What is that "mate" of mine Sadiq Khan trying to achieve ?

 

You lost you demented little cretin, get over it and concentrate on your job you terrorist sympathiser.

7 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

If I can fit in down here, any bugger can.

 

You're a colossal whoopsie, that's why.

Just now, Spider said:

You're a colossal whoopsie, that's why.

Oh yeah - there is that.

3 hours ago, royal white said:

The last 3 threads I have read are all discussing @bolty58 😂😂 keep it up mate, it looks like you have a few of them rattled! 

I have only laughed at him on 2 must have missed one. 

Another baby for Johnson. Bet he's glad not to be PM, doesn't pay enough for his brood.

Anyway it's called Frank - middle name Odyessus - just so he doesn't get bullied at Eton which is a thoughtful touch.

22 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Another baby for Johnson. Bet he's glad not to be PM, doesn't pay enough for his brood.

Anyway it's called Frank - middle name Odyessus - just so he doesn't get bullied at Eton which is a thoughtful touch.

Top shagger

#BringBackBoris

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

If I can fit in down here, any bugger can.

 

Arty places I'm fine this is all business guys in suits. Coke's up to the eyeballs buying shit on the company cards.

1 minute ago, frank_spencer said:

Arty places I'm fine this is all business guys in suits. Coke's up to the eyeballs buying shit on the company cards.

Who says I go to arty places!

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

Who says I go to arty places!

Mainstream musicals do need coked up business guys to keep the tickets sales going I suppose.

1 minute ago, frank_spencer said:

Mainstream musicals do need coked up business guys to keep the tickets sales going I suppose.

They need them to fund the shows!

40 minutes ago, Spider said:

Top shagger

#BringBackBoris

In Boris We Trust

 

Imagine being the person who consistently posted that 😂

43 minutes ago, Sweep said:

In Boris We Trust

 

Imagine being the person who consistently posted that 😂

Hey, I'll not have a bad word said against him, what he knows about agricultural work is not to be sniffed at.

6 hours ago, gonzo said:

I was in Mayfair other weekend. Gave actual cash to a barman and he looked at me like Id broken in to his house on xmas morning and pissed all over his kids.

It was the fact you gave him 30 pound coins that offended him.

3 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Another baby for Johnson. Bet he's glad not to be PM, doesn't pay enough for his brood.

Anyway it's called Frank - middle name Odyessus - just so he doesn't get bullied at Eton which is a thoughtful touch.

Odysseus left his wife and child behind to go shagging other women.

A proper Johnson

He doesn’t hang around though does he?

I bet she still had bits of placenta left in her tunnel when he got back on her, the randy devil.

24 minutes ago, Spider said:

He doesn’t hang around though does he?

I bet she still had bits of placenta left in her tunnel when he got back on her, the randy devil.

What a lovely thought.

3 hours ago, Sweep said:

In Boris We Trust

 

Imagine being the person who consistently posted that 😂

That’ll be you then 🤦🏻

Have the whatsapps been handed over

Im trying to find out but its obviously not important

12 minutes ago, Casino said:

Have the whatsapps been handed over

Im trying to find out but its obviously not important

No.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-covid-inquiry-whatsapps-b2372638.html

8 minutes ago, Cheese said:

No.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-covid-inquiry-whatsapps-b2372638.html

Oh, i say

What a surprise

Yeah, but, no but, dick pics

13 minutes ago, Casino said:

Oh, i say

What a surprise

Yeah, but, no but, dick pics

Still waiting for an explantion for him giving a 29-year-old 'special advisor' a lifetime honour too. She only worked for him for 18 months, starting as cover for someone on Maternity Leave. Absolute fucking farce.

Edited July 11, 20232 yr by Cheese

That phone isn't going to be handed over, it is full of stuff that wouldn't be good for Johnson.

And sunak

Wtf does 

How to safely switch it on

Actually mean

Just hand the fucker over, turned off by all means

1 minute ago, Cheese said:

Still waiting for an explantion for him giving a 29-year-old 'special advisor' a lifetime honour too. She only worked for him for 6 months to cover for someone on Maternity Leave. Absolute fucking farce.

They aren't even trying to be discrete about anything anymore because the most of the UK media is in some sort of sunk cost fallacy with regards to Boris/Tories/Brexit.

2 minutes ago, Casino said:

And sunak

Wtf does 

How to safely switch it on

Actually mean

Just hand the fucker over, turned off by all means

I am sure the boffins at MI6 have the means and equipment, including a Faraday cage to turn it on safely.

6 minutes ago, Casino said:

And sunak

Wtf does 

How to safely switch it on

Actually mean

Just hand the fucker over, turned off by all means

It's a bullshit excuse of course, but they're claiming it might transmit reconnaissance to a hostile party as soon as it connects to a mobile network. They should switch it on in North Lower at the Tough Sheet. No chance of it connecting to fucking anything.

Edited July 11, 20232 yr by Cheese