Politics

[Not in Crawley]

6 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I once accidentally showed my mother in law a drunken picture of me on holiday. 

I'd put my glasses on my knob where my nose would usually go and then pushed my bollocks up into the lenses so they looked like eyes. 

Literally on her couch with her on one side and my Mrs on the other. I knew, they knew, everyone knew. But not a word was said! 😂

That is such a beautiful image

[kent_white]

43 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Let's put it like this my medical muck messer. I was delighted when the PSA test replaced DRE.

It had taken me ages to find a lady doctor with the tiniest fingers up to that time.

Here you go mate. Next time you're over give me a shout and I'll have a little root around in there for you. 

Decent slim fingers. Piano players hands my dad used to say! 

[bolty58]

7 hours ago, kent_white said:

Here you go mate. Next time you're over give me a shout and I'll have a little root around in there for you. 

Decent slim fingers. Piano players hands my dad used to say! 

Should be in the Panto thread this.

"Oh no you fucking won't!"

When was the last time that mirror and those windows were cleaned? 

 

[Dimron]

12 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Let's put it like this my medical muck messer. I was delighted when the PSA test replaced DRE.

It had taken me ages to find a lady doctor with the tiniest fingers up to that time.

The finger up the bum was always part of the pilots medical... these days it's "optional", I always tell the fkkr "if I'm giving you 100 quid for this I having the full monty"

[Zico]

Farage urged to ‘come clean’ over alleged election spending breaches in Clacton

the guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/dec/08/nigel-farage-reform-uk-election-spending-clacton-expenses

and for balance

the telepgraph

Exclusive: Farage reported to police over ‘election fraud’

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/12/07/farage-reported-to-police-over-election-fraud/

 

[Sweep]

On 07/12/2025 at 11:31, Dimron said:

The finger up the bum was always part of the pilots medical... these days it's "optional", I always tell the fkkr "if I'm giving you 100 quid for this I having the full monty"

Indeed. I always demand the finger be inserted.

I'm not even a pilot

[bolty58]

We have entered the twilight zone.

Oddballs, kinks and weirdo's.

[bolty58]

10 hours ago, Zico said:

Farage urged to ‘come clean’ over alleged election spending breaches in Clacton

the guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/dec/08/nigel-farage-reform-uk-election-spending-clacton-expenses

and for balance

the telepgraph

Exclusive: Farage reported to police over ‘election fraud’

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/12/07/farage-reported-to-police-over-election-fraud/

 

The intensity of these things will only increase as the polls continue to show a healthy lead. No surprises.

Still trawling in the gutter with fanciful allegations from half a century ago from folk guaranteed to be politically opposed.

Just roll with the punches is the best policy. Be reet.

[Spider]

11 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

The intensity of these things will only increase as the polls continue to show a healthy lead. No surprises.

Still trawling in the gutter with fanciful allegations from half a century ago from folk guaranteed to be politically opposed.

Just roll with the punches is the best policy. Be reet.

Kids say and do the darndest things don’t they?

Shemima Begun said and did some daft shit as a kid, surely that should be dismissed all these years later?

[Dimron]

12 hours ago, bolty58 said:

The intensity of these things will only increase as the polls continue to show a healthy lead. No surprises.

Still trawling in the gutter with fanciful allegations from half a century ago from folk guaranteed to be politically opposed.

Just roll with the punches is the best policy. Be reet.

The Guardian isn't letting go on this one... is refurbishment work in you HQ an "election expense"?

[Not in Crawley]

12 hours ago, Spider said:

Kids say and do the darndest things don’t they?

Shemima Begun said and did some daft shit as a kid, surely that should be dismissed all these years later?

Rationality and reason. I fear you are wasting your time here.

[mickbrown]

16 hours ago, bolty58 said:

The intensity of these things will only increase as the polls continue to show a healthy lead. No surprises.

Still trawling in the gutter with fanciful allegations from half a century ago from folk guaranteed to be politically opposed.

Just roll with the punches is the best policy. Be reet.

Tick fucking tock……

[bolty58]

10 hours ago, Dimron said:

The Guardian isn't letting go on this one

You wouldn't expect them to would you? It's just chaff. All in the hope that 'if you throw enough shit, some will stick'.

Look how well that turned out with The Dons second tilt at becoming POTUS.

Dumb shits never learn. This is a fact.

[Spider]

5 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

You wouldn't expect them to would you? It's just chaff. All in the hope that 'if you throw enough shit, some will stick'.

Look how well that turned out with The Dons second tilt at becoming POTUS.

Dumb shits never learn. This is a fact.

Something something Starmer and the rent boys blah blah 

[bolty58]

10 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Rationality and reason

 Oh aye.

One of the two clearly travelled a long distance to be inured by and offer succour and support to lovely lads inclined to throw woofters off tall buildings, chop off heads and limbs and ultimately destroy everything and everyone not enamoured with their savage and primitive fairy tale.

The other is accused, half a century later, of calling other children nasty names in a playground.

I think a long and in depth dissertation is required to fully explain to us mere mortals the meaning of 'Rationality and reason'.

 

[bolty58]

7 hours ago, mickbrown said:

Tick fucking tock……

Mick - sincerely pal, it will be the hope that kills you.

Look how much ticking and tocking went on under the Biden administration with their bastardry in trying to taint the big fella.

Clock stopped with no boom eh? Apart from the boom on election day from Trumps delirious base of course.

[mickbrown]

28 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Mick - sincerely pal, it will be the hope that kills you.

Look how much ticking and tocking went on under the Biden administration with their bastardry in trying to taint the big fella.

Clock stopped with no boom eh? Apart from the boom on election day from Trumps delirious base of course.

 It’s a matter of time. You’ll see👍 

[bolty58]

7 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

 It’s a matter of time. You’ll see👍 

 I won't bother saying the same to you.

[mickbrown]

26 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

 I won't bother saying the same to you.

One of us will be wrong, either way. 😀

[royal white]

Some of those figures 🤬

 

 

[crawshawbooth]

The attendance in the house is disgusting

Probably most have packed up for Christmas !

Do they not understand that what is coming down the tracks means Christmas might not be in this "green and pleasant land " in 30 years .

[Bertie]

9 hours ago, bolty58 said:

 

The other is accused, half a century later, of calling other children nasty names in a playground.

 

“Hitler was right”.  “Gas them”.

Oh aye - accusations of just routine normal playground name calling.

Inconvenient isn’t it. Just stick your head in the sand as usual though.

[Spider]

15 hours ago, bolty58 said:

 Oh aye.

One of the two clearly travelled a long distance to be inured by and offer succour and support to lovely lads inclined to throw woofters off tall buildings, chop off heads and limbs and ultimately destroy everything and everyone not enamoured with their savage and primitive fairy tale.

The other is accused, half a century later, of calling other children nasty names in a playground.

I think a long and in depth dissertation is required to fully explain to us mere mortals the meaning of 'Rationality and reason'.

 

Rattled

Love to see it.

[Not in Crawley]

7 hours ago, Spider said:

Rattled

Love to see it.

He's never written a dissertion in his life.

Wouldnt know where to start.

[London Wanderer]

19 hours ago, crawshawbooth said:

Christmas might not be in this "green and pleasant land " in 30 years .

What are you rambling on about now ?