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Ant Nests

I've got millions of the dirty bastards all over the side of by back door.

 

Boiling water and a yard brush just seems to send them all

Into some choreographed panic routine then they all just go

Back to normal about 5 minutes later.

 

I've tried contacting Kevin Spacey and his team of locusts but there's no answer.

 

Who are the bug men on here again? Faralli and ratwhite?

 

Any tips chaps?

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Lay out a line of sugar all the way to the sea.

try rubbing them with a balloon

try rubbing them with a balloon

Roll up a note and snort them.

Adam's Ants

Equal parts of icing sugar & bicarbonate of soda.

 

They pick it up because of the sugar, then explode when their acid reacts with the bicarbonate.

 

They even take it back to nest.

 

Ant Genocide

Or build some ant stairs & throw them down it

Turps, I reckon turps would kill them, if it doesn't, light the turps, that'll do the trick...

Turps, I reckon turps would kill them, if it doesn't, light the turps, that'll do the trick...

You can't waste good drinking turps on ants.

 

Drink the turps, then you won't give a fuck about the ants

You can get cheap turps these days, not fit for supping, chinese, made from their shit turps trees...Use that.

Dress up as a big ant and lead them to next door.

Ant powder - cruel but effective

Ant powder - cruel but effective

 

Came back from work today to find three separate masses of the fuckers. Squirt of ant powder. Normal service resumed

Adam's Ants

Dunno about anyone else, but that made me laugh like a lunatic.

Had a problem with them about a month ago, bought all sorts of shit to get rid of them

 

But today they've returned with wings and are bigger. I'm not convinced it's some sort of karma so how do i get rid of the fuckers?

Petrol

The Mrs (good handful) boiled the kettle 8 times for the fuckers yesterday! It will be cheaper to move house at this rate.

Its a countrywide problem at the moment. Been lots of ant nests this year, even raised areas in lawns. Was listening to Lancashire v Durham yesterday and there was mention of some game somewhere being halted because thousands of the winged bastards were coming out of a hole on the pitch.

Had a problem with them about a month ago, bought all sorts of shit to get rid of them

 

But today they've returned with wings and are bigger. I'm not convinced it's some sort of karma so how do i get rid of the fuckers?

Its clearly an organised attack. Offer them a reach round, its the only way to placate them.

Move House

Its clearly an organised attack. Offer them a reach round, its the only way to placate them.

isis ants? 

isis ants?

Anti Capitalists

I've got millions of the dirty bastards all over the side of by back door.

 

Boiling water and a yard brush just seems to send them all

Into some choreographed panic routine then they all just go

Back to normal about 5 minutes later.

 

I've tried contacting Kevin Spacey and his team of locusts but there's no answer.

 

Who are the bug men on here again? Faralli and ratwhite?

 

Any tips chaps?

DM me I'll do mates rates - got a lad up there Gonzo!

Edited by Ratwhite

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