Anybody bothering? A few of us going over from London but I imagine this will be our lowest turn out of the season.

Time for you ipswich story Zico??

 

 

 

right, my Ipswich story

 

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc

 

i took it personally

 

so go for a mooch on their section

 

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

 

so I gets this idea

 

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

 

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

 

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

 

so I have this other idea

 

I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

 

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

 

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

 

so I mail them both back saying

 

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

15

 

Simply amazing

Time for you ipswich story Zico??

 

 

 

right, my Ipswich story

 

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit.......................

 

 

 

Brought a massive chuckle on reading this on my lunch break. I'm spitting tea. Fine work! Going to forward this to other whites who il know will appreciate it

 

Edited October 27, 201510 yr by DIPS

I never get tired of reading that one.. genius

Nope not even close.

Wank club, wank town, wank beer and wank people. No quick way of getting to Ipswich either.

I can't see me ever going to Ipswich again

Tom, I couldn't agree more with this.

 

If someone chauffeured me there FOC and plied me with champers and caviar all the way there, I still wouldn't go.

 

Enough said.......

I would loved to have listened in on that phone call

"alright mate, calling about the tickets"

"great, can't thank you enough"

"no thank you, really appreciate it"

"great"

"great"

"love you"

"love you too"

"so when can i have them?"

"eh?"

etc etc

penny drops

"i think we've been stitched up"

"bastard"

... and that, ladies and gentleman, is why Gonch should be a mod.

 

Felt the need to watch this as I hadn't for a few years. Still shocks me the state of that mans performance.

Time for you ipswich story Zico??

 

 

 

right, my Ipswich story

 

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc

 

i took it personally

 

so go for a mooch on their section

 

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

 

so I gets this idea

 

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

 

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

 

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

 

so I have this other idea

 

I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

 

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

 

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

 

so I mail them both back saying

 

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

15

 

The best story ever.

Time for you ipswich story Zico??

right, my Ipswich story

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc

i took it personally

so go for a mooch on their section

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

so I gets this idea

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

so I have this other idea

I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

so I mail them both back saying

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

15

Take a bow son take a bow

It's like am electric fence

 

I know it will hurt if I touch it

 

But I touch it anyway

Anyway, 1-1

 

 

The unbeaten run continues, grows and flourishes

Fair fucks to anyone going to this, Jesus you must be mad. 

Time for you ipswich story Zico??

 

 

 

right, my Ipswich story

 

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc

 

i took it personally

 

so go for a mooch on their section

 

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

 

so I gets this idea

 

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

 

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

 

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

 

so I have this other idea

 

I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

 

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

 

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

 

so I mail them both back saying

 

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

15

 

 

 

Made my morning that. Superb

Low blow that Cassie.

 

Like a dagger to the heart.

You need to be heartless to be a Mod

Their form in the last 10 matches is identical to ours: W1 D5 L4

we'll win this 1-0, Clayton

Maximum credit to anyone making the trek tomorrow.

 

Heart says 1-1 draw with Franky for us and Colin Viljeon for them.

 

Head says 3-0 to those twats with Barry Knight getting a hat trick.

It's a good time to play Ipswich, they are on a terrible run.

 

Think we'll get a point.

 

1-1.

I'd be very happy with another draw.

Would be a great point to build on

 

COYWM

1-0 to ipshit

1-0 to ipshit

dogshit

0-2

 

Can't name one of their players.

I hope I'm wrong but. They are on a bad run. We have form for helping teams out in these situations

Anyone who thinks we'll not lose is mental.

 

1-0 Wheater

 

Come On You Whites!!!