Has the “Peter Kay rumour” thread been removed?

 

Apparently it’s his funeral tomorrow

Garlic Bread?

Cheese Cake?

Fuck Off.

Only adverts I see nowadays are for hot singles in my area ready to fuck and penis pumps.

14 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Only adverts I see nowadays are for hot singles in my area ready to fuck and penis pumps.

😁😁

I must have the Wayne Rooney cookies because I get asked to bang local grannies who are well up for it.

 

25 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Only adverts I see nowadays are for hot singles in my area ready to fuck and penis pumps.

mine are for old women who are gagging for it and live down the road

1 minute ago, Zico said:

mine are for old women who are gagging for it and live down the road

They any good?

53 minutes ago, Spider said:

😁😁

I must have the Wayne Rooney cookies because I get asked to bang local grannies who are well up for it.

 

THIS

2 hours ago, Traf said:

Garlic Bread?

Cheese Cake?

Fuck Off.

Dalek Bread

My missus got us tickets for the original cancelled tour, this year she got us some for this tour.....sounds great. 

5 minutes ago, Ani said:

My missus got us tickets for the original cancelled tour, this year she got us some for this tour.....sounds great. 

Not sounding good these reviews are they!

Think ours are for 2025 or 2026 ffs.

"Vapes, eh? Remember them, eh?"

6 hours ago, Spider said:

Went to watch him at the MEN on Friday.

Now, I love Peter Kay, especially his telly stuff. Flawless.

His stand up I’ve always thought was a bit average but funny and he’s tapped into something massively popular.

But, that show on Friday was really really poor.

30 minutes singing advert themes from the 1980’s? Misheard lyrics? I know he’s sticking to a formula but it needs refreshing. people were leaving well before the end.

He’s recovering from illness, which I don’t think helps with anything. It just feels like he’s forcing it.

Shame, really, but he gets a free pass for a body of work that’s basically perfect.

Stand up he's been a one trick pony 

Jokes around garlic bread, misheard lyrics etc tour after tour 

Should knock it on the head but whilst people pay the tickets he'll keep on 

1 hour ago, DirtySanchez said:

Stand up he's been a one trick pony 

Jokes around garlic bread, misheard lyrics etc tour after tour 

Should knock it on the head but whilst people pay the tickets he'll keep on 

Maybe as a stand up he does seem to have lost that edge but then again who could sell all the tickets he has for his latest tour?

We mustn’t forget Car Share and Phoenix Nights which were excellent..

i thought it were great

good night out

Loved Pheonix Nights can't seem to remember fuck all about Car Share might need to give it another go.  

2 minutes ago, deeane Koontz said:

Loved Pheonix Nights can't seem to remember fuck all about Car Share might need to give it another go.  

Tremendous series that.

Very well written.

 

1 hour ago, Casino said:

i thought it were great

good night out

This 

1 hour ago, freds dad said:

Maybe as a stand up he does seem to have lost that edge but then again who could sell all the tickets he has for his latest tour?

We mustn’t forget Car Share and Phoenix Nights which were excellent..

Geraldine was fucking awful  

10 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

Geraldine was fucking awful  

Though the transition from free nelson Mandela to umbrella is top notch comedy 

 

 

2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Tremendous series that.

Very well written.

 

Was there a bunch of singing in it or have I just made this up?

4 hours ago, Casino said:

i thought it were great

good night out

Give me £75 and I’ll sing Cadbury Flake adverts at you until last orders. And in the taxi home.

I’ll even throw a few Dalek breads in for good measure.

On 04/12/2022 at 16:00, Leyther_Matt said:

The majority of the material could basically have carried straight on from Top of the Tower, but I don’t think that’s necessarily a negative.

I did warn you all 13 months ago that it hadn’t changed much 😊 

It does sound like he does vary certain periods a little bit to mention any relevant news stuff etc to try and keep at least some of it a bit more fresh

4 hours ago, deeane Koontz said:

Loved Pheonix Nights can't seem to remember fuck all about Car Share might need to give it another go.  

PN out takes are funny. Tommy Dickfingers.

Local man becomes a millionaire and locals turn on him 

Tale as old as time 

4 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Local man becomes a millionaire and locals turn on him 

Tale as old as time 

Yeah. Shock. Wways folk hate local success. 
 

 

6 minutes ago, Big E said:

Yeah. Shock. Wways folk hate local success. 
 

 

Fuck off you Welsh cunt 

10 minutes ago, Big E said:

Yeah. Shock. Wways folk hate local success. 
 

 

On the contrary, I love most of his stuff; Phoenix Nights & Max and Paddy, Car Share, all the early tour stuff, etc. It’s just that this latest tour just hasn’t entertained me. As I said when I first went (some time in October) it was all regurgitated material from his previous tours. That’d probably be fine except the previous tours were released on DVD and most of the sub-sections of each have been done to death on social media platforms so is all quite fresh.