Not in Crawley Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 34 minutes ago, frank_spencer said: Off to the big smoke next week gonna try that in the posh bar round the corner from where the missus is working. The barman is a nice fella but I'm proper out of place amongst the clientele. If I can fit in down here, any bugger can. Quote
Spider Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 7 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: If I can fit in down here, any bugger can. You're a colossal whoopsie, that's why. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Just now, Spider said: You're a colossal whoopsie, that's why. Oh yeah - there is that. Quote
Ani Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 3 hours ago, royal white said: The last 3 threads I have read are all discussing @bolty58 😂😂 keep it up mate, it looks like you have a few of them rattled! I have only laughed at him on 2 must have missed one. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Another baby for Johnson. Bet he's glad not to be PM, doesn't pay enough for his brood. Anyway it's called Frank - middle name Odyessus - just so he doesn't get bullied at Eton which is a thoughtful touch. Quote
Spider Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 22 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Another baby for Johnson. Bet he's glad not to be PM, doesn't pay enough for his brood. Anyway it's called Frank - middle name Odyessus - just so he doesn't get bullied at Eton which is a thoughtful touch. Top shagger #BringBackBoris Quote
frank_spencer Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: If I can fit in down here, any bugger can. Arty places I'm fine this is all business guys in suits. Coke's up to the eyeballs buying shit on the company cards. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 1 minute ago, frank_spencer said: Arty places I'm fine this is all business guys in suits. Coke's up to the eyeballs buying shit on the company cards. Who says I go to arty places! Quote
frank_spencer Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said: Who says I go to arty places! Mainstream musicals do need coked up business guys to keep the tickets sales going I suppose. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 1 minute ago, frank_spencer said: Mainstream musicals do need coked up business guys to keep the tickets sales going I suppose. They need them to fund the shows! Quote
Sweep Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 40 minutes ago, Spider said: Top shagger #BringBackBoris In Boris We Trust Imagine being the person who consistently posted that 😂 Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 43 minutes ago, Sweep said: In Boris We Trust Imagine being the person who consistently posted that 😂 Hey, I'll not have a bad word said against him, what he knows about agricultural work is not to be sniffed at. Quote
Traf Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 6 hours ago, gonzo said: I was in Mayfair other weekend. Gave actual cash to a barman and he looked at me like Id broken in to his house on xmas morning and pissed all over his kids. It was the fact you gave him 30 pound coins that offended him. Quote
Traf Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Another baby for Johnson. Bet he's glad not to be PM, doesn't pay enough for his brood. Anyway it's called Frank - middle name Odyessus - just so he doesn't get bullied at Eton which is a thoughtful touch. Odysseus left his wife and child behind to go shagging other women. A proper Johnson Quote
Spider Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 He doesn’t hang around though does he? I bet she still had bits of placenta left in her tunnel when he got back on her, the randy devil. Quote
Winchester White Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 24 minutes ago, Spider said: He doesn’t hang around though does he? I bet she still had bits of placenta left in her tunnel when he got back on her, the randy devil. What a lovely thought. Quote
royal white Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 3 hours ago, Sweep said: In Boris We Trust Imagine being the person who consistently posted that 😂 That’ll be you then 🤦🏻 Quote
Casino Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 Have the whatsapps been handed over Im trying to find out but its obviously not important Quote
Cheese Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 12 minutes ago, Casino said: Have the whatsapps been handed over Im trying to find out but its obviously not important No. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-covid-inquiry-whatsapps-b2372638.html Quote
Casino Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 8 minutes ago, Cheese said: No. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-covid-inquiry-whatsapps-b2372638.html Oh, i say What a surprise Yeah, but, no but, dick pics Quote
Cheese Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Casino said: Oh, i say What a surprise Yeah, but, no but, dick pics Still waiting for an explantion for him giving a 29-year-old 'special advisor' a lifetime honour too. She only worked for him for 18 months, starting as cover for someone on Maternity Leave. Absolute fucking farce. Edited July 11, 2023 by Cheese Quote
Winchester White Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 That phone isn't going to be handed over, it is full of stuff that wouldn't be good for Johnson. Quote
Casino Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 And sunak Wtf does How to safely switch it on Actually mean Just hand the fucker over, turned off by all means Quote
Winchester White Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Cheese said: Still waiting for an explantion for him giving a 29-year-old 'special advisor' a lifetime honour too. She only worked for him for 6 months to cover for someone on Maternity Leave. Absolute fucking farce. They aren't even trying to be discrete about anything anymore because the most of the UK media is in some sort of sunk cost fallacy with regards to Boris/Tories/Brexit. Quote
Winchester White Posted July 11, 2023 Posted July 11, 2023 2 minutes ago, Casino said: And sunak Wtf does How to safely switch it on Actually mean Just hand the fucker over, turned off by all means I am sure the boffins at MI6 have the means and equipment, including a Faraday cage to turn it on safely. Quote
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