A stone cold classic this week.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Mr Vincent Place......

 

http://m.theboltonnews.co.uk/news/14599443.Bolton_s_4_Most_Wanted___July_6__2016/

If ever I'm feeling an owd cunt I always turn to the 'WANTED' page of the BEN...Tough paper rounds them lads and lasses.

 

Anyhow, I reckon' Vincent's pulling a funny face...

 

I always used to say if it was ever looking likely I was going to be nicked I'd pull a funny face, like I'd had a stroke - and maintain it throughout the experience, and then when they took my mugshot they'd think it was my normal face.

 

And then if I ever did a proper crime in the future and I was on the run, they'd only have this stupid picture of me.

 

Anyhow, when I did get nicked (as an adult) I forgot to do it - could've kicked myself.

Edited July 6, 201610 yr by Youri McAnespie

Did he pinch LW's car?

In reception class at primary school, me and my mate decided we'd cut eachother's hair with safety scissors. My fringe ended up like Vincent's.

 

Ah. the days of fringe.

Whenever I'm a bit pissed off with life here, I read Bolton's most wanted

Someone posted on Facebook that Vincent could watch tennis without moving his head.

The best way the police could catch Vincent is to walk straight up to him, he'd never see them. Oh, the second one looks like Akan Smith, the ex-Leeds player

I think it's sad that worthy candidates in pictures 2 and 3 have been overshadowed by Vincent. A bit like being an Eden Hazard in the era of Messi and Ronaldo.

I think it's sad that worthy candidates in pictures 2 and 3 have been overshadowed by Vincent. A bit like being an Eden Hazard in the era of Messi and Ronaldo.

 

Be ace if that was the judges summary

what has Vincent been done for...........possession of an offensive face and haircut?

Fuck me .a face even a Mother couldnt love, imagine the horror when he popped out and laid that in her arms.

 

If she did not have Drugs in Labour , she proper scoffed em down after seeing that.Poor cow.

 

Like one of them pictures , eyes follow you round the room that mug does that and watches you in the kitchen as well.

 

Despite laughing at it , I never got to read what he did.

Car theft - perhaps he nicked Little Whitts?

Aye, what he see in Whitt's glove box knocked his eyes wonky.

Car theft - perhaps he nicked Little Whitts?

Maybe he was trying to nick the one next to Little Whitt's?

Always a good laugh that section.

Every week they have the ugliest specimens of mankind on display. I actually enjoy looking at it in a victorian circus act kind of way.

fuck me just wait till im in there 

They'll only get the top of your head.

Edited July 7, 201610 yr by Smiffs

Theres a lad i went to school with keeps appearing in there . Paul Kinley. Paul if you read this the Police are looking for you. Give them a ring pal.

Vincent Price actually reminds me of a gurning John Leslie.

Vincent Price actually reminds me of a gurning John Leslie.

if only Abi Titmuss owned a GoPro

He used to be a teacher.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But he couldn't control his pupils.

He used to teach Thai Boxing in Bolton

 

 

 

 

With Master Sken

one hard little bastard that!

one hard little bastard that!

He might well be. But nobody has heard of him in Thailand.