February 16, 20197 yr Noisy eaters. The older I’ve got, the more relaxed I’ve become and not much makes me lose it..but people noisily chewing is guaranteed to turn me into the worlds angriest fucker. My lads sat next to me right now eating a butty and I’m so close to jumping up and volleying the fucker in the head.
February 16, 20197 yr 15 minutes ago, Judge Fudge said: Noisy eaters. The older I’ve got, the more relaxed I’ve become and not much makes me lose it..but people noisily chewing is guaranteed to turn me into the worlds angriest fucker. My lads sat next to me right now eating a butty and I’m so close to jumping up and volleying the fucker in the head. My Mrs has the same thing. She has to sit at the table with 3 males every night troughing like pigs
February 16, 20197 yr So.... I say “can I get”, “right” at the end of sentences, and I like a curry sauce with fish & chips. Oh, I also wear a hat in the car. Happy to be of service you grumpy set of twats
February 16, 20197 yr 13 minutes ago, jules_darby said: So.... I say “can I get”, “right” at the end of sentences, and I like a curry sauce with fish & chips. Oh, I also wear a hat in the car. Happy to be of service you grumpy set of twats That reminds me... Recruitment folk!
February 16, 20197 yr 1 minute ago, stevieb said: That reminds me... Recruitment folk! This thoroughly warms my soul
February 17, 20197 yr Author Have to admit to liking chipshop curry sauce on fish and chips. Gravy though? Rampton escapees only?
February 17, 20197 yr Two girls competing for wankers on the wank channels... Studio 66 - consider yourselves named.
February 17, 20197 yr Curry on chippy fish is fine - it's one version of fish curry. Gravy on fish? Put them on the register...
February 17, 20197 yr Author Going back to vehicles, not really a fan of automatic scooters but my lad and an earlier version of this which was a monster. Used to have fun teaching folk with Kwacka Ninja's and Bonnevilles a lesson. I know some of your are on Faceache so can watch this of the new model. If you ever get chance of a test ride, do it. Phenomenal acceleration https://www,facebook.com/1684379107751695/videos/2257672731187154/
February 17, 20197 yr Kids kicking the back of your seat at the match. Parents that don’t tell their kids to stop kicking the back of someone’s seat.
February 17, 20197 yr 25 minutes ago, Whizz said: Kids kicking the back of your seat at the match. Parents that don’t tell their kids to stop kicking the back of someone’s seat. Them fucking Rochdale lot behind me!
February 17, 20197 yr 13 hours ago, Judge Fudge said: Noisy eaters. The older I’ve got, the more relaxed I’ve become and not much makes me lose it..but people noisily chewing is guaranteed to turn me into the worlds angriest fucker. My lads sat next to me right now eating a butty and I’m so close to jumping up and volleying the fucker in the head. Oh yes. Father in law sounds like he's sucking up his food whilst smacking his lips. Animal.
February 17, 20197 yr People who eat using only the fork and usually in the wrong hand. The knife is there for a reason you fucking retard.
February 17, 20197 yr I have gravy or curry sauce with fish and chips, and it’s lovely. Never met anyone who turns my hand over whilst shaking it though.
February 17, 20197 yr Gravy is, in a perfunctory way, land animal-based. Putting gravy on fish or vice-versa (tuna sauce on veal excepted) is the act of a stand up wiping beast. A loathesome brute, unfit for human fellowship.
February 17, 20197 yr Sir, you are wrong. Also I have to survive on the chippy’s down south, and after 20 years I can say that no one around these parts knows how to make decent chips.
February 17, 20197 yr 39 minutes ago, freds dad said: People who eat using only the fork and usually in the wrong hand. The knife is there for a reason you fucking retard. This is me although quite often use a spoon instead. Need the spoon to get all the lashings of gravy or curry up.
February 17, 20197 yr 7 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Sir, you are wrong. Also I have to survive on the chippy’s down south, and after 20 years I can say that no one around these parts knows how to make decent chips. Well go to the Old Kent Road and get some pie, mash and liquor then...They can't make fucking chips in BL3, the fish is suspect an' all, more batter than fish, it's a sad indictment the best fish and chips around these parts is in the Royal Bolton canteen on a Friday. They've polluted you, NiC, gravy on fish is akin to bestiality...
February 17, 20197 yr Possibly, just sick to death of shit chips. However, I’m quite happy with my life choices. I even have tarter sauce with gravy...
February 17, 20197 yr Curry sauce or gravy on fish - no!!!! On the chips absolutely fine but not on the fish itself. Why get nice crispy batter and make it go soggy? Senseless
February 17, 20197 yr 1 hour ago, Underpants said: Blokes who wear them trackie trousers/shorts that go down to the shin. Known in large parts of the country as Twat Pants.
February 17, 20197 yr 2 hours ago, MancWanderer said: Why get nice crispy batter and make it go soggy? Senseless That's the whole point!! Beautiful
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