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Things which get on your tits...........

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People who think they are legal experts, eg advising people how to deal with a parking tickets. Absolutely fucking clueless menaces to society.

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  • People starting a sentence with the word SO.

  • Tonge moor green jacket
    Tonge moor green jacket

    Quite an impressive feat by the sounds of it. 

  • MancWanderer
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    People who don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them. Next time I’ll let it swing back and smash you in the face then you ignorant fucker

People who stand in doorways blocking others, my missus does it, she also stands in front of the tv if shes telling me something.  Fcuking move out the way, fcuking fire hazard..

Retired people doing their shopping on a weekend/evening. Get out of the fucking way!

3 minutes ago, kaydan said:

Retired people doing their shopping on a weekend/evening. Get out of the fucking way!

Get fucked.

On 14/02/2019 at 17:20, Boo said:

People starting a sentence with the word SO.

Loads doing it these days, fucking annoying 

On 14/02/2019 at 12:06, Roger_Dubuis said:

Burnley, Watford, Huddersfield, Fulham, Cardiff, Crystal Palace and Bournemouth receiving £100 million each in TV money on the back of how popular Manchester United are, yet Manchester United themselves not receiving enough TV  money to compete with the world's biggest clubs.

Are you sure youre not a United fan??

My bad.

24 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Get fucked.

You’ve had all week to get your Frey Bentos pies and tins of garden peas. Give the workers a chance!:)

People who don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them. Next time I’ll let it swing back and smash you in the face then you ignorant fucker

22 hours ago, White on Tyne said:

Litter. No excuse. Ever 

Particularly the lazy cunts who use the drive through at McD’s, sit in their car park eating their food then lob everything out of the window rather than walk 10 feet to a bin

2 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Particularly the lazy cunts who use the drive through at McD’s, sit in their car park eating their food then lob everything out of the window rather than walk 10 feet to a bin

They should be slowly dissolved in a large vat of long chain fatty acids.

Maccies actually have bins positioned so you can drive up, wind down your window and chuck in your rubbish without dragging your arse out of the car. 

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

They should be slowly dissolved in a large vat of long chain fatty acids.

They’d just absorb them and turn themselves into fatbergs although looking at them some of them already have

10 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Particularly the lazy cunts who use the drive through at McD’s, sit in their car park eating their food then lob everything out of the window rather than walk 10 feet to a bin

Particularly prevelant at Ramadam where, as soon as it goes dark, every lad in every car descends on McD's at Astley Bridge and eats their bodyweight in Filet-o-Fish (About two each)

Next morning the boxes are all over the car park.

I have a close relative who is a manager there and I've suggested they write the registration of the cars on the underside of the box. Not secretly or anything but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of shit that the car owner would suddenly become slightly more litter concious.

18 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

People who don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them. Next time I’ll let it swing back and smash you in the face then you ignorant fucker

Yep, that’s mine. I just shout ‘thank you’ as they swing by but it probably goes right over their heads , ignorant fuckers.

Folk standing as close to the door as possible smoking. Fuck off in the real open air.

Women who walk diagonally

4 minutes ago, White on Tyne said:

Women who walk diagonally

Bit random?

9 hours ago, gonzo said:

Curry sauce on fish. The actions of an animal. 

Gravy is worse IMO

People that use the pay at pump lane but then go inside to pay. 

School kids going on strike! Wtf is all that about? 

7 minutes ago, royal white said:

School kids going on strike! Wtf is all that about? 

I know, they should be caned.

1 hour ago, dave2980 said:

Gravy is worse IMO

Shouldn't even need saying

Gonzo is such a pheasant

3 minutes ago, Casino said:

Shouldn't even need saying

Gonzo is such a pheasant

I didn't think he was that game.

Folk saying "which" instead of "that"

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