreamt I was slapping an old racist,draped in a Union Jack beach towel,round the face with my semi erect penis whilst eating a big bowl of trifle.

And you'd get the trifle to yourself, as they don't like Birds.

I dreamt I was slapping an old racist,draped in a Union Jack beach towel,round the face with my semi erect penis whilst eating a big bowl of trifle.

 

 

was one of his best friends coloured?

I woke up this morning and found my readers and a glass were no longer on the bedside table but were on the floor (readers now broken, glass still intact).

I must've been fighting in my dreams last night too.

As long as the bed is dry it's always a bonus though as we get older.

I talk and laugh in my sleep apparently.

 

I once had a dream where my boyfriend at the time cheated on me, I woke up and punched him.

 

I dream every night and they're very vivid.

 

I dream every night and they're very vivid.

I do too. I have to have a minute in a morning to get my head together as sometimes I think I'm still in my dream. It's a little unsettling.

This is a few years ago. My youngest son who played semi pro football and unfortunately suffered night terrors charged over to the elder son slapping him and shouting " don't let them score". Worst night was when he put his leg through the double glazed window shooting at goal, poor lad finished up in surgery to put together his leg which had some horrific cuts. Thankfully he recovered to continue playing.

I wake up covered in spunk after dreams sometimes..............

 

Cue Sweep/Traf........

I once had a dream where my boyfriend at the time cheated on me, I woke up and punched him.

 

My Mrs won't talk to me for a day if I've cheated on her in her dream. It's ace, peace and quiet!

 

Fucking weirdo.

My problem hasn't been dreams but sleepwalking.

 

Parents found me once in the back yard with the dog on the lead about to set off down the road in my pyjamas

 

More worryingly I woke up once half way out of the top of a first floor bedroom window. Only woke up because the spikes that keep the window shut were digging into my nutsack 

Me and my Mrs have woken up to find out we are having sex in the past. With each other I might add. Neither of us can remember instigating it - but there we are. It's a pain in the arse as well because then you've got to finish the job!

I also remember as a nipper having a dream that I owned a scuba diving kit and waking up buzzing that I could go diving. Then as consciousness took hold, slowly and with much sadness, coming to the realisation that it was just my imagination :-(

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Had a dream a while ago that I was smacking a business man that owes me money. Woke up just in time as my first glancing blow slid if the missus

Used to have the most weird, vivid dreams when I was preggers. Most vivid one was me seeing a old haggered woman stood at he side of the others bed pointing at him and screaming, cue me screaming and yelling him. Poor fella shat himself!

My problem hasn't been dreams but sleepwalking.

 

Parents found me once in the back yard STUCK UP THE DOG on the lead about to set off down the road in my pyjamas

 

More worryingly I woke up once half way out of the top of a first floor bedroom window. Only woke up because the spikes that keep the window shut were digging into my nutsack 

I don't sleep

 

I wait

was one of his best friends coloured?

 

 

As I have just learned of your predicament, this can slide.

I dreamt I was slapping an old racist,draped in a Union Jack beach towel,round the face with my semi erect penis whilst eating a big bowl of trifle.

 

You mustn't be relieving yourself often enough. I'll try and find some new site addresses for you.

I was stood up in my sleep last night next to the Mrs doing a BBQ apparently.