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Things which get on your tits...........

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1 hour ago, dave2980 said:

Gravy is worse IMO

Nobody has gravy on fish, nobody.

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  • Tonge moor green jacket
    Tonge moor green jacket

    Quite an impressive feat by the sounds of it. 

  • MancWanderer
    MancWanderer

    People who don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them. Next time I’ll let it swing back and smash you in the face then you ignorant fucker

Folk saying that instead of which

And whom instead of who...

 

And using the personal pronoun, "I" when it ought to be "me"

Anyone coming for a beer with Jimmy and I? BULLSHIT!!!!

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3 hours ago, kaydan said:

Retired people doing their shopping on a weekend/evening. Get out of the fucking way!

Too many words there Mr B.... Just "retired people" will do

People who just Google or use Wikipedia to pretend they're really clever, when they're just people with loads of time on their hands who feel the need to feel superior

People who can't be arsed looking on google and spout shite.

59 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Nobody has gravy on fish, nobody.

 

Gravy is like pouring baby shit over your food.

I think should we need to cull our population then "Have you ever ate fish with gravy?" would be a good question to decide who went to the showers (those who answered in the affirmative).

"Have you ever stood up to wipe your arse?"* being another.

 

* other than due to some bizarre medical or handicap etc. reason.

Mentioned it on here before, but people ending sentences (spoken and written) with the word "right", therefore turning a statement of fact into a question.

Heard a lot of people recently saying "I know, right?". Absolute bollocks.

5 hours ago, White on Tyne said:

Women who walk diagonally

OK I’m going with this one

I have massive rows with Mrs Manc about this

We are walking along, anywhere, anytime.....she gravitates over to where I am, just walking across me and I end up stepping off the pavement, walking into rubbish bins, bus stops, etc

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2 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

OK I’m going with this one

I have massive rows with Mrs Manc about this

We are walking along, anywhere, anytime.....she gravitates over to where I am, just walking across me and I end up stepping off the pavement, walking into rubbish bins, bus stops, etc

Gyroscope is out of flunter mate. You need to use a different position for night time athletics for a while - that'll knock it back true.

 

Might help your back too ;):D

12 hours ago, Sweep said:

People who just Google or use Wikipedia to pretend they're really clever, when they're just people with loads of time on their hands who feel the need to feel superior

Worse when they append it with "I think" or "iirc"

People who speed past the traffic queue on the outside lane knowing that lane is closed ahead. Then causing more delay for everyone as they filter in.

9 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

OK I’m going with this one

I have massive rows with Mrs Manc about this

We are walking along, anywhere, anytime.....she gravitates over to where I am, just walking across me and I end up stepping off the pavement, walking into rubbish bins, bus stops, etc

My lad does this too. Suddenly side swiped by a bolt of horizontal gravity.

I've said this on here before. But people who try and turn your hand over when they're shaking your hand. How to mark yourself out as an absolute cunt who can't be trusted.

15 hours ago, White on Tyne said:

Women who walk diagonally

Read this as "wank diagonally" 

Might be time to give up porn

3 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I've said this on here before. But people who try and turn your hand over when they're shaking your hand. How to mark yourself out as an absolute cunt who can't be trusted.

I presume you've been on some course or other that covers such behaviour.

Remember a sales course going over such things.

The act of an insecure individual.

6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I presume you've been on some course or other that covers such behaviour.

Remember a sales course going over such things.

The act of an insecure individual.

No - I've just noticed it on a few occasions. And I've instantly wanted to elbow the culprit it the throat. Hate anything like that - those little subtle gestures where everyone knows what it means - but social graces stop us from doing anything about it. Same as when football managers pat each other on the head after the match. Cunts trick.

Women on Facebook who repost every fucking lost dog there is. 

 

18 hours ago, MickyD said:

Particularly prevelant at Ramadam where, as soon as it goes dark, every lad in every car descends on McD's at Astley Bridge and eats their bodyweight in Filet-o-Fish (About two each)

Next morning the boxes are all over the car park.

I have a close relative who is a manager there and I've suggested they write the registration of the cars on the underside of the box. Not secretly or anything but I'll bet a pound to a pinch of shit that the car owner would suddenly become slightly more litter concious.

I'll bet a pound to a pinch of  shit the "offender" would just say it was his Uncles car.... innit

2 hours ago, stevieb said:

Women on Facebook who repost every fucking lost dog there is. 

 

And that missing bloke from Aberdeen. I sometimes sarcastically reply that I must keep an eye on in case he wanders into the cul-de-sac in the remote village we live in.

Some of them are a bit touchy.

5 hours ago, kent_white said:

I've said this on here before. But people who try and turn your hand over when they're shaking your hand. How to mark yourself out as an absolute cunt who can't be trusted.

Trump does it. 

7 hours ago, kent_white said:

No - I've just noticed it on a few occasions. And I've instantly wanted to elbow the culprit it the throat. Hate anything like that - those little subtle gestures where everyone knows what it means - but social graces stop us from doing anything about it. Same as when football managers pat each other on the head after the match. Cunts trick.

Aye. Similarly when the other person puts a second hand on top.

Phil Parkinson

Some folk could learn the difference between "A good firm hand shake" and a "Martian death grip"

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