There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

Throw temazepam or crystalline MDMA or bottles of gin on - who wants a fucking E.T. doll?

23 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Throw temazepam or crystalline MDMA or bottles of gin on - who wants a fucking E.T. doll?

Depends what it's stuffed with surely?

4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Depends what it's stuffed with surely?

Well one stuffed with Diazepam, Ketamine, Lorazepam (Holmes' favourite) and Mescaline would be nice, it'd beat a tangerine and cinders in a manky sock.

I wouldn't want to be the kid who got Kermit when LW threw it on the pitch 😂😂😂

 

On 13/12/2021 at 22:17, Cheese said:

My lad won one of those green octopuses in Blackpool a couple of weeks ago on a grabber machine.

(It turns inside out and the other side is orange)

Game changer alert. There’s now those grab machines where you win every time. The prize isn’t as good but it’s about the winning. I seek it out, hope the wife and child don’t notice, put a quid in, give my best Daniel Day Lewis acting, and win one of the little fuckers that have probably been sewn at Her Majesty’s pleasure.

Walk off an absolute hero. 

4 hours ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

I wouldn't want to be the kid who got Kermit when LW threw it on the pitch 😂😂😂

http://imgur.com/gallery/ywe96Kj

On 13/12/2021 at 21:15, burnden said:

Quality this

 

dunno if this makes me certifiably fucked, but its just how my mind works. initially i was thinking, ooh if you got hit by buckaroo from that sort of height, it might sting a bit.

 

that evolved into Blondie launching her Columbine, as Rudy had rendered it useless

 

missus says this: i just like to think of myself to  be a darker shade of Boyle now and then 

 

 

Bolty’s lost his Bolton accent

Still funny that clip, all these years later.

 

 

That’s just disturbing.

Is that not the cosby house?

2 hours ago, Zico said:

 

 

My dad’s go-to comment every time Cilla was on anything in a singing capacity was, “Who the bloody hell told her she could sing?”

It was like fingernails on a blackboard to him.

2 hours ago, Zico said:

 

 

Amazingly diverse line up for the era that. Allowing a ginger front and centre. Remarkable.

21 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Amazingly diverse line up for the era that. Allowing a ginger front and centre. Remarkable.

and a man-child in green (who may have shit himself)

talk about using your kids for content and likes

fuck  me

 

8 minutes ago, Zico said:

talk about using your kids for content and likes

fuck  me

 

What in the universal credits... 

On 18/12/2021 at 10:10, Zico said:

 

 

That flid in the green pants is fucking hilarious. And apparently the kid at the back in the blue top and red pants is that ginger bald fella off Eastenders.

Edited December 20, 20214 yr by Cheese

 

8 hours ago, Zico said:

talk about using your kids for content and likes

fuck  me

 

Never seen that thread before. This is from the same one! 🤣🤣🤣

 

8 hours ago, Zico said:

talk about using your kids for content and likes

fuck  me

 

Bloody hell - That is truly horrific. 

 

36 minutes ago, Cheese said:

 

Sticky African Wattle Biscuits